That shit would be HILARIOUS.
Imagine the spastic backflip the media would do if he won! The talking heads on TV would all have a stroke.

And they'd be talking about "the bad old days" and everyone would be like "what the fuck are you talking about, it's was four years ago, things are exactly the same." And all of a sudden election security will be the biggest deal ever, it would be an epic clownshow for months.

I REALLY want this to happen.