>>12271034Except that didn't happen, I called you extremely lame, because you are extremely lame.
I briefly considered that you were paid to be lame professionally, like you worked in an all beige cubicle farm putting captions on pictures of minions for a company that was founded by the guy who came up with the "just hang in there" cat poster, but the company is losing money and after the last round of layoffs most of the cubicles are empty and you spend your days wondering what the weird smell coming from the air vent is, before going home to your two bedroom apartment that you live in alone using the second room as your "hobby room" only it's really just a bookshelf filled with young adult fiction, a really expensive sewing machine that you occasionally use to darn socks, and a 10 year old computer you bought at auction with no graphics card.
But then I got so sad at the thought of you existing that I killed myself, and now I am dead.
Turns out I was right about the souls of aborted babies tho, so that's pretty cool.
