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Anonymous ID:q8jDHIXL Thu 18 Mar 2021 05:30:05 No.12355785 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12356068 >>12356071 >>12356077 >>12356079 >>12356089 >>12356471 >>12356552

>cook 3 eggs
>2 end up being ruined so i eat 1
>decide to try again and cook 2 more
>they both smell like semen so i throw them away
guys im about to cry here... I just want to eat something...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WYa4PS8b Thu 18 Mar 2021 06:46:20 No.12356068 Report

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>>12355785

Clownpiece

Clownpiece ID:VwhY7Vo2 Thu 18 Mar 2021 06:47:28 No.12356071 Report

Quoted By: >>12356458

>>12355785
cooking is a meme order takeout

Clownpiece

Clownpiece ID:VwhY7Vo2 Thu 18 Mar 2021 06:50:46 No.12356077 Report

Quoted By: >>12356458

>>12355785
but don't cry :( what are your other options?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5SPHRn3j Thu 18 Mar 2021 06:51:12 No.12356079 Report

Quoted By: >>12356458

>>12355785
How do you mess up cooking eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iy2oW2k6 Thu 18 Mar 2021 06:58:41 No.12356089 Report

Quoted By: >>12356556

>>12355785
how can an egg smell like semen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DVp1ZJaL Thu 18 Mar 2021 07:34:36 No.12356130 Report

Quoted By: >>12356458

boiled eggs always smell like braps
make scrambled eggs instead! (´,,•ω•,,)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QO78P6Dz Thu 18 Mar 2021 07:36:08 No.12356132 Report

Quoted By: >>12356458

how can you fuck up eggs
retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:q8jDHIXL Thu 18 Mar 2021 08:39:55 No.12356458 Report

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>>12356071
It's usually fine.
>>12356077
I ate some nuts instead...
>>12356079
>>12356132
First 2 cracked when i put them inside the pot... Last 2 ... No clue...
>>12356130
I usually do but i remembered the soft-boiled eggs that mommy makes...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DWLmxZ5K Thu 18 Mar 2021 08:42:29 No.12356464 Report

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Eat your cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FvWObABU Thu 18 Mar 2021 08:43:49 No.12356471 Report

Quoted By: >>12356479 >>12356543

>>12355785
Why are autists always clumsy at cooking? The just cant seem to grasp handling food.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DWLmxZ5K Thu 18 Mar 2021 08:48:23 No.12356479 Report

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>>12356471
I can cook fine but I don't use ay spices and normalniggers don't like it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8jDHIXL Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:12:13 No.12356543 Report

Quoted By: >>12356548

>>12356471
hard-boiled eggs were just fine and it was maybe second time i made soft-boiled ones

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MARE IMPERATOR GETAE LVPVS DACVS ARIANVS FLAME OF GOD DEATH OF BLOOD ID:EMq/yYng Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:13:40 No.12356547 Report

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You will starve.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FvWObABU Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:14:03 No.12356548 Report

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>>12356543
I just tried a scrambled egg with oats and nuts, with a dash of cheese and chilli sauce. It was okay but next time I'm gonna use at least 2 eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zSRkO4ee Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:16:18 No.12356552 Report

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>>12355785
why are you so useless you can't even cook some fucking eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tX+78S+P Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:18:26 No.12356556 Report

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>>12356089
He came on them :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8jDHIXL Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:22:52 No.12356568 Report

Quoted By: >>12356666

>>12356548
>scrambled egg
it sounds wrong
>>12356552
I can do pizza and stuff :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4d6KJcTN Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:57:50 No.12356666 Report

Quoted By: >>12356731

>>12356568
Well then do pizza you dumdum..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8jDHIXL Thu 18 Mar 2021 10:17:57 No.12356731 Report

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>>12356666
I'm not used to cooking eggs so i want to get good. I can make pizza whenever i want but failing at boiled eggs is rather embarrassing. Well technically i didn't really fail the not cracked egg was just fine in the first batch. And the second was weird due to smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A6ynicg Thu 18 Mar 2021 10:56:53 No.12356888 Report

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I think Griffith messed with your breakfast.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A6ynicg Thu 18 Mar 2021 12:00:27 No.12357107 Report

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Prevent Griffith from cooming on your breakfast next time, he has a habit of doing that.

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