Kronenbourg 1664 blanc
Pale wheat beer with subtle citrus tones. When I heard citrus I was put off, but it doesn't taste citrusy, just "fresh" and light. Perfect summer beer
For the winter, amber lager all the way. It's the Big Mac of beer, hearty and inoffensive.
Guiness or anything related can suck by balls, truly a cruel joke by God to give such heavy drinkers as the Irish so horrible a swill. Any man who can suffer through multiple cans of the stuff to get drunk is in a dark place, on the level of a prisoner drinking toilet hooch.
