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Bros, my ex is saying I’m the baby’s father and she has proof

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:34:53 No.12413791 View View Reply Original Report

Pic related. I’m so scared bros. I only ever had blowjobs off her. Is it possible to get women pregnant from oral sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:36:03 No.12413792 Report

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>>12413791
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:36:29 No.12413793 Report

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>>12413791
Spit and insert

SAGE

SAGE Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:37:22 No.12413794 Report

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>>12413791
can we just nuke the UK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:37:37 No.12413795 Report

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>>12413791
>Obviously fake NHS letter
>Retarded bait question
Neck yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:38:19 No.12413796 Report

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Op here.
This is her btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:38:21 No.12413797 Report

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On one hand, the grammar is so awful that it couldn't possibly feel faker.

On the other, the NHS is probably filled to bursting with illiterate niggers at this point, so it could be legit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:40:53 No.12413798 Report

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That is fake AF/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:41:32 No.12413799 Report

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>>12413796
Why and how did you stick you dick in that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:43:02 No.12413800 Report

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>>12413796
hottest woman in engerlund

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:43:40 No.12413801 Report

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>>12413799
She looks much better in real life. The camera adds a few pounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:44:13 No.12413802 Report

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>>12413800
She’s beautiful but she can be very cruel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:45:47 No.12413803 Report

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I mean OP is obviously just baiting but I bet these are real screen caps and some fat chick rooted a desperate guy out of her league and went full psycho with a fake baby trap lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:45:49 No.12413804 Report

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>>12413791
11/10 in Manchester.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:47:18 No.12413805 Report

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>>12413796
this is a 10/10 in bong land

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:47:42 No.12413806 Report

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>>12413791

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:47:50 No.12413807 Report

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>>12413791
run away into the woods they cant get you there buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:47:52 No.12413808 Report

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>>12413791
Awesome. Thanks for the smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:48:15 No.12413809 Report

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>>12413799
Now Im wondering what he looks like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:48:30 No.12413810 Report

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>>12413804
How did you guess we lived in Manchester?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:49:48 No.12413811 Report

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>>12413809
I’m on the right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:50:40 No.12413812 Report

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>>12413796
Distract her by feeding her an onion and run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:53:53 No.12413813 Report

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>>12413791
>bad spelling and grammar
>no sender address
>no recipient address
>just a big 'NHS' at the bottom

The NHS doesn't send letters like this. Thanks for the laugh though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:54:04 No.12413814 Report

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>>12413801
How many cameras were needed to add that much weight to this landwhale?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:55:54 No.12413815 Report

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>>12413813
I wanna see the comments because its 100% real from the fat chick posting it lmao. She clearly wrote it up to try keep this guy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 13:59:35 No.12413816 Report

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>>12413796
My god she ate your baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Force her to puke that baby anon, stick 2 fingers in her ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:00:37 No.12413817 Report

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>>12413791
>run on sentences, broken english, no letterhead
Seems legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:01:08 No.12413818 Report

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>>12413796
Ew

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:01:46 No.12413819 Report

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>>12413791
And this is funny exactly how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:02:06 No.12413820 Report

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>calibri
>typos
Very official looking letter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:02:06 No.12413821 Report

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>>12413791
wrong board faggot and that letter is fake as shit, they don't even use proper grammar
"So their for we" - is "So there for we"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:02:18 No.12413822 Report

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>>12413815
fucked if true

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:02:54 No.12413823 Report

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Run away, like niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:03:36 No.12413824 Report

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if you're being serious, OP, you should be fine. She's just being a nigger and trying to trap you with a shitty, illiterate letter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:03:36 No.12413825 Report

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>>12413791
Fake and gay. NHS letter ain't gonna look like that.

In the future make sure she swallows and does a shot after to kill your baby batter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:03:47 No.12413826 Report

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>>12413820
>>12413817
see>>12413815

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:04:13 No.12413827 Report

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>>12413801
Audible kek. You silly britbongs never fail to make me laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:05:14 No.12413828 Report

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>>12413805
Beat me to it kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:06:41 No.12413829 Report

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>>12413796
10/10 in Britain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:06:42 No.12413830 Report

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Fake. How did they get your DNA to match with the babies? Tell her I will see you in court. If the put your sperm from her mouth into vag you might be screwed. I know a professional football player that didn't flush the condom like a retard and the women took his sperm and implanted it with a turkey baster and now has to pay child support. Or you could just go to Mexico or S. America and she is fucked if you lose in Court.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:07:24 No.12413831 Report

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This is the most gay fake I have seen today on /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:08:24 No.12413832 Report

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>>12413802
>>12413801
Post arm with timestamp, OP. Either you're white and this threads is a troll, or you're a nigger and it's real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:09:14 No.12413833 Report

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>>12413796
PHWOOOOOOAR!!!!
10/10!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:09:32 No.12413834 Report

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>>12413796
wew lad, what have you done

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:09:32 No.12413835 Report

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>>12413791
Just claim you're infertile. She'll find another victim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:09:38 No.12413836 Report

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>>12413830
Protip: always have a small bottle of tabasco sauce with you when hooking up. Put a few drops inside the condom after you've come into it and before disposing it. It will not only kill the sperm but give a very nasty surprise to a thot who would try to sneakily shove it up her vagina later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:09:47 No.12413837 Report

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>>12413830
Instead of playing football maybe he should take a knee and change the country he works for, for ruining his life through weak policy that allows women to be so favored they can do that to men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:10:11 No.12413838 Report

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>>12413796
cor you got a right 10/10 there mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:11:22 No.12413839 Report

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>>12413796
Coooooor give her one from me lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:11:34 No.12413840 Report

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>>12413801
Was this picture taken post hyperinflation ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:12:44 No.12413841 Report

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>>12413791
This happened to a friend of mine who had a vasectomy before he ever met her. He went and got tested for spermcount again and gave her all the paperwork from his lawyer on Valentine's day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:12:47 No.12413842 Report

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Anon is trying to trick POL into attacking this girl with a shit thread. Not your personal army faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:12:48 No.12413843 Report

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>>12413791
>Is it possible to get women pregnant from oral sex?
sure, she can spit it in her hand and jam it up her cooch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:12:56 No.12413844 Report

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>>12413791
>I only ever had blowjobs off her. Is it possible to get women pregnant from oral sex?
Yes, if the seed is manually transferred from the oral cavity through the vagina and both the orifices of the uterus into the uterus itself.

I am going to completely skip the fact that the document you're holding is written in a way that suggest either scam or the OP being an attention baiting faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:12:58 No.12413845 Report

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>>12413791
This is hilarious. This girl tried to trap him with a fake letter. Did Luke buy into her scheme?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HyJnAQkJ Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:14:47 No.12413854 Report

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>>12413791
>EW-bank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vL97kTBL Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:15:17 No.12413859 Report

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>>12413791
Faggot mod

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