>>12452971No plaid shirts. Vineyard Vines, Ralph Lauren, whatever the fuck – leave that shit at home. Put on a black T, a white T, keep it simple.
No Sperry Top-Siders. That's NOT the kind of white boys we're talking about, dog. Get yourself some Vans, some Chucks, some Jordans, I'm not really a sneakerhead, but you know, feel it out.
No calling girls "smokeshows". That's over with. That term is played out, dude.
Anything salmon-colored in your wardrobe : burn it. burn that shit. Don't ever wear that again.
