http://writingexercises.co.uk/random-images.php

generate a random image.

you are now being pursued by a dangerous anal rapist. you must explain how you evade or escape the location while he chases you. you have the option of giving up if your image was shitty but that would make you a massive faggot.

this is a tree. I climb it and try to throw things down at him. he can't wait it out because i'm wrecking his shit throwing branches and if he climbs up i kick him off. on the off chance he makes it onto the tree i leap off head first and crack my neck. your turn.