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>be animeposter
>be an absolute retard
>60 year old mom forces you to take out the trash
>walk outside
>get sunburnt becouse you haven't stepped out of your cave in wich you swim in your own filth in 3 years
>see a woman
>get scared and roll back to your cave while your mother cries becouse you are usch a failure
>fuck your homemade boddy pillow wich is just a normal pillow with a smiley face with big eyes that you painted on it using your own shit becouse you cant afford real paint
>fuck it for three hours to forget about scary women outside
>reach out for toilet paper to clean your cum but yu are so fat you cant reach your penis
>decide to post on /bant/ because still afraid of scary women outside
>try to make your brain come up with something fuckng creative for once but it triggers high school flashbacks
>just post an anime girl and write "anime"
>lauugh for 20 minutes at how funny you are before falling asleep in your wooden chair you took from the kitchen becouse the preious one broke down under your weight
>be an absolute retard
>60 year old mom forces you to take out the trash
>walk outside
>get sunburnt becouse you haven't stepped out of your cave in wich you swim in your own filth in 3 years
>see a woman
>get scared and roll back to your cave while your mother cries becouse you are usch a failure
>fuck your homemade boddy pillow wich is just a normal pillow with a smiley face with big eyes that you painted on it using your own shit becouse you cant afford real paint
>fuck it for three hours to forget about scary women outside
>reach out for toilet paper to clean your cum but yu are so fat you cant reach your penis
>decide to post on /bant/ because still afraid of scary women outside
>try to make your brain come up with something fuckng creative for once but it triggers high school flashbacks
>just post an anime girl and write "anime"
>lauugh for 20 minutes at how funny you are before falling asleep in your wooden chair you took from the kitchen becouse the preious one broke down under your weight
