You guys should really hire me, I'd be way better at shilling than whoever posted this.
Of course the real trouble with tobacco companies is the culture of evil that has developed over the last 50 years. Basically the only people who'll work for you are bad guys and Jews and you act like it.
Imagine, if you will, a world in which PMI, BIT, and BAT gave a single fuck about their customers. In that world you didn't waste 50 year trying to get around advertizing regulation while engaging in lawfare with the little guy, in that world you developed healthy cigarettes and better treatments for smoking related illnesses. But in this world someone told you you were a cunt and you believed them.
