I'll start, I love white people because they're always trying to self-improve. It's like a compulsion for them. Take the most heroic ubermench and he's probably thinking about starting yoga to increase his flexibility or do a course in life drawing because it's "an interest."

And then you take the most malformed white trash autist and he's no doubt busy working on some new deck for magic the gathering or googling family friendly jokes to tell at his subsidized disability employment scheme job. They just can't help themselves, no matter how perfect and beautiful and serene they are they always want to be better.