>>12421453>Containment zone for shit coffee and shit beer has an opinion on beer and coffee.SNEED.
>>12421457>>12421456Go to the /ctg/ thread on /ck/, you'll immediately see the problem, people take his word as if it's fucking gospel. Never doing anything differently, always to his recommendation, never experimenting. Shit, right up to the donut video, tyranny loving he/him coffee snobs would have shot you, but "le hoffmeme" does it and suddenly everyone is acting like "akshully!"
>>12421537Good coffee is worth it. Problem is, lazy tyranny hipsters like the idea of owning a specialty coffee shop more than actually selling speciality coffee. All young, early 20's hipsters. If you want exceptional coffee you need a fucking autist making it for you. If you want exceptional coffee, your autist will be trying to find out the ideal degas day for their beans, where the level of volatile acids will be at it's lowest before comprising the other notes. Your coffee autist will then vacume pack pre measures of said coffee and freeze them for when they are needed. Your coffee autist will use a €400 refractometer to measure the dissolved solids in each brew. Your coffee autist will stay up till 2am every night doing this. Your coffee autist will call roasters to tell them to go fuck themselves for sending coffee that was dehydrated before roasting. Your coffee autist will not speak to you whilst brewing. Your coffee autist will hold a disdain in their hearts for tyranny coffee snobs.
