>>1236531Join the flame beards. We're a rag-tag group of misfits who sail the seven seas looking for plunder and bounty galore. We have beards down to our knees that have taken decades to grow. When we strike, we set our beards on fire and attack in the nude. The opposing ship is too startled and confused to focus and defend themselves appropriately, and we pillage their booty, ye-har!
Of course once our beards burn out we retreat to our ship with our plunder. Of course we usually have killed the opposing crew before that happens. If your beard burns all the way out, you can't be in the flamebeards anymore. But we only go for big hauls, and usually one haul is enough for the burnouts (as we call them) to split and live on peacefully
