So the other day I walked into subway, with my AT4 dumb fired RPG slung over my shoulder. (picture VERY MUCH related)

I noticed some big tittied red headed bitch getting wet from my dual Colt Buntlines hanging down over my ripped as fuck abs. I mean, it looked like she was literally pissing herself.

The fucking shabbos goyim 'veteran' working the counter limped over with his faggy amputated leg. He looked maybe 40. Fucking Boomer scum.

"S-sir, w-what can I get for yo-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS GOLEM" I screamed in his face. I then proceeded to jump onto the counter, drop my pants, grab my ankles and angrily swing my testicles ASS FIRST in this faggot's face like THE HAIRIEST FUCKING PENDULUM THIS LITTLE BITCH HAS EVER SEEN.

As this "Wounded warrior" bumbled aimlessly, jaw dropped and awestruck by my magnificent ass crack shave job (protip: cocobutter and Nair), I screamed between my legs about how he's a ZOG BOT KEK WHO KILLS HELPLESS PALESTINIAN KIDS.

After taking a dump on the counter, I grabbed the faggots fake leg while screaming GIVE ME NATIONAL SOCIALISM OR GIVE ME DEATH, planted it into the tub of oil and mayonnaise, and then kicked him SQUARE IN THE FUCKING CHEST.

"GO READ THE TALMUD YOU BITCH" I screamed as I blew a new exit into the side of the building.

The big tittied bitch fainted into my arms and I ran with her, did a front flip into my Lamborghini, and we 69nd as I drove her to my sex mansion.

Shit was so cash.