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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:06:11 No.1227511 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the most painless way

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:06:59 No.1227512 Report

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>>1227511
BASED

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:07:32 No.1227513 Report

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Not doing it at all.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:08:47 No.1227514 Report

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Use plenty of lube and poppers

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:09:23 No.1227515 Report

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>>1227511
Helium tank or heroin OD if you don't mind a little needle prick

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:11:31 No.1227516 Report

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Bullet to the brain. Just don't miss and blow your face off. You'd be surprised how often that happens.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:17:51 No.1227517 Report

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>>1227511
Helium mask. Completely painless (won't feel like you're choking for air) and it's also very quick, you'll just pass out after about a minute or so, so you won't have to feel yourself slowly die. It's also very cheap too (can get the whole kit for less than $100). Go do it, anon

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:20:41 No.1227518 Report

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>>1227511
Why? You don't want to revel in the chaos and insanity?
What are you, a girl?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:21:22 No.1227519 Report

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>>1227516
Also, no shotguns, as most of the face removals I've seen as a trauma surgeon have been from failed shotgun suicides.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:24:07 No.1227520 Report

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>>1227516
I know this is true but I still have a hard time imagining how in the fuck you miss your own head.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:35:41 No.1227521 Report

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>>1227520
You'd be surprised. It's not so much that you miss your head, it's that you miss your brain or fail to fatally injure your brain.

As a surgeon who's had to reassemble quite a few heads after failed attempts involving firearms of various types (avoid shotguns and birdshot; you'll just look like a horror movie monster for the rest of your life), I'd actually recommend a massive dose of opioids chased with a fifth of vodka.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:37:47 No.1227522 Report

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Order some fent or carfent on dnm. Snorting it will be plenty if you have a low tolerance. Completely painless.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:40:40 No.1227523 Report

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>>1227521
Shotgun suicide is actually hands down the most effective method.

If I were doing it I'd use a double-barrel suspended at eye height pointed straight at my face from about a foot away, and I'd rig it to fire both barrels.

The problem is retards who put it under their chin pointing forward and away from their brain.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:42:25 No.1227524 Report

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>>1227523
>put it under their chin pointing forward and away from their brain
Some one should help them at that point.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:44:07 No.1227525 Report

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>>1227523
This. Simplest, quickest, and *most* foolproof way

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:48:22 No.1227526 Report

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>>1227517
Nvm I forgot about exit bags, this is best

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:50:02 No.1227527 Report

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>>1227517
is this legit?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:56:20 No.1227528 Report

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A fistful of benzos swallowed with large gulps of vodka. My father did it and it worked like a charm.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 10:57:26 No.1227529 Report

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>>1227511
Heroin overdose

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 11:13:55 No.1227530 Report

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>>1227511
Helium.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 11:19:12 No.1227531 Report

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>>1227521
>opioids
>vodka
b.. but seizures, senpai?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 11:29:41 No.1227532 Report

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>>1227511
Opiate overdose, I think. Hell, it is hard not to overdo it, and the result of that is just feeling sleepy with a heavy chest.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 11:34:26 No.1227533 Report

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>>1227511

My Dad was diagnosed with Stage 4 Grade 4 RCC, he actually responded to chemo and had 4 good months able to eat anything he wanted, was able to travel to somewhat.

Then he got pneumonia and went downhill, he went into hospice at home and I overdosed him on opitates once he had said goodbye to everybody that matters.

He just drifted off to sleep.

I don't regret a thing.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 11:35:27 No.1227534 Report

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>>1227511
Suffocation from substitute gas.
For example, CO is fine. Fumes from working car are fine and virtually painless.

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Anonymous ID:YW5n0Hvm Thu 29 Jun 2017 11:41:24 No.1227551 Report

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>>1227520
I saw one such case in coroner show at Discovery channel when it was more about fucking science instead of storage wars.

Basically, the guy's shotgun slipped and he managed to blow off his face apart. Was fully awake and sane to actually go for the second shot, which offed him for good.

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Anonymous ID:zMNhDsCN Thu 29 Jun 2017 12:00:11 No.1227665 Report

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I read somewhere that putting a barrel of a gun with a large enough calibre and pulling the trigger instantly kills by severing the brainstem, if I were gonna an hero I'd do that or OD on a shitonne of drugs

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Anonymous ID:0WGm5fgt Thu 29 Jun 2017 12:16:17 No.1227735 Report

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>>1227527
Yes, but most helium sellers mix oxygen in for this exact reason.

Roastie face basher

Roastie face basher ID:AuZPUSSG Thu 29 Jun 2017 12:17:30 No.1227740 Report

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>>1227511
I fight til death. Even if my skull gets cracked open like a walnut on a jail house toilet bowl...it would still be worth it if i can make atleast 2 of them bleed :3

Roastie face basher

Roastie face basher ID:AuZPUSSG Thu 29 Jun 2017 12:20:06 No.1227757 Report

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>>1227522
This faggot knows his stuff

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Anonymous ID:8v7sMJGK Thu 29 Jun 2017 12:41:13 No.1227849 Report

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>>1227533
You did the right thing. My mum's 70 and has flat out told me she wants me to kill her if everything turns to shit and it terrifies me

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Anonymous ID:/ryWtSNE Thu 29 Jun 2017 14:01:06 No.1228406 Report

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Ignore and sage

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