Anonymous
OP
>>1236391 >episode 3 The tournament starts, two guys fight Jason and Noob, and they both get killed on the spot. The empress watches and she falls down from her seat onto the stadium. Noob sweet talks her and protects her against this guy named Thermo. Oh shit! He can bend ice! Jason kills him.
>episode 4 This episode was stupid and full of filler.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1236404 >Is enjoying his new chair Anonymous
>>1236404 >Bill wakes up in c1g3's bed again. Her room is beginning to feel like a second, more gomfy cell. It also smells nice. OP
>>1236405 50
>the chair cradles your buttocks >you hear a guard talking to Jason "Jason, you have a visitor"
>Jason replies "Visitor? I don't know anyone outside of this prison."
>the guard shrugs >she opens the cell door "Now you do."
>>1236423 32
>you look over at c1g3 >c1g3 is snoring Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236404 (i rolled a 91 in my last roll btw.)
"as i was saying... the reason why i saved you is because it's my duty as a man..."
Gideon Crawforde
>>1236435 >Stand up >Sip tea >Go to see Jason OP
>>1236461 16
>you drop your tea >you slip on it and fall >>1236445 54
>the empress thinks >she looks at you It's been a while since I've seen men...
Anonymous
>>1236435 >I find her snoring cute. >I get up and start making tea for the both of us. Gideon Crawforde
>>1236470 "Bloody hell!"
>Stand up and continue to Jasons cell Anonymous
Try to look for openings in the prison that i can spot and with the help of some anons eventually escape
OP
>>1236576 67
>you see jason is gone >oh shit where is he.png >>1236557 75
>she wakes up >she sees you're out of bed >she calls for you >>1236594 49
(the other anons have a map, so you don't need to look)
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236470 "well... it's been a while since i've seen a true lady, such as yourself... even though you were watching a death match with me in it..."
OP
>>1236602 20
>she laughs >she says I was hoping you'd die too!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1236597 >Put on a top hat and pull out a magnifying glass >He'd say to himself: "Seems we have a mystery that needs to be solved..."
>Look around the nearby area for Jason Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 01:38:14 No. 1236624 Report Quoted By:
Look at my fellow anons map and try to see where we can escape
Anonymous
>>1236597 >Go back to the bed while the tea is warming up "I'm making tea for us, you want anything else"
>Bill asks casually Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236608 "oh... um... well i didn't"
>i nervously smile "how much longer until you can start walking again?"
Jimmy McTavish
>Jimmy wakes up in his bed with his arms still wrapped around the Arume's torso. Wake up... I believed that we overslept.
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 01:41:33 No. 1236649 Report Quoted By:
Hi Guys i'm the new Innmate my name is Anondesu
Anonymous
>>1236621 12
>magnifying glass falls >broken glass shards cut up the bed >>1236626 62
>she yawns >she says Can you put some sugar in my tea, please?
>>1236641 14
>she is not responding >>1236628 82
>the doctor comes over >she checks her papers Luckily, she can walk now. Just give her time to get up.
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 01:44:29 No. 1236680 Report Alright Fellow Friends can we look at the map that (I'll call you guys anons if you don't mind) you guys got>Tries to See Map
Gideon Crawforde
>>1236659 >Pulls out a fresh magnifying glass *Clears throat*
"I said, it appears we have a mystery that needs solving!"
>Look around the nearby area for Jason Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236659 >look to doctor "that's great thank you"
>look back at empress "i would like to take you to dinner... know any good restaurants?"
Anonymous
>>1236659 "Of course. Consider it done."
>Bill thinks it's a little odd to put sugar in tea, but he does it anyway. Maybe it's some arume thing Anonymous
Jimmy McTavish
>>1236659 >Jimmy nudges her a little harder Hey... Wake up.
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 01:47:55 No. 1236724 Report Quoted By:
>Try to Socialize with one of the guards to possible learn more information about the prison architeture and Surroundings,making it easier for us to elaborate an escape plan
Anonymous
>>1236680 08
>you are extremely tired and can barely see the map >>1236682 28
>the magnifying glass is all scratched up >>1236687 78
>she repeats the word in confusion >she looks at you Restaurant? We usually eat food that we make at our house...
>>1236710 01
>she is STILL not responding >>1236699 dubs
>she thanks you >she hugs you >her breasts push against your chest >>1236706 60
>you wake up with a gomfy chair and a bed Noobleone "The Butcher"
Gideon Crawforde
Gideon Crawforde
>>1236729 >Can I please look around now? >Look around for Jason Jimmy McTavish
>>1236729 No no no no... This can't be happenin'
>Jimmy hurriedly checks her pulse Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236729 "in that case... how about i give you a tour of the prison... then we stop by my cell and have something to eat. don't worry i'll protect you with my life"
>i bow again Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 01:52:06 No. 1236759 Report >>1236729 >Try to get some sleep since i am extremely tired *Snores* Wake me up in the next twenty minutes please
Anonymous
>>1236747 74
>she gasps for air >she says with a pant That was wonderful...
>>1236753 35
>she thinks about the other prisoners >her eyes widen Wait a minute... Jason is in the same hall of cells as you are...
>>1236759 95
>you get a good gomfy sleep for 20 minutes >>1236742 24
>you don't find anything but two voices "Oh, you are one tough boy, killing that man like that. So strong."
"Uhhh... heh. Thanks, it was no big deal."
Bill Billington
>WOOOOO >Bill makes the tea with extra love and energy >When it's done take a cup over to c1g3 and drink with her
Alfred Anime
Quoted By:
>>1236729 Oh I wasn't planning on taking part cuz I'm likely gonna go to sleep soon but okay
>>1236732 I came here for this (you)
I'm a little drunk and don't know what's going on but I'll do my best. For now I'll rest in my gomfy chair and find out what's going on.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1236774 >Put magnifying glass up to ear >Follow the voices Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 01:55:51 No. 1236788 Report >>1236774 >Try to Chat with a guard with the interest of learning more things about the prison such as guard shifts,Prison Architeture The Places less guarded and openings in the Prison Jimmy McTavish
>>1236774 [sighs] Oh, thank god. Are ye feelin' alright, lass?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236774 "then we can go to your quarters... don't worry i'll still cook... and i can tell you more about i can tell you more about the biological difference between men and women."
Anonymous
>>1236788 dubs
>she lets out a little information >>1236796 69
>she says with joy That made me feel the best I've had ever in my life!
>>1236802 20
>she chuckles That men are dumb?
>>1236787 78
>you follow the voices >you find a visiting room >Jason is talking with this arume girl that looks like a swinger >she says "I wanna take you away from this prison. You're mine."
>Jason gulps >he pulls his collar "Whew. I could use some fresh air. I haven't had it in a long time."
Duke Nukem
>>1236391 I WAKE UP IN MY CELL AFTER DREAMING OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!!! I IMMEDIATELY GET UP AND START DOING PUSH UP!!
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:02:45 No. 1236834 Report Quoted By:
>>1236823 >With the Received information i try with my fellow friends form a plan to escape the Prison and genocide all the arumes Gideon Crawforde
>>1236823 >Slide into the room "Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? What do we have here?"
>He would look at Jason and raise an eyebrow "Leaving so soon?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:03:43 No. 1236841 Report >>1236832 Hey Duke america truly is the greatest shouldn't we form a plan to escape so we can guarantee American Sovereignty on this land?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236823 >i chuckle also "i'll pick you up later tonight. farewell"
>i leave to go see gideon "hey gideon you crazy motherfucker! sorry about your chair!"
Alfred Anime
"Oi is there anyone around? I'm gettin bored of sitting around in my cell, someone bring me some anime to watch or something. Do you have that on this planet?">Make as much noise as I can
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1236832 >>1236823 >While I'm drinking tea I have a sudden pride boner >In my head I hear "AMERICA FUCK YEAH". Jimmy McTavish
>>1236832 (The Prodigal son returns!)
>>1236823 Do ye... [chuckles nervously] Do ye want to go fer another round?
Anonymous
>>1236838 83
>jason didn't notice you >if he did, he would've kicked your ass for sneaking in >>1236846 64
>she says See you later, pretty boy.
>>1236853 35
>the arume guards laugh >one of them says Weaboo!
>>1236832 23
>some of the arume guards laugh at you >one of them says Look at that hair cut!
>>1236859 95
>she looks at you >she smiles Of course!
Duke Nukem
Quoted By:
>>1236841 WE NEED TO SECURE DEMOCRACY AND GENOCIDE ARUMES!!!
Duke Nukem
>>1236863 I TELL THE FILIPINO ANIMATION FEMALE "I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
Alfred Anime
>>1236863 "Hey bitch you come in here and say that to my face."
>tries to spit at her Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:10:17 No. 1236877 Report >>1236863 >Along with Duke and Bill Form a Plan to Secure America Sovereignty in Arume by first Escaping the Prison Gideon Crawforde
>>1236863 >>1236846 >Leave the room >Talk to Noob "Don't worry, Leila already brought me a replacement. And guess what? It's even better... No, you aren't allowed to sit in it, before you ask."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236878 "what! but... i got you tea!"
Anonymous
>>1236875 57
>your spit misses >but they move on since they don't want to mess with you >>1236871 17
>they laugh even more >they mock your words >>1236877 dubs
>you find another map, of the secret areas of the prison >>1236878 87
>you manage to hear the conversation further "I'll give you a ride for a day, what do you say, big boy?"
>Jason looks around >he is sweating "Sure, yeah. I'd like that."
>the arume guards lead Jason out >he is free for the day Jimmy McTavish
>>1236863 Alrighty, ready fer round two!
>Jimmy gets under the sheets with Fiona again (Jesus Christ, these Arume are thirsty)
Duke Nukem
>>1236895 I TELL THEM TO BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASS AND I FLEX MY MUSCLES!
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:14:43 No. 1236907 Report Quoted By:
>>1236895 >Try to look for forgotten guns i can use when escaping Anonymous
>>1236901 10
>your muscles are sagging >they laugh at you even harder >one of them falls on the floor from laughing Gideon Crawforde
>>1236894 "That was then, this is now. My boy, there is no point in getting jealous. On another note..."
>Check around to see if any arume are nearby >>1236895 >To Noob "Looks like one of the arume has become... attached... to Jason."
Alfred Anime
>>1236895 "Fuck."
>Try to bust the door open and casually walk out Anonymous
>>1236781 18
>the coffee spills on her lap >it burns her Ow!
>>1236915 51
>you hear a motorcycle engine >you hear it run off >>1236918 81
>you open the door, but the hall door is locked Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:18:12 No. 1236937 Report >>1236901 Alright Duke Here's the Plan i will call one of the guard to tell him i'm feeling sick then you come in and stab the guard in the throat then we'll shoot our way out till the secret areas
>>1236926 >Investigate the Secret Areas that i found on the map Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236915 >i whisper "what really? damn... anyways i have some important news to tell everyone. call up a meeting"
Duke Nukem
>>1236909 I CALL THEM CHINKS AND THEN DO A BACKFLIP!!
Duke Nukem
Quoted By:
>>1236944 >Be American. >Get dubs. >>1236937 ONLY PUSSIES USE KNIVES I USE MY BARE HANDS BITCH!
Anonymous
Bill Billington
>>1236926 >Clean it up and look for an ice pack that she can use to cool the burn. Then pour her more tea and be extra careful this time. Gideon Crawforde
>>1236943 "You should be the one to call the meeting, you're more of a leading figure than a gentlemen like me."
>Would go to sip his tea >Remembering he broke his cup and spilt the tea he would begin to feel sad >Rolling for strength of sadness Guy Mann
I suck my cellmate's dick for warmth
Anonymous
>>1236937 73
>you go around the prison without being caught, but some of the doors are locked >>1236944 dubs
>you do the backflip >some arumes are impressed >>1236951 15
>you burn her again >she cries a little this time Owww...
>>1236953 35
>sadness is moderate Alfred Anime
>>1236926 >Ram the door like a maniac "LET ME OUT I NEED AIR, IT'S TOO CRAMPED IN HERE"
Duke Nukem
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:22:50 No. 1236967 Report >>1236961 >Picklock the Doors with any objects i can find Noobleone "The Butcher"
i call a "chess" meeting to my cell
Duke Nukem
>>1236961 GRIN AND THEN DO A FRONTFLIP.
YELL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "GOD BLESS AMERICA"
Gideon Crawforde
Quoted By:
>>1236968 >Feeling kinda down but goes to the meeting Anonymous
>>1236898 89
>you two do it again >im not posting details >>1236967 76
>you find a metal screw >it doesn't work though >>1236969 96
>they're even more impressed >one of them asks What's america?
>>1236962 26
>door doesn't bust >you hurt your sholdier Bill Billington
>>1236961 >Clean her up again, then sit down next to her "Sorry, I must be off balance today or something."
>Attempt to kiss her cheek Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:26:37 No. 1236989 Report >>1236977 >Try to Break my way in with the metal screw Duke Nukem
>>1236977 AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH BEFORE YOU STUPID ALIEN LADIES CAME ALONG!!! WE HAD BURGERS, FREEDOM, AR-15S, YOU NAME IT SUGAR!!! BUT YOU MESSED IT ALL UP!!! FUCK YOU!!!
Anonymous
>>1236978 87
>she feels better >she blushes and smiles >>1236968 86
>everyone goes to the meeting except jason >jason is out riding on a motorcycle with a punk arume Guy Mann
Alfred Anime
>>1236977 "O-ow..."
>sit in the hallway looking as upset as possible hoping a passing guard will give me sympathy Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1236991 >i wait for everyone to settle down Anonymous
>>1236989 98
>you break in >its a closet though >>1236990 09
>they laugh at you That sounds stupid!
>>1236992 29
>you did a bad job (please don't make me respond to this shit again)
>>1237002 20
>no guards care >>1237004 40
>a lot of people are still kinda not focused Gideon Crawforde
>>1236968 >>1236991 >Leans up against the back wall of the cell "So, you got any more ideas for our little plan?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:30:32 No. 1237022 Report >>1237009 >Check for what's in the closet if there are something valueble like guard clothes or Guns or documents so i can Escape Easier Duke Nukem
>>1237009 PUNCH THE WALL AS HARD AS I CAN AND SCREAM "IT WAS THE MOST POWERFUL THING ON EARTH!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"
Guy Mann
Quoted By:
>>1237012 How about we give up.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237012 "alright so i finally was able to capture the "queen" and i have her in checkmate "
>i wink Bill Billington
>>1236991 >Bill looks at c1g3 "Hey, I have to go now. I won't be gone for too long, okay."
>Bill then heads out the door and go to noob's meeting Anonymous
>>1237022 dubs
>you find a revolver, but its not loaded >>1237024 42
>the arume begin to laugh at you >one even says You're a loud one.
>>1237031 13
>she is sad you're leaving >she lays down on her bed Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237002 (come to our meeting you fag)
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:33:33 No. 1237045 Report >>1237036 >Look For ammunition and more useful things Gideon Crawforde
>>1237029 "Oh, ok..."
>Gideon has no idea what he's on about Anonymous
>>1237045 54
>you find water Duke Nukem
>>1237036 LOUD AND PROUD!!! NO HOMO THOUGH!!! I AM AN AMERICAN!!!!!! FUCK FAGGOTS!!!!!
Alfred Anime
Quoted By:
>Continue looking upset just outside the meeting, listening in >Roll to see how much I cry
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:35:30 No. 1237066 Report >>1237057 (Water in a bottle or some water current)?
>Look for Ammunition Bill Billington
>>1237044 >Bill walks up to Noob "You called?"
>Bill wonders if noob has banged any arumes yet Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237050 "so... you seem like a classy gentlemen... how should i approach this?"
Anonymous
Hello guys. I'm a new transfer here
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237068 "oh yes, i was telling gideon that. i captured the queen and have her in checkmate"
>i winl Noobleone "The Butcher"
Anonymous
>>1237066 dubs
>you find a lot of bullets >you found water in a bottle >>1237064 46
>they laugh even more >>1237075 57
>you are in a cell with a gomfy bed Gideon Crawforde
>>1237071 "Hmmm. Do you... actually know the rules of chess?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:38:08 No. 1237090 Report >>1237082 >Drink the water then use the Bottle as a silencer then load the ammunition and proceed to where Duke Fucking Nukem is Bill Billington
>>1237079 >Bill's stares at noob blankly, Bill is still unaware that a tournament took place or that there is even a queen arume. "wut"
Jimmy McTavish
>Jimmy gets up >He's a little dehydrated but no worse for wear I believe it's time to part fer now, lass. Maybe I'll see ye again sometime?
Anonymous
>>1237090 09
>you trip over and you drop the gun >it slides to an arume >she picks it up Hmm?
>>1237097 Oh definitely!
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237085 "well kinda i have played before if you know what i mean. i was thinking of taking the queen out to dinner, and make some food for her. what do you think?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:40:22 No. 1237107 Report >>1237104 >YELLS BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAI AND SMACK HER THE FUCK UP Duke Nukem
>>1237082 WHY DO YOU KEEP LAUGHING?!?!!?!?!?!?!? I AM ONLY HERE TO DO ONE THING, CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS, AND I AM ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!!! I THEN DO KARATE MOVES ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
Anonymous
>>1237082 I get outside of my cell and see if i can find somebody to socialize with
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237107 "what the fuck is that sound? anyways there are more important things"
>>1237112 come to our cell man
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237106 >>1237096 >Look to Bill and shrug >Look back to Noob "What's wrong? Did the arume poison you?"
Anonymous
>>1237107 70
>she falls over >she drops the gun >>1237109 90
>they gasp in fear >they're scared >one of them says W-What?!
>>1237112 21
>no one is there >though you haven't been caught out of your cell >you should go back in Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:43:11 No. 1237125 Report >>1237121 >BEAT HER UNTIL DIES SINGING AMERICA IS THE GREATEST Anonymous
>>1237116 Hi man im inmate B7 whats up?
Jimmy McTavish
>>1237104 Jimmy carefully escorts the Arume out of his cell, making sure to keep her from looking under the bed.
Duke Nukem
>>1237121 YOU HEARD ME I CAN DO MARTIAL ARTS AND KICK ALIEN ASS!! FIGHT ME YOU KOREAN CHICKS!!!!
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1237119 >Look at Gideon "What's he going off about some queen or something?"
>Bill says, lost in confusion Gideon Crawforde
>>1237126 "B7? By God, don't you have a name boy?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237119 "what? no... "
>>1237096 >i wink again >>1237126 "are you here for the chess club also? if so come on in"
(also choose your name)
Alfred Anime
"Why is everyone talking about chess? Shouldn't we be talking about how to escape and shit?"
Anonymous
>>1237131 13
>they laugh again >one of them cries laughing >they point at you while giggling >>1237129 92
>she doesn't notice the stuff under the bed >>1237125 52
>she doesn't die >though she is badly hurt she kicks you off Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:46:38 No. 1237158 Report >>1237153 >PROCEED TO GET MY GUN AND RUN AWAY Duke Nukem
>>1237153 FIGHT ME YOU BITCH ASS COMMUNIST!!! I PUNCH THE DOOR TO MY CELL AS HARD AS I CAN!!!
Bill Billington
>>1237147 >Bill notices Noob winking at him for the second time >Bill wonders awkwardly if Noob could be gay... "Hey man, I'm not really into guys..."
Mike
>>1237142 >>1237147 Back on Earth i had this name but people non native to my language had trouble pronouncing it so just call me Mike
Not a huge chess player myself but i love to watch others play
Anonymous
>>1237167 76
>the door is dented >the arumes shut up >>1237158 85
>you successfully escape >you should head back to your cell so you don't get killed Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 02:49:52 No. 1237184 Report Quoted By:
OP I Will be 10 min out BRB
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237147 "Ok. I say we move onto more pressing matters. Like breaking out of here?"
>>1237175 "Well met, Mike."
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237187 Likewise Gideon
So whats up here? You guys want to bounce out of here?
Duke Nukem
>>1237182 POWER OF AMERICA BABY!!! HAIL TO THE CHIEF!!!!!
>I SHED A SINGLE TEAR BECAUSE OF THE FALL OF AMERICA Anonymous
>>1237153 >Jimmy McTavish sighs and looks around I gotta get myself some water... Now what where the other guys saying about chess club?
>Jimmy heads towards Noob's cell Anonymous
>>1237208 80
>you find a bottle of water on the ground >>1237206 60
>the arume see you're serious Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237148 >i slap him "shut the fuck up! do you want to get us killed?"
>>1237169 "huh?"
>>1237175 "well we need players right now..."
>>1237187 "shh! we have to talk in code. remember what happened last time?"
>>1237208 "biil get in. i was telling the other guys, i just captured the queen and got her in check mate"
>i wink Duke Nukem
>>1237215 I FAKE A HEART ATTACK AND FALL ON THE FLOOR!!!! THIS WILL GET THESE CHINESE BITCHES FOR SURE!!!
Bill Billington
>>1237221 "I saw winking, dude. I don't know what your trying to get at, but don't do anything weird, okay?"
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1237231 saw you winking*
Jimmy McTavish
>>1237215 >>1237221 >Jimmy sits down with a groan and opens the bottle of water Is there somethin' wrong with yer eye, lad?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237221 "It's not my fault Jason assaulted a guard. And I certainly wasn't my fault you dragged her into the cell and threatened to kill her."
Mike
>>1237221 Oh i see, well fill me in on some of the rules in here and ill get playing too
Anonymous
>>1237230 03
>you fall and hit your head on the floor >you pass out >the arume laugh at you >>1237239 93
>the water looks great and refreshing Duke Nukem
>>1237251 I DREAM SWEET DREAMS OF PILLAGING AND DESTROYING ARUME CITIES!!!
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237239 "jimmy get in. i was telling the other guys, i just captured the queen and got her in check mate"
>>1237242 "i know i know. but the reason that all happened is because someone was eaves dropping. ok i'll just tell you"
>i look around to see if anyone is there, if not i say this "remember the death match? the empress fell down into the stadium and i saved her?"
>>1237246 "that's the spirit lad!"
Alfred Anime
>>1237221 "Ow, fuck. It ain't my fault I don't get your code. Can't we just like pass notes or something?"
Anonymous
>>1237255 dubs
>you wake up >your head is okay Duke Nukem
>>1237270 GUARDS HELP ME I THINK I AM DYING!!! FUCK HELP!!!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237259 "Oh, yes I still want to congratulate you o- Wait, what?!"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237267 "NO NIGGA THAT'S EVEN WORSE! IT'S WRITTEN DOWN FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!"
Bill Billington
>>1237259 "what the hell is this "queen" nonsense you keep going on about? You telling me the arumes have a queen here in this prison?"
>Bill is still confused Jimmy McTavish
>>1237251 >Jimmy takes a sip of the water >>1237259 Lad, I'm pretty sure that's not how chess works...
Mike
>>1237259 >i grab a seat and look around the room checking my new clique So just as a reminder, shouldnt be somebody check the hallway to see if theres no guard coming on somebody eavesdropping?
Also what the hell Noob these guys have deathmatches here?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237277 >>1237281 >>1237289 >>1237294 >i look around again >i whisper "i saved the empress's life... now i'm going on a date with her... i need help. how do you date someone?"
Anonymous
>>1237289 98
>thats some damn good water >water like this is legendary >>1237275 57
>they discuss on whether to help you Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237294 Shouldnt somebody be checking the hallway*
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237303 "I have guns. You can use them on your 'date'. That's how dates go, you see laddie."
Bill Billington
>>1237294 >>1237303 >Bill looks at noob then mike "Deathmatch, wtf. When did this happen?"
>Bill is even more confused Duke Nukem
>>1237306 SCREAM AS LOUD AS I CAN
Alfred Anime
>>1237278 "THAT'S WHY YOU EAT THEM OR BURN THEM AFTERWARDS YA DINGUS. But ok I think I get it now. I can work with chess."
Mike
>>1237303 Okay man thats something. So where are you taking her out? Whats the main plan on this date? What do you want to achieve?
>i get closer to the group Anonymous
>>1237319 91
>your scream is loud >the arume pass out Duke Nukem
>>1237328 WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET ME TO THE INFIRMARY
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:09:09 No. 1237351 Report >>1237306 >Go to where duke is Mike
>>1237318 Apparently Noob got thrown in a fight with another inmate. Things like this used to happen on Earth too. Didnt knew aliens did this too. Probably they even bet on the inmates. Hey actually this reminded me of Ancient Rome and the gladiators!
Anonymous
Jimmy McTavish
>>1237303 >Jimmy drinks the rest of the water, feeling revitalized after last night's promiscuous activities I don't know, lad. I just fucked her.
Gideon Crawforde
Quoted By:
>>1237354 This is too casual for /qst/
Anonymous
>>1237338 >the arume wake up >>1237351 15
>due to dukes high roll the arumes wake up >they see you >one of them shoots you in the leg Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:11:05 No. 1237366 Report >>1237361 >Shoots them in the head Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237315 "guns? why would i need guns?"
>i'm interested >>1237318 "dude... i was in a death match and i sawed some dude in half..."
>>1237322 "finally someone that understands chess"
>>1237323 "i'm going to give her a tour of the... board... then taking going to her... side of the board, and making dinner. then possibly checkmate. and as a bonus i impregnate the queen and our child becomes the next queen/king"
Duke Nukem
>>1237361 GET ME TO THE FUCKING INFIRMARY YOU JAPS!!
Anonymous
Mike
>>1237357 Assuming this is true, noble people around here sure have some loose morals
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1237372 27
>they ignore you >they are focused on the brazilian Duke Nukem
>>1237361 FINALLY SOMEONE IS GONNA GET US OUTTA HERE GET THE KEYS AND LETS GO CUNT!!!!
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1237377 (he didn't fuck my empress...)
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:13:23 No. 1237399 Report Bill Billington
>>1237352 >Bill is gripping his head in confusion, He sighs "I'm going to have to ask c1g3 about this later..."
>>1237368 "Yes, Mike just told me about that. So what are you trying to do again? Date an emperor?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:14:10 No. 1237406 Report Quoted By:
>>1237399 Also yell at the top of my lungs
>EAT SHIT AND DIE Gideon Crawforde
>>1237368 "Well, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much... You shoot the bitch with the guns. She's caused us too much suffering and besides, the arume I was talking to didn't even support her ways of doing things. Who knows how many more have a distaste for her."
Alfred Anime
Quoted By:
>>1237399 (holy shit brazilnut rampage killing them all)
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:15:22 No. 1237421 Report HELP ME WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE FOR MURICA
Anonymous
>>1237391 19
>the ignore you again >one laughs at you >>1237399 dubs
>another one dies >one of them shoots you in the chest (roll to dodge)
Mike
>>1237368 I see... well you got some bold plans dude, on the "tour" on your side board try being casual get to know eachother i guess? Standard stuff we do on Earth. About cooking i dont know? Pasta usually worked for me.
Try to get some board pieces from her like where she likes to move pawns, rooks and stuff like this
And for god sake dont go there with a gun!
>look at the individual who suggested guns That's like a second date thing man
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:16:39 No. 1237437 Report >>1237424 Henry Rollins and check my dubbins
>If Possible shoot another one Anonymous
>>1237421 12
>you get hit >you are flung into the wall >the arume arrest you >they throw you out the window into the death arena Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:17:18 No. 1237447 Report >>1237440 >>1237437 This was my roll OP
Duke Nukem
>>1237440 TRY TO BREAK DOWN MY DOOR TO HELP OUT BRAZIL BRO
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:19:12 No. 1237477 Report Quoted By:
>>1237455 HELL YEAH DOGGY MAN FOR FREEDOM
Anonymous
>>1237455 dubs
>you break out of the door >you find a gun >its loaded >>1237447 (oops mb)
73
>you hit an arume >shes not dead but she is injured Duke Nukem
>>1237482 UNLOAD THE CLIP INTO THE GROUP ARUME!!!
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237407 We cant bet on that. Plus taking out the queen off the board would put Noobs position in grave danger of getting checked mate and it would be a shame to see him off the contest. Huge gamble this whole thing if you ask me.
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:20:29 No. 1237494 Report >>1237482 >TOGETHER WITH FREEDOM BRO SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF THE ARUMES SINGING AMERICA FUCK YEAH Gideon Crawforde
>Hears the commotion going on outside "This might be our time to strike. Who's with me?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237403 "i'm going to be the emperor"
>i laugh maniacally >>1237407 "oh yeah? what if she is good? and the arume verion of the illuminati are controlling the empire? ha you never thought of that. if a man ruled this empire, then i'll get rid of the arume illuminati"
>>1237431 "hmm this could work... what the fuck! are those gun shots? okay everyone change of plans... you try to escape i'll stay here and protect the empress! then she'll have to fall in love with me!"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:21:17 No. 1237502 Report Duke Nukem
Quoted By:
>>1237494 GOD BLESS AMERICA
Jimmy McTavish
Quoted By:
>>1237368 You can drop the chess metaphor now. It's not doing ye any favours.
>>1237377 Believe what ye want to believe. I'm just worried about havin' ta pay child support while I'm in prison! [Chuckles]
>Turns to face everyone Anyways, a stash of guns and ammo just appeared in my room. I don't know who did it, but I think we're set on that front.
If ye can pork the empress and get us all pardoned, it'd be nice ta leave without bloodshed. I'm ready to get out of this shithole either way; my sheets are getting pretty crusty.
Bill Billington
>>1237497 "I'm right behind you, I just need to get my shit first"
>>1237482 >Bill stops what he's doing and runs to his cell >He grabs the maps, guns, and grenades hidden in the wall >The he runs to c1g3's room Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:22:16 No. 1237516 Report Quoted By:
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237497 >>1237500 Stay put Noob.
Come Gideon lets check it out!
Duke Nukem
>>1237502 MY FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BRITAIN, BRAZIL IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW.
Anonymous
>>1237486 68
>some of them get injured >>1237494 49
>you miss them all Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:23:38 No. 1237530 Report >>1237522 Thanks Freedom Bro i'm crying now
Tears of Joy
>>1237523 UNLOAD MY CLIP SINGING AMERICA ANTHEM
Duke Nukem
Quoted By:
>>1237522 >BE AMERICAN >GET DUBS Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:24:05 No. 1237536 Report Quoted By:
Duke Nukem
>>1237523 BODY SLAM THE CLOSEST ONE AND WRESTLE THE GUN OUT OF HER HAND!!!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237508 "Right I'll get mine."
>Leaves back to his cell >Moves the broken pieces if bed and chair to reveal his weapons stash >Take the RPG, Machine gun and pistol and plenty of ammo >Sling RPG over back and stick the pistol into my pocket with the Machinegun in hand >Return to the group "I'm ready."
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:25:25 No. 1237546 Report Quoted By:
>>1237539 GOOD JOB FOR AMERICA
FOR FREEDOM
Duke Nukem
>>1237530 >>1237539 SCRATCH THAT DIVE IN FRONT OF BRAZIL BRO TO SAVE HIM FROM THE ONSLAUGHT OF ANIME BULLETS
Alfred Anime
"Fuck this is too much">Go back to my cell and curl up in gomfy chair
Anonymous
>>1237539 93
>you slam the girl >you get her other gun >>1237530 03
>an arume with a machine gun comes >she mows you down with a wall of bullets >you get bullets all over in your chest Mike
>>1237542 >grabs whatever is left Well...shit...
Noobleone "The Butcher"
i run to the infirmary "empress! we must leave now!">i grab her by the wrist and run out >i take her to her quarters
Duke Nukem
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:27:20 No. 1237565 Report >>1237549 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1237559 >PRAY TO SHREK FOR HIM TO CURE ME AND GIVE ME POWER TO MOW DOWN THESE CHINKS Gideon Crawforde
>>1237560 >You get a revolver Bill Billington
>>1237523 >>1237530 >Bill sees anondesu being rekt down the corridor and thinks "this is stupid, I'm not getting involved"
>Bill keeps his weapons hidden and walks back to his cell Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:28:43 No. 1237577 Report >USE MY LAST POWER TO MOW DOWN ALL THESE CHINKS YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME YET
WHILE I LIVE FREEDOM LIVES
>>1237563 Go-go-goodbye Freedom Bro
Duke Nukem
Quoted By:
>>1237565 >>1237563 DON'T WORRY BRAZIL BRO
Jimmy McTavish
Quoted By:
Alright, anyone who doesn't have a weapon, follow me to my cache. I'll get ye sorted.
Mike
>>1237569 >grabs revolver, checks ammo Okay Gideon, what now? Lead the way
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:29:43 No. 1237590 Report (OFF) Me and Duke are getting mowed down while these faggots just watch
Anonymous
>>1237552 25
>you make it by just in time to your chair >you almost get shot >>1237563 (oops)
>you get destroyed by the wall of bullets >you get torn up >>1237565 56
>nothing happens >but you are okay >>1237560 >the arume gards have guns pointed at you >>1237577 dubs
>you survive, miraculously >>1237574 47
>you make it by, almost got shot >you put your weapons back >it is now or never to leave Bill Billington
>>1237594 (I didn't put the weapons back, only walked back to my cell)
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:32:18 No. 1237608 Report >>1237594 NOOOOOOOOO DUKE
>GRABS HIS WEAPON DUAL WIELD AND STARTS KILLING EVERYONE FOR AMERICA
FOR FREEDOM
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237590 Your sacrifices will be remembered
>>1237582 >>1237594 >Mow down the arume with my machine gun "Follow me!"
Jimmy McTavish
>>1237594 >Jimmy runs to his weapon cache under his bed and puts on everything he can while slinging the rest over his back Alright, time ta get to work
Mike
>>1237594 A yo arume buddies...i was just checking to see if you need any help with all this noise...no need to be violent now we can all have a nice civilised chat
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1237594 don't forget me bb
>>1237561 Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:33:53 No. 1237622 Report >>1237609 >>1237610 >>1237614 >British,Cucknadian and Gypsy being Cucks by not fighting alongside Amerigod and Brazilbro Like Pottery
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1237622 be american... get shot... in the game
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237609 >get saved by Gideon >grab a gun from the dead guards Ok the show goes on i guess
Gideon Crawforde
Bill Billington
>>1237594 >Bill hears more gun fire and sees Gideon shooting a badass mg. "Oh shit, we're doing this!"
>Run to c1g3's room again, this time I bust through the door high velocity Jimmy McTavish
>>1237622 (Heck off. I need to get my weapons and I'll be right over.)
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:35:54 No. 1237645 Report >>1237640 Leafs are now pardoned
Alfred Anime
Quoted By:
>the ONE time I slightly contain my own autism everyone else shoots up the place Will we ever win?
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237645 (Bruh im new here. It doesnt pass 5 minutes and im reenacting stalingrad)
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:38:28 No. 1237673 Report Quoted By:
DUKE WE WILL GET YA OUTTA THERE HANG ON
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:41:24 No. 1237698 Report Please don't tell me OP Bailed this is Autism Gold
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1237698 he might be back, we're not sure yet
Mike
Quoted By:
Waiting on the game master to decide fates
Noobleone "The Butcher"
new nigs join this discord to know when the next thread is up
https://discord dot gg/g7FpJW4
OP
>>1237602 (Sorry)
>>1237608 >you injure some >>1237609 >you injure many and kill 3 >>1237610 01
>arume snipers shoot everyone in the legs except bill >you all are paralyzed >>1237639 >she's scared What's going on?
Mike
>>1237723 How many episodes will this have?
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:47:04 No. 1237738 Report >>1237728 >Sing the American National Anthem While i Mow them dow for good Gideon Crawforde
>>1237728 (How many more are there?)
>Fall to the floor "Bastards."
>Shoot the rest of the arume infront of me Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237728 i'm not parayzed right? because i ran to the empress in the infirmary
refer to this
>>1237561 Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1237731 i don't know probably a lot
Bill Billington
>>1237728 >Bill puts his hands on c1g3's shoulders "We're braking out of here, and I want you to come with us. We need to go now, though"
>Bill hopes she isn't too shocked or angry Mike
>>1237757 I have no idea
>try to crawl to Gideo and drag him to safety Mike
Quoted By:
>>1237774 (had to switch to PC)
Jimmy McTavish
>>1237728 Damn! Damn! Damn!
>Jimmy attempts to crawl back to cover in his cell OP
>>1237760 (That roll didn't succeed since it was 16)
>>1237757 >you injure some but your ammo runs out >>1237738 83
>you injure some and kill one >>1237768 86
"B-but wait... What is earth like?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237812 i tell one of the arume
"the empress is expecting me! you better let me go!"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237820 also using dubs to overwrite this
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237812 "Aww bollocks to it."
>Pull out the RPG and blow the fucker sky high >>1237774 "C'mon, boy, help me! Put that gun to some use!"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 03:57:52 No. 1237829 Report >>1237812 >SHOOT THEM OUT AND ESCAPE Bill Billington
>>1237812 >Bill looks her right in the eyes "Earth has a lot of trees and grass. And there's a lot of water too. Look, I need you to follow me okay? We might even have to shoot some guards. Can you do that for me? I'll protect you no matter what, but I need you right now."
Mike
>>1237827 >i shoot with the revolver while i try to crawl with Gideon away to safety Im doing my best, and also its pretty hard dragging you and aiming at the same time!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1237845 "Then stop dragging me you fool! This is our only chance! We have no need for fear!"
Mike
>>1237856 >keeps shooting >gun runs empty fuck, cover me maybe i can tend to your wound
>roll for improvised field patch up for Gideon OP
>>1237829 >you shoot them out but you can't escape due to your legs being shot >>1237844 Dubs
>she nods in agreement >she gets up >>1237827 72
>you miss but blow a hole in the wall >jason and his arume come through in a tank >they take you guys in the tank and bring you to an abandoned house Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 04:05:39 No. 1237894 Report Quoted By:
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Mike
>>1237881 also dont forget this
>>1237869 Bill Billington
>>1237881 >Bill gives her one of his guns and some grenades "Take these, and don't hesitate to use them."
>Bill leads out the door to the corridor, then checks to see what's there. OP
>>1237927 72
>you see everyone is gone >>1237912 >>1237913 Refer to
>>1237881 Mike
>>1237953 (but did i fix his leg?)
>at the house try to tend to Gideons wound to see if its not infected and then tend to my own wound So what now? how many of us are here anyway?
Bill Billington
>>1237953 >We attempt to leave the prison through the giant fucking hole jason made. Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1237953 i refuse to go with him, i must become "emperor noobleone"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 04:13:04 No. 1237970 Report >>1237953 Kill All Arumes Left so i can fix muh legs
Bill Billington
>>1237965 Scratch that, I go back for brazilcunt and carry him through the exit with c1g3 watching my back
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 04:14:41 No. 1237986 Report Quoted By:
>>1237970 >07 I TRIED SO HARD
Jimmy McTavish
>>1237808 My post got forgotten
OP
Mike
>>1238150 (assuming we are all ok and with no wounds to tend)
so what now guys? did those arume guys lost our track? is this place safe?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238150 "wtf jason! i was about to be emperor of the new world!"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 04:39:10 No. 1238203 Report Quoted By:
>>1238175 I'll Scout ahead and try to find If any of them are following us
>Rolling To Scout to see if we lost them Mike
>>1238192 well that kind of took a wrong turn when the prison turned into a scene from an action movie!
maybe if you text her she wont be as mad?
Bill Billington
>>1238150 >Me and c1g3 are holding each other to keep in body heat. "You did good back there. I'm glad you decided to come with me."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1238204 "they're probably going to be tracking us right? i'll leave them a note once we leave this place"
>i write a note >it says "my lady empress i'm sorry for missing our date. i got tranquilized on the way over to you. i'm sorry and i hope i can see you again sometime in the future"
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1238223 >look at the two and try to think of something to ask, fail... >look around the house to see if i can find something useful or interesting to tinker with > (roll for luck in finding something) OP
>>1238223 Well, what could I do? I cant live without you.
>>1238192 You can't be emperor if you're dead.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238247 "you're right jason... thanks for saving me... where are we?"
Bill Billington
>>1238247 >Hug her tightly, it's gomfy af Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238275 "you brang an arume with you? dude... why?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 04:47:50 No. 1238300 Report >>1238247 Do you got any Water or food? I'm really Hungry
Mike
>>1238291 lets not judge the man Noob, here come help me get this crate down i think there might be something worth of value in it
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Jimmy McTavish
>>1238247 >>1238291 Wait a minute... Where's Fiona?!?
Ach, me head hurts like a a bugger.
Bill Billington
>>1238291 "Shouldn't you be busy planning or something? I thought you wanted to bring the queen arume with you anyway, what happened with that?"
Mike
>>1238327 oh boy this is heavy
>i inspect the crate boy it sure has some strange markings lets open and see whats inside
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238338 >i laugh maniacally "i will be the emperor of the new world"
>>1238344 ooh we have a dubs
OP
>>1238328 She'll be fine
>>1238300 Yes, thanks to my girl
>he looks at the punk arume >>1238261 An abandoned base
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238328 "my dude... who the duck is fiona?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 04:54:46 No. 1238374 Report Quoted By:
>>1238361 Thanks Bro
>Takes water and food >Check the Surrounding for guns Noobleone "The Butcher"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238361 >i look to the punk arume "so you're the reason we are alive... thanks."
Mike
>>1238357 >i open the crate well hot damn, we got some camo clothes and what seems to be a set of armor i guess?
>i lift up a set of plates that cover the torso and shoulders who should get these?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238401 (my dude... we don't get to choose what we find. the op does through your roll)
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1238344 >I stand up and go look at the box OP
>>1238384 >she laughs >she grabs Jason by the arm Well, he said you guys were his friends. I hate to see my slave lose his only friends.
Mike
>>1238410 (oh my bad)
>>1238418 (please decide on my findings then please)
OP
>>1238423 32
>you find rocks Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:02:53 No. 1238442 Report >>1238418 >Roll to loot the base Bill Billington
OP
>>1238442 24
>you find skeletons Mike
>>1238439 well guys
>i look around trying to put a smug look it seems like our friends the arume like to store...
>wait for some intensity to gain up ROCKS!
>i throw the crate on the floor Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:05:33 No. 1238472 Report >>1238461 >Loot the base again OP
>>1238472 27
>you find cobwebs Mike
>>1238462 well maybe ill have better luck if i check the attic
(roll for attic loot)
Bill Billington
>>1238472 >>1238490 >Bill sees the cobwebs and thinks about making silk cloths out of them Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:09:55 No. 1238514 Report Quoted By:
>>1238490 >Im Hopeful that i will find something worth try to loot again OP
>>1238492 29
>you find sex toys Mike
>>1238515 yo Noob you might want these for you next date? or Jason maybe youd take a fancy at them?
>i keep looking through the attic for more (re-roll on attic loot) Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238418 "slave? umm okay then..."
>i walk away >>1238526 "what are these things for?"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:14:57 No. 1238554 Report >>1238515 >Rolling to loot the base for something valuable Mike
>>1238541 well uhm...you got the handcuffs and rope for restraining, the thing that looks like a dick goes in cavities, uhm and that star shaped thing...i have no idea, but you can pretend its a ninja star
OP
>>1238526 >Jason was about to say something >sheila, the punk arume says Oh we'll use them...
>she smiles Fufufu...
62
>you find more water Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1238563 >>1238564 "yeah that type of stuff is too degenerate for me anyways"
OP
Mike
>>1238564 also got some water if you guys would like to drink
>come back downstairs with a couple of bottles of water where else should we look for stuff?
>i pop open a cold one with the boys and drink some of that sweet H2O Bill Billington
>>1238564 (oy vey what about this
>>1238496 )
check the outer perimeter for something useful with c1g3
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:18:45 No. 1238587 Report >>1238575 >Take it in and look for more valuables like gun and ammunition OP
>>1238580 08
>that water is old as fuck >tastes terrible Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238584 "i'll come with you guys wait up!"
>i have my dual wield pistols out Mike
>>1238594 >spit it out bad bottle, maybe you guys get a better one
>keep looking around the house for stuff (roll for loot) Bill Billington
>>1238598 >Hear Noob yelling and wait for him to catch up then ask him softly "So, do you trust the punk chick?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238612 "hmm she referred to jason as her slave... i don't know. i wonder what earth is like right now?"
OP
>>1238605 50
>you find some hydrogen peroxide >>1238584 48
>you find sticks, for fuel >>1238587 78
>you find a lighter Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:25:28 No. 1238635 Report >>1238629 Great But i want more so i will keep lookign
Bill Billington
>>1238624 >While I'm picking up sticks to bring back to camp I say "I don't trust her. I'm gonna keep my eye on her to make sure she doesn't do any weird shit or try to screw us over."
Mike
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>>1238629 yeah uhm...i found something...i think its a disinfectant for wounds but i know for sure somebody told us we can make explosives out of it...
>keep looting since its the only thing to do in the house (roll for more loot) OP
Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1238653 "me too... she might have another motive for saving us..."
Mike
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>>1238669 oy blyat, mate i hope you plan on sharing that stuff
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:32:25 No. 1238690 Report >>1238669 ANUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>Drink It >Continue to loot looking for guns and ammunition Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238653 "i'm gonna try and question her"
Mike
>>1238690 oh come on man!
>(keep looking for stuff, but slightly sad cause no vodka) Bill Billington
>>1238696 "you want any backup?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238721 "sure"
>i got up to sheila "so... sheila what do you do for a living?"
OP
>>1238702 20
>find cocaine >>1238696 >>1238736 Noob, I already questioned her. Why'd you think I'd fucking bring her along?
Bill Billington
>>1238736 >I drop my firewood near the cabin and motion c1g3 to follow me. > We position ourselves to block sheila, but we stand back a bit from Noob so she doesn't feel threatened. Mike
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>>1238742 (20 for cocaine...damn these odds)
ok uhm...im too christian for this powder
>keep looking a yo brazilbro did you find anything special?
OP
>>1238750 05
Bill, you should be skeptical of c1g3, not shiela
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:44:15 No. 1238767 Report >>1238742 Keep Looting to find guns
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238742 >i grab a chair and take a seat "i'm just making conversation to pass the time. before your people invaded us i was an amateur mma fighter, but i also worked for the Noobleone family."
OP
OP
>>1238769 Noob, I know you think I'm stupid. But, I'm not.
Mike
>>1238771 >inspect ammo type to see if it fits any of our guns yo where did you find these? keep looking there for more maybe you can find some more
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:47:54 No. 1238787 Report >>1238771 Loot to find guns
Bill Billington
>>1238765 "Wtf are you talking about, Jason? You should mind you're own business."
>I look at c1g3 and confidently think "she would never betray me." Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238774 >i pour everyone some vodka >>1238750 "bill tell them what you did before the invasion"
Mike
>>1238787 >after inspecting the ammo more carefully i go to help brazilbro OP
>>1238787 >find ammo >>1238781 18
>nope >>1238789 >you see she's calling someone Oh, mind my own business? Way to thank someone who saved your ass.
Mike
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>>1238804 refer to this as second roll of inspection and help
>>1238794 Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 05:52:23 No. 1238812 Report >>1238804 Loot again to find guns
Bill Billington
>>1238791 >>1238794 >>1238787 >>1238774 >Bill is surprised when Noob asks him to share his story "Well, thats a long story. I never really was able to settle down because of my work. I joined the marines when I was 18, went over seas, but I never saw much action other than when some snipers opened fire on my squad. It wasn't what I expected, so only served one tour. Then I was hired by a company called Blackwater. We did some messed up shit, especially when Mexico tried to invade the US. That was the biggest mistake they ever made. So much bloodshed, and arumes didn't even show up yet..."
>Bill looks off into the distance OP
>>1238791 Noob, there's something you don't know.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238833 >i pour some more drinks "drink up everyone this'll be a long night"
"mike, why don't you share your story?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:01:45 No. 1238860 Report Quoted By:
>>1238812 Usin my bank dubs for this
Bill Billington
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>>1238850 >Bill grabs two drinks, one for himself and one for c1g3 Mike
>>1238850 oh uhm
>i put down one of the loot boxes well uhm there isnt much to say about me guys, i come from Eastern Europe, i used to study Law but that didnt work out so well for me so i decided to take a second university to do in parallel with Law...
>drink a generous amount of Vodka Things got hairy in Ukraine and i was drafted to fight there, guess it was the only thing i was good at...lost some loved ones there...
>take another generous vodka chug Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:06:00 No. 1238882 Report Rolling to find dem guns
OP
>>1238856 Im a former Nazi. I created shiela using genetic experiments. During the invasion of 1939 I created her. She is a spy for me. I fought an arume invasion during WWII. I'm a seargent. Those weapons you found? I put them there.
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:06:18 No. 1238885 Report Quoted By:
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238880 "we've all come from hard times"
>i pour him some more vodka >>1238884 "what... the... fuck..."
>i drop my drink Anonymous
Mike
>>1238884 >squint eyes in disbelief i have a hard time believing this comrade
>>1238890 >drink the vodka and looking through various boxes of loot and ammo Bill Billington
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>>1238884 >When Bill hears Jason is a former Nazi he finds it hard to believe, then he thinks about the situation he's in and does pic related to Jason. OP
>>1238890 >>1238908 Look at the tank to believe it.
>tank has Nazi symbol >it was weathered from ice in Antarctica I started the gang that shiela is in. How do you think I got out?
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:14:01 No. 1238916 Report >>1238908 Help Romania Bro Find the Guns
Mike
>>1238912 well this sure is some Nazi space magic if you ask me
>look at sheila so is she a clone or something?
Mike
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>>1238916 >i get up from my seat Alas Brazilbro i shall come forth for your aid. Together we shall find dangerous boom stick to repell the arume invaders!
>(roll for gun and ammo finding) Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238912 >i start laughing >i stand up "us italians have a strong family pride... after we both came out of that death match alive, we became brothers. any friend of yours is a friend of mine"
>i look to sheila "i apologize for doubting your motives, we are in your debt"
Anonymous
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(Id like to thank OP this shit is entertaining)
Mike
>>1238926 >from somewhere near but Noob arent you Canadian?
Bill Billington
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>>1238926 >After Noob is done speaking I follow his lead "Sheila, was it? I too apologize for my inappropriate behavior. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238936 (my character is italian...)
OP
>>1238917 Yes, she is a clone of me, but I just changed her gender.
Why don't you show everyone that arume file on Nazi antartica, noob?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1238943 "oh uh i left it back at the prison"
Mike
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>>1238942 (oh)
>>1238943 >distant mumbling about Stalingrad and other WW2 eastern front battles Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238943 "is there someway i can get in touch with the empress?"
OP
>>1238953 Yeah, bill's girl is calling her right now. That's right, she exposed us.
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:22:41 No. 1238961 Report >Still not defeated brazil anon still wishes to get a gim
Bill Billington
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>>1238959 "Fuck you talkin bout?"
>I turn to c1g3 to see what she's doing OP
>>1238959 >c1g3 is calling the empress Mike
>>1238961 >Mike keeps aiding him in wishes that he too may find a gun Bill Billington
>>1238967 >Bill asks in a calm voice "who are you calling and why?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1238959 "what do you think you're doing c1g3?"
OP
>>1238969 96
>you find a pistol >>1238976 >she hides the phone What? Don't be silly. I'm not calling anyone...
Bill Billington
>>1238986 "I saw the phone. Here, just give to me, I'm not mad."
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:27:48 No. 1238993 Report >>1238986 >Look for another weapon to Find Mike
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>>1238986 oy Brazilbro i found a Glock!
>keeps looking excited for more Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:29:26 No. 1239000 Report >>1238993 >Rolling for this OP
>>1238990 09
...No. I can't let you leave me. I can't be alone. I ha e to stay at the prison...
OP
Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1239003 my badass godfather picture is forgotten
>>1238977 Bill Billington
>>1239003 "What are you saying? You know we can't go back to the prison. We'll all be killed. besides, I told you I would never leave you."
> Bill extends his hand and waits to see if c1g3 will give the phone up. OP
>>1238977 I'm doing my job...
>>1239015 I'll keep you alive!
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239027 >i sit back and watch like a badass motherfucker "bring the phone here c1g3"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:36:13 No. 1239040 Report >>1239027 >>1239000 Hey OP Can i get my gun?
Bill Billington
>>1239027 "I know, we can all keep each other alive. I just need you to give me the phone first, okay?"
>I walk toward c1g3 and gently try to take the phone from her hands OP
>>1239040 >found machine gun >>1239043 >she let's you take it >she looks down Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:41:36 No. 1239069 Report Quoted By:
>>1239060 >Try To Eavesdrop on c1g3 Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239043 >>1239060 >i call bill over to talk to in private Mike
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>>1239060 Brazilbro im jealous, should we go back to see what the rest are doing?
Bill Billington
>>1239060 >I pat her on the head to let her know I'm not mad at her >I look at the phone and see she was calling the empress, then turn to Noob and Jason. "what do you want to do with the phone?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239076 "i'll take it for now..."
Bill Billington
>>1239070 >>1239081 >I walk over to Noob and hand him the phone, we're in private (kind of) Mike
>>1239081 are you gonna call the empress?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239087 "thank you. you're going to have to keep an eye on c1g3, she almost got us killed."
>>1239090 "yes. it is my duty to the human race"
Bill Billington
>>1239122 "Don't worry, shes a good girl. She was just worried about me. I'll have a talk with her."
Mike
>>1239132 there is a fine line between being worried about someone and ratting them to the authorities...just saying man, who knows what else she might hide from us
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239132 "alright"
>i call up the empress "hello?"
OP
Bill Billington
>>1239147 "watchu say punk? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the marine corp."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239175 "hey sorry about missing our date, i kinda got tranquilized on the way there. i'll make it up to you one day though. i'm going to give you a taste of italy when i see you again."
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 06:57:35 No. 1239190 Report >Get Back to the Group and Bring the Items that i found
Mike
>>1239177 i could hardly care about your marine memes Bill, my point stands, she wanted to hand us to the authorities, i know im not the only one who questions her loyalty to the group
Bill Billington
Mike
>>1239214 you heard well what i said! think rational man! Use the brain on your head not the one between your legs
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 07:03:34 No. 1239231 Report >>1239214 Yeah in my Opinion i think we should put some caps in her
OP
>>1239190 09
>spider bite >>1239189 98
Where do you want to meet?
Bill Billington
>>1239226 "If you touch her, you're dead, just remember that, Mikhail."
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 07:04:40 No. 1239241 Report >>1239232 >Check if the Spider is Venomous Bill Billington
>>1239231 "Same goes for you huehue."
>Bill trns his back on them and goes to comfort c1g3. Mike
>>1239235 Do not threaten me Bill, if she is proven to be the enemy she will be disposed of. I just hope for the sake of all of us that i am mistaken....keep a close eye on her
Bill Billington
>>1239252 >Bill didn't hear you, he was busy comforting c1g3. Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 07:08:18 No. 1239261 Report Quoted By:
>>1239252 I Agree with Romania Bro if she Betrays us one more time only bed she will be sleepin is the gutter
OP
>>1239241 14
>it is >>1239243 34
>she looks around >she looks back at you They'll be here any minute now...
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1239232 >i give her coordinates "i'll come alone, in the morning. see yeah tommorow"
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 07:09:04 No. 1239269 Report >>1239263 >Try To Suck the Venom off Bill Billington
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>>1239263 "sshhh, Noob has this all figured out, we'll be fine."
>Bill holds her close to try and make her feel better Mike
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>>1239257 >i rest my hand on the glock squinting my eyes towards c1g3 OP
>>1239264 46
>she hangs up >>1239269 96
>whew, you're saved Anondesu ''The Plebkiller''
Anondesu ''The Plebkiller'' ID:Y8bU5K0H Fri 30 Jun 2017 07:14:06 No. 1239304 Report Quoted By:
>>1239291 >Try to eavesdrop on c1g3 to see if she is planning something Guy Mann
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> quietly sips his juice.