>"scout, what the hell is this?"
>"what da hell is what?"
>"this, you buffoon!"
>spy shows scout the dirty magazine he found under his bed
>"what? dat aint mine."
>"scout. i found it peaking out from under your bed."
>"da pyro mustve put it dere."
>"there's only one man here dare big enough to keep something like this in their possession."
>"ok so i like lookin at naked ladies. you got a problem wit dat, fancypants?"
>"er no. not at all. except there's just one problem."
>"yeah what the hell is that?"
>"the so-called women in this magazine all clearly have male genitalia!"
>"what NO THEY FREAKING DON'T!"
>then explain this.
>spy opens the magazine, showing the first page to scout as his eyes visibly widen with shock
>"oh crap! spy, i can explain!"
>"you had darn well better explain yourself."
