>be me, American
>see isis poster
>Arabic text, without a doubt a terrorist
>they post a suffering Cirno
>almondsactivated.webm
>put on the MAGA hat
>shit posting throttle full power
>my power level is too great now
>this is the final straw to defeat Internet communism
>lift 8000 lb fat filled arm towards mouse
>the other arm must be forklifted to the keyboard
>FULLPOWER.iso
>use neckbeard hairs to form flexible cthulu tentacles
>neckthulu tentacles type for me
>blood pressure triples as my reddit blood rushes through my veins
>get shot
>tip shooter
>dying breath escapes by a miracle through my fat riddled labyrinth of a larynx as my 40 ton body begins to cease existing
>"hillary did this"
