>>12300890>rectangular pupilsI don't like it
I will offer you a fact in return; koalas have smooth brains.
As a result of this, and other evolutionary factors, they are fucking stupid. They exclusively eat poisonous leaves that they ferment in their stomaches using their unique stomach microbiomes
They obtain this unique microbiome from their parents. By eating their parents' poo
Most of them have chlamydia
Fuck koalas.