Megan is in FINE for today, our Poop princess, our Diaper Duchess.
Yonkers own Poop/Diaper Cult of "Toiletism".
“Yonker” (n.) “An extremely large and unpleasant bowel movement.”
“To Yonker”; “Yonkers” (vb.) “The process/act of birthing an extremely large, unpleasant and odorous bowel movement”.
“Diaper” (n.) “An artificial absorbent padded covering about the groin region, to prevent an extremely unpleasant outpouring of 'Yonkers' (qv.)”.
