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>plot Ah damn it. You've been captured during a war against the invading arume. You are now their prisoner of war and now you dwell in a prison, on a different planet. This planet is the homeworld of arume, and they're blood thirsty. You don't like it here. You're used to earth. So, your goal is to get to earth and finish what the arume started.>rules -your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end -you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02) -if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong>setting -you live in your own individual cells -you are in a prison, and some of the arume are sympathetic, and possibly interested in you -inmates are free to meet eachother in their cells or during meal times, this gives you time to socialize>episode 1 4 anons are brought into the prison. One of them starts to scare the guards, and 2 other anons start chatting up the other guards. They have dinner, and everything is calm until a fight breaks out. A man named Jason is thrown around, and has a gun pointed to him, he takes it and points it at the guard. Everyone drops their jaws and everything they have, including weapons. Now the 4 anons have a gun.>episode 2 One anon gets incredibly lucky and finds 2 maps of the prison and city, a gun, and a bunch of grenades. Another anon finds another map. Now confident since they have these things, they start a plan. Unfortunately, it backfires and one of the arume guards (c1g1, the guard one of the anons talks to) hears it and shit hits the fan. She is knocked out by Jason, one of the anons loots her. She wakes up and she calls a silent alarm, which then Jason and Noob are sent to fight in a death tournament to the amusement of the arume. Meanwhile, Bill, spends some time with c1g3 (an arume guard) in her own room. You fill in the details.
OP
>>1248165 >episode 3 Death tournament happens. Jason and Noob kick some ass. A guy named thermo almost kills the arume empress. Jason kills him. Noob and the empress get to know each other a little, before she passes out from trauma.
>episode 4 Filler shit.
>episode 5 Holy cow! The prisoners have escaped! Jason saved everyone from being killed during the prison break. He got out because of some girl that wanted to "visit" him. They get to an abandoned base. C1g3 tries to snitch on the whole gang. It turns out Jason was a former nazi who fought the arume's in 1945. He is 100 years old but still has the body of a 29 year old. Damn.
Anonymous
>>1248214 >i drink "finally i get to see her again!"
Chicanon
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Is that Feminizationfag I see?
Anonymous
>>1248214 >Find Some Ammunition for my machine gun Noobleone "The Butcher"
Anondesu ''PlebKiller
Quoted By:
>>1248236 Sheit forgot name
Mike
>>1248227 yeah guys newsflash.Before Noob gets to tango with the empress we still got arume comin for us and we all know who called them
>stares at c1g3 OP
>>1248236 63
>you find some >>1248227 72
>Jason signals Noob to come talk to him Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248261 >Load them in and Proceed to reunite with everyone Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248261 "what's up my brother!"
OP
>>1248272 Listen man. Are you bringing her with us, or do you intend to pump and dump her here? We're going to mars when you're done with your date.
Mike
>>1248271 yo Brazilbro come help me out with these backpacks
>i start packing supplies in case of an emergency bugout OP
>>1248255 dubs
>c1g3 looks over at you >she looks down >she is frowning and sweating, nervous Anondesu ''PlebKiller
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>>1248294 Sure Thing my dude
>Start Packing up everything useful i can find Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248287 "no, i can't come with you guys to mars, as much as i want to. i have to become the new emperor. when i do, i'll give all of you freedom."
Mike
>>1248302 pout and cry all you want girl, you called them! you put us in some grave danger
Bill Billington
>>1248255 >>1248302 >I'm in front of the door to the house facing the others in the group.I'm also standing in front of c1g3 in a protective manner. I eye most of the people (except maybe noob), especially mike. We're ready to dart out the door at a moment's notice. OP
>>1248271 17
>you drop some stuff >some of the bullets fall down into the sewers >>1248314 Sorry to tell you, but there's still a war going on. Freedom isn't a choice right now. I gotta go back to war. It will be tough for you to become emperor with this war going on.
>>1248322 dubs
>you find some weird gun >it has a water tank, it is made of titanium steel >it has something powerful about it >>1248323 32
>c1g3 is worried about mike Mike
>>1248323 dont give me that look Bill, you know its true...
>get up with the backpack on my back look i aint got beef with you nor with c1g3, she fucked up tho, she called them on us, i think we are all entitled to question her loyalty towards us
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248323 >i see the tension building up >i ready my dual wield pistols "jason look over there. something's going on"
Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248347 >Try to grab them and load them on my gun then proceed to go where the group is Mike
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>>1248347 >investigate the gun >still talking to Bill i understand your feelings towards her, im not the one to judge her, and im not the one whos gonna hang her or something, im just saying...be more careful, she is not what she pretends to be
Bill Billington
>>1248349 "Don't try anything. Don't even come near us, this is your only warning."
>>1248347 >I can tell she's worried "You wanna go outside for a bit? We should probably talk anyways."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248347 "we can't beat the arume like this. the have earth our homeland. the only way to beat them now is to infiltrate them. if i become the emperor, or at least attempt to, there will probably be a civil war in with the arume. that'll be the time to strike"
OP
>>1248357 75
>you grab them in time >your gun is working good >>1248351 15
>jason is reluctant to the situation >jason does nothing What do you want me to do about it?
>>1248462 26
>she isn't listening >she seems to stare off into nothing >>1248473 Noob... she is not the only empress. There is another one... on mars.
Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248484 >Go Back to the Group Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248484 "the fuck? there are arume on mars? or some other alien?"
Bill Billington
>>1248484 >Bill pulls her out the door way since she didn't seem to hear him Mike
>>1248462 look man i dont want to play fuck fuck games here
>get closer to Bill I dont hate you and i dont hate c1g3 either i just have a hard time trusting her. You look like a reasonable man so i know youll pick the greater good when time comes
>hand him his bugout backpack here take this, i hope i wont get stabbed in the back later on
OP
>>1248511 dubs
>she looks at you >she is worried Don't let them kill me, I was only trying to bring you back!
>>1248506 No, Noob... there are arume on mars... more of them. They colonized mars before they did the invasion of 1945. They are the real threat to earth. They are what we need to destroy.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1248546 "well this changes everything... once i meet with the empress, if things don't go well i'll find you guys on mars. if it does, then i'll send an army to mars and go to war with those arume."
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1248523 >as Bill gets out the house i follow him and grab him by the arm to drag him somewhere more private look man i dont know what your plan is but if you wanna bail with c1g3 you got here stuff that will keep you alive for a few days...i dont want this to get as hairy as it got in the prison
>i continue to explain whats in the backpack Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248546 >Unload My Magazine on c1g3 Sorry Bill i don't want to go to prison again
Bill Billington
>>1248523 >take the backpack, Bill isn't really sure why Mike is giving it up "Thanks, i guess..."
>Then quickly walk to a private area >>1248546 >Bill looks at c1g3 very seriously "I won't let them hurt you, you hear? Just tell me you won't betray us any further. That's all I ask."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248601 >i unload my dual wield pistols on anondesu "jason! there's a mutiny!"
OP
Quoted By:
>>1248601 10
>you miss all the fucking bullets >>1248607 >she hears the bullets hit the walls >she ducks >she screams Bill Billington
>>1248601 >Get in front of c1g3 and protect her with my body >Start unloading on Anondesu with my pistol Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248617 Use
>>1248499 >>1248624 To Dodge your Bullets
>Flees if possible OP
>>1248624 42
>due to anondesu's dubs, you miss >you run out of pistol bullets Bill Billington
>>1248628 >continue firing at him while he flees with pure hatred in my eyes >also keep protecting c1g3 Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248647 >Unload My Magazine on Bill to Incapacitate Him Mike
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>>1248628 >>1248624 >from a covered postion a yo mates how about we chill out for a second, shooting eachother wont help, lets be civil about this, we might even attract attention
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248647 >i shoot his ankles multiple times so he can't stand Bill Billington
>>1248647 >Hold c1g3 tightly so that any bullet coming my way has to go through me Mike
>>1248653 >rush to tackle Bill hoping Noob can help out a bit too Fuck me ill regret this, Noob help me out to calm the spirits
Bill Billington
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>>1248684 >try to avoid the tackle in fearthat i won't be able to protect c1g3 OP
>>1248659 95
>bill gets paralyzed as he is hit in the chest with a bullet >>1248653 35
>one bullet just grazes anondesu's cheek >>1248668 86
>anondesu falls and he can't walk, again >>1248670 07
>jason comes over in his tank >he points the big guns at you guys >he yells on the mic ALRIGHT. EVERYONE, STOP, NOW.
>tank engine vrooms Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248695 >Try to Fix my Ankles OP
>>1248708 80
>you fix them >try not running as much Mike
>>1248695 >check Bill for wounds and try to heal him Noob go help Brazilbro, we have medpacks in our rucks
Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248718 >Pop a Cigar to help the Pain and Relaods my gun Bill Billington
>>1248659 >>1248695 (use these dubs so c1g3 and i don't get shot)
Mike
>>1248724 >i asses the wounds and get out a medpack to help Bill out Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248724 "are you crazy! that idiot almost killed bill!"
>>1248731 i point both my guns at him
"put your gun down"
OP
>>1248738 >dubs used >you two are okay >>1248731 13
>jason turns his big gun to you >he shoots the ground near you >you fly into a wall and hurt your back Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248751 ''Of Course he Sides with the enemy and everybody who sides with the enemy is an enemy in my eyes''
>>1248755 >Fix My Back with the help of the items i found Mike
>>1248750 >roll for healing >talking to noob Tomato-Tomatoe shits fucked anyway, we are in this together, lets just sort this out shall we?
OP
Quoted By:
>>1248768 86
>you fix them >>1248771 17
>absolutely shit healing (i'll be right back in a couple of hours)
Bill Billington
>>1248755 >Since I don't have a weapon, I back away from everyone. My arms are still wrapped around c1g3 in a protective manner. >I listen to what jason has to say, if anything Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1248768 "nobody insults my family. good or bad"
>>1248771 "i'm all for sorting this out"
Mike
>>1248755 disregard heal rolls then
>>1248768 >rush to Brazilbro ok guys lets just chill a bit no need to kill eachother no more, we arent on earth anymore
>roll to help Brazilbro Anondesu ''PlebKiller
>>1248798 ''Nigger you don't talk shit with Billy Mays or i will unfix your ass''
Jimmy McTavish
>Jimmy McTavish wakes up in his cot and screams at the top of his lungs AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!>After calming down and assessing his surroundings, he realizes that he's now in the cabin that his fellow inmates fled to during the escape Ugh, night terrors... I thought I was back in the prison searching for... something.
Mike
>>1248816 >>1248798 guys fucking chill out, i lost already way too many friends back on earth and i dont want to start losing them on this god forsaken rock
>Keep healing BrazilBro Noobleone "The Butcher"
"fuck me, i have a date tommorow... i'm going to sleep"
Billy Mays
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>>1248816 Alright I'm now the Biggest Salesman in this shit
Bill Billington
Master
>>1248788 dubs
jason will side with you
>>1248803 30 you make his ankle worse
>>1248824 everyone is to busy with the situation at hand
>>1248901 10
you are fucking up his ankle
>>1248917 71 you get to sleep fairly quickly
jason: "everyone calm the fuck down!"
Mike
>>1248965 >reroll for heal Billy Mays
>>1248965 >Try to Fix my Ankles Since Romania Bro fucked it even more Master
>>1248973 you're fucking mate
>>1248979 97
you manage to bandage it up and stop the bleeding. you can walk a little but walking will make it worse. it's best if you let it heal
Master
Bill Billington
>>1248965 "Jason, you saw what that fucking gorilla tried to do, didn't you."
>Still holding c1g3 Billy Mays
>>1249007 >Look for a place to rest so my ankle can heal Mike
>>1249018 >try to make crutches for Brazilbro >look at Bill are you hurt or something?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1248214 >Wakes up at the abandoned base "Oi fuckin' ell' mate, what 'appened?"
Jimmy McTavish
>>1248965 Ach... My head hurts like a bastard!
I'd better make myself useful
>Jimmy walks around the cabin and takes inventory while looking for water and painkillers Bill Billington
>>1249041 >Bill is suspicious of mike too, but not as much... "No I'm fine."
>Check c1g3 to make sure she's okay too Mike
>>1249066 (these dubs dont lie)
>try again making better crutches is c1g3 ok?
Master
>>1249021 12
"this whole thing is a shit show... "
>>1249025 52
you find a place
>>1249041 the crutches are trash
>>1249046 64
jason "fuck me i don't even know"
>>1249050 you don't find any painkillers.
you see outside a patrol of arume are coming over. they probably heard the gunshots
>>1249066 dubs
she is fine. she hugs you tight, and says thank you
>>1249080 the crutches break and cut you on your arm
Billy Mays
>>1249113 >Rolling to make a Permanent Fix to my Ankles so i can be able to walk again Gideon Crawforde
>>1249113 "Hmm, all I remember was... killing some arume and trying to break out...wait, are we out?"
Bill Billington
>>1249113 >Hug her back >>1249080 "No... don't worry about c1g3, I'll take care of her"
Mike
>>1249113 >fix myself btw Bill, your girlfriend brought her relatives to the party
Mike
>>1249130 >fix my arm with that sweet 64 >>1249146 >rush to help patch up Brazilbro Master
>>1249130 03
told you not to mess with it. you won't be able to walk for a while
>>1249140 "yeah. we are in a base right now"
>>1249143 34
"just leave me here... you guys go to mars. i've caused enough trouble"
>>1249163 arm is fixed
brazil's ankle taking a fucking beating. because you idiots don't understand that things take time to heal
Jimmy McTavish
>>1249113 This is the last thing we feckin' need...
>Jimmy scrambles to the nearest area of concealment and grabs the first blunt object he finds along the way Gideon Crawforde
>>1249196 >Sits up "Have we got a plan for getting off this planet?"
Billy Mays
>>1249196 >Sleep to let it heal over time Bill Billington
>>1249196 "I'm not leaving you here to be judged by arume courts... if have those... I'll protect you"
Mike
>>1249231 >drag them to cover yeah yeah, heartwarming, but her pals are here for us, cant she like sweet talk us out of here at least?
Bill Billington
>>1249280 >look from behind cover and see the patrol coming "They're not her pals."
>Bill says quietly Master
>>1249198 89
find a baseball bat
>>1249219 "we'll take a space ship to mars."
>>1249220 02
the pain is too much, also you hear arume outside
>>1249231 13
she cries "look at all iv'e done"
>>1249280 they are closing in on the base
Gideon Crawforde
>>1249313 "Mars?"
>Check myself (Do I have any wounds, do I still have my weapons?) Mike
>>1249312 >whispering the fuck do you mean they arent with her, they have the uniforms and all that shit
>waiting for the inevitable use of the glock or fusion gun Billy Mays
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>>1249313 >Take my Gun and Sleep while i have my gun in hands Bill Billington
>>1249313 >Bill releases her from a hug and looks her in the eye "This isn't your fault, don't blame yourself for what the monkey did. Just promise me you won't betray us, I need to hear it, then I won't question you again.."
Mike
>>1249313 >please let the arume be dumb and not see the tank Jimmy McTavish
>>1249313 >Jimmy lies in wait, ready to ambush the approaching Arume Mike
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>>1249364 >look at them and whisper well its not her fault entirely thats true but she still has a bit of blame on her
Master
>>1249338 jason: "we've got company"
jason has some weapons, and you don't have any wounds
>>1249345 you hear them talking,
"the noise came from here."
"what if it's those prisoners that just escaped"
>>1249371 17
"what the fuck is that? a tank?"
>>1249377 dubs
you get a bonus in combat
they are almost at the entrance of the base
Mike
>>1249401 >hope they just think its an abandoned tank from long ago and the noise was just wind Gideon Crawforde
>>1249401 >Grab my machine gun "I'll be right behind you."
>Follow Jason Bill Billington
>>1249401 >I grab an assault rifle from Jason's stash and a submachine gun to give to c1g3, then i postion myself for the ambush Billy Mays
>>1249401 HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER YOU MY BULLETS TO DELIVER IN YOUR CHEST
>Shoots the arume Jimmy McTavish
>>1249401 >Jimmy attempts to sneak behind the Arume patrol while they are occupied with the others. Master
>>1249419 91
"look at it. it's old. a piece of garbage"
>>1249447 jason: "lets flank them, there seems to only be 5 or 6"
you go throw a window on the side
>>1249454 you see that billy mays is already firing
>>1249456 65
you kill one, the rest get to cover. you can't shot that well since you are laying down on a bed
Master
>>1249488 dubs you are behind them, they don't even notice
Billy Mays
>>1249492 >Get to cover and Open fire on them Mike
>>1249492 >open fire on the arume since Billy fucked up the stealth plan Bill Billington
>>1249492 "Goddammit you stupid mongoloid!"
>Bill yells, then opens fire on the arume patrol Master
>>1249505 your bullets miss they are behind cover, they don't pop their heads out any time
>>1249514 41 miss
>>1249516 61
miss
Jimmy McTavish
>>1249492 >>1249500 >Jimmy prepares a swing Batter up
>Jimmy swings at all Arume within his reach Bill Billington
>>1249525 >Wait for them to peek from behind cover, then shoot them again Mike
>>1249525 Brazil in action
>shoot some more with MG Gideon Crawforde
>>1249492 >Go around the arume and get into a position on their flank >See bill and billy fighting >Open fire form the flank Master
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>>1249528 you knock out 3 out of 4 of them, the 4th one is about to fire
Mike
>>1249528 >take aimed shots with my pistol Master
>>1249543 the one left is dead
Master
>>1249542 >>1249541 >>1249555 they're knocked out or dead
Bill Billington
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>>1249528 "holy shit Jimmy, you fucked them up!"
>Bill is pumped Mike
>>1249573 Huehue reloads his MG
Jimmy McTavish
>>1249573 Well... I guess that's the end of that business.
Let's check em for weapons!
Mike
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>>1249573 is everybody ok?
>i check my ammo count Gideon Crawforde
>>1249558 >Turns to Jason "And what warm company they were... I'll ask again, as we were so rudely interrupted before, Mars? What is there for us on Mars?"
Mike
>>1249599 >after i check my ammo count i got and loot for weapons lets see what kind of toys these guys pack
Bill Billington
>>1249558 >Bill turns to c1g3 "Are you okay?"
Master
>>1249598 it's reloaded
>>1249599 dubs
you find that they are using a new prototype of weapons. these weapons humans can also use. there are five of these pistols. they can autolock onto targets, so it's harder to miss shots
>>1249611 (i don't want to say anything that'll ruin dan's story in mind)
>>1249614 you find exactly what jimmy found
>>1249635 53
"i'm fine, i didn't call them here... if that's what you think"
Bill Billington
>>1249656 "Of course I don't think that. Don't listen to what the others say."
>I give her a reassuring look Billy Mays
>>1249656 >Fire my gun at the Remaining Arumes Mike
>>1249656 >look inquisitorial towards c1g3 i have my doubts
>looks at Bill whatever, come and help me restrain the uncounscious arumes
Jimmy McTavish
>>1249656 Great! Enough to go around...
>Jimmy pockets one pistol for himself while distributing the rest to his comrades Now what are we going to do with them?
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1249656 >Ok >Go to see everyone in the base >>1249635 >See Bill talking to C1G3 "Oh dear, I thought I was forgetting something..."
Billy Mays
>>1249656 >Loot their Corpses Mike
>>1249700 well we can start by restraining them, and we will check them for any wounds
>proceeds to do so Bill Billington
>>1249691 >go and help mike when I'm done talking to c1g3 Gideon Crawforde
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>>1249700 >Doesn't accept the pistol "I have no need for that, it would be wasted on me."
Master
>>1249688 dubs
she believes you "i-i'm sorry that i tried to call them." she looks down
>>1249690 you are still at your bedroom, and they are knocked out behind cover, you miss
>>1249700 dubs. saved in the bank
>>1249709 you can't walk, also they are already looted.
>>1249721 12
one of them wakes up and screams at the top of her lungs.
>>1249725 you see that one woke up
Mike
>>1249734 ayyy chill the fuck out will you
>try to reason with her if its not working ill reroll for when i go full russian vs chechen on her Bill Billington
>>1249734 "Guys, there's a live one over here"
>Bill approaches her with his weapon drawn "Don't do anything stupid, now"
Master
>>1249757 75
"w-who are you people!"
>it seems she lost her memories >>1249761 >she get's scared and backs away Jimmy McTavish
>>1249734 >Jimmy casually walks over and duffs her over the head Shut up! Me head hurts like a bastard and I've had enough shit for one evening.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1249734 >>1249757 >>1249761 >Slowly approach behin Bill "I bet that bat left a nasty mark..."
Bill Billington
>>1249779 "Hey, no sudden movements"
>Bill says so she can hear him >If she tries anything suspicious, shoot her leg Mike
>>1249779 uhm we are not persons of interest for you ok? we are just passers by, you tripped and fell and hit your head, uhm the rest of your gang tripped into bullets
>try to comfort her Billy Mays
>>1249779 >Interrogate her and if she doesn't ask torture her Mike
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>>1249827 OK she seems to be willing to cooperate lets see if she knows something
>try to talk to her and see if she can remember valuable stuff, while NOT torturing her Jimmy McTavish
>>1249781 >>1249783 Aye, probably did... I guess I don't know me own strength
>>1249827 I see that dangerous look in yer eye, lad. We don't need to hurt her any more.
>Jimmy stands in the way of Billy Mays in case he tries anything Mike
>>1249900 ok guys lets keep calm, we dont need to frighten her
>continue to talk to her to see what i can dig up Mike
>>1249929 (forgot to put what i ask her)
>name >age >usual stuff to get basic memory back >ask about local geography, what towns are near, what military or police camps are near >if there is a place to acquire vehicles Master
>>1249781 >she cries "i-i'm sorry"
>>1249791 >she doesn't move >>1249800 dubs
"what gang? where am i?"
>>1249900 bonus protection
>>1250149 >>1249929 94
92
"what? i don't remember my name... "
Billy Mays
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>>1250254 ''Who are you and who sent you?''
''I'm gonna take one fingernail for not responding and playing dumb''
Mike
>>1250254 >a bit frustrated ok lets try again, please try to remember what your name and age are, whats around here, are there any important places around here?
Billy Mays
>>1250254 >Cuts one Fingernail from the Captive Bill Billington
>>1250254 >attempt to tie her hands together Master
>>1250254 "i don't know! please don't hurt me!"
>>1250284 "i-i don't know. how did i get here? and why does my head hurt so much?"
Master
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>>1250292 you have to fight jimmy first
>>1250298 she is tied
Billy Mays
>>1250315 >Punch Jimmy Face Master
>>1250340 04
jimmy roll higher to dodge and counter
Bill Billington
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>>1250340 "wtf are you doing huehue?"
>try to diffuse his rampage Mike
>>1250315 you hit your head and passed out, we found you and know we are trying to figure out who you are and other stuff thats around here...are you sure you can not remember anything? please try, its important
Master
>>1250360 06
"ok i'll try" she scrunches her face up and closes her eyes "no sorry i can't... why can't you tell me why i'm here?"
Jimmy McTavish
>>1250340 >>1250355 Aye ya cheeky bastard! I'm gonna duff ya one!
Master
>>1250400 you dodge and knock him out
Bill Billington
>>1250429 >Get on brazilcunt and tie him up Billy Mays
Master
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>>1250441 he is knocked out cold so it's easy to tie him up
Master
Mike
>>1250394 as i told you, you were probably on some stroll when you hit your heard and went uncouncious. i cant help you with more than that, you have to try and remember who you are on your own
Master
>>1250471 17
"ow it hurts bad" she starts crying again"
Mike
>>1250486 >well fuck i think to myself fine, you were part of a capture party to find me and my friends, we are uhm, fugitives, we ambushed you and you were lucky enough to get away unharmed...now you gotta tell me something useful or some of my friends might do some mean things to you
Bill Billington
>>1250486 >piss on brazilcunt for all the trouble he's caused me and c1g3 Billy Mays
>>1250486 >WAKE UP AGAIN SENPAI Master
>>1250512 12
"what's a capture party? what's a fuuuujuutifff?"
>>1250517 71
your piss successfully reaches him
>>1250527 72
you shake in your sleep
Billy Mays
>>1250552 >Unbind Me of my shackles and get up Master
Jimmy McTavish
>>1250486 >>1250527 >Jimmy gives Billy Mays another knock on the head for good measure and turns to the situation at hand Mike
>>1250552 >frustration levels rise forget what i said, try to remember who you are, is there anything useful around here?
Billy Mays
>>1250576 >Try Again and unbind me now with digits Master
>>1250583 38
ouch
>>1250591 19
"i can't... i'm hungry..."
>>1250599 you manage to wake up, but things are blurry and you are dizzy
Billy Mays
>>1250623 >Unbind me and Run the Fuck away Bill Billington
>>1250599 >>1250623 >Break Billy Mays' neck Mike
>>1250623 >offer her some food ok im going to see if you have some dogtags maybe i can find something there
>i search her for dog tags and other documents such as maps and personal info Master
>>1250637 can't unbind yourself
>>1250638 83
he's dead
Billy Mays
>>1250638 >I Was only just faking and now i am alive Schlomo Shekelstein
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*A Merchant appears near the Settlement and enters it* My Name is Schlomo Shekelstein and it's my pleasure to sell you my stuff
Master
>>1250652 >she eats the food she only has dogtags
you grab her dogtags
it says
"pvt aki"
>>1250671 17 you are dead
Schlomo Shekelstein
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>>1250769 >Sell my wares to the group Jimmy McTavish
>>1250623 >>1250655 >Jimmy hunches down next to Mike >>1250591 [Whispers] Keep her distracted and I'll hide the bodies. It looks like she's got the mentality of a young lass, so don't let her see anything unnecessary
>Jimmy McTavish turns away and tries to discreetly hide the bodies Mike
>>1250769 ok so it says here you are private Aki, do you remember stuff now?
Brother Alex
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>Eating popcorn
Gideon Crawforde
>Takes a seat and watches the interrogation from a distance
Bill Billington
>>1250769 >Drag the dead monkey's body into a ditch and burn his corpse Master
>>1250778 87 she doesn't see the bodies
>>1250786 68
"aki... aki... yes! i remember... my sister!"
Master
>>1250836 his corpse is burned and gives off a horid smell
Brother Alex
>>1250829 >Hands extra bucket of popcorn Mike
>>1250839 what do you remember more exactly?
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1250839 >Rolling to Enter the Cabin and (((convince))) the group to buy my shit Gideon Crawforde
>>1250857 >Takes the bucket of popcorn >Enjoys popcorn Master
>>1250864 (it's up to them not up to op)
>>1250861 "she was my older sister... where is she?"
Bill Billington
>>1250850 >>1250857 >>1250871 >Take c1g3's hand and go sit next to Gideon and Alex >watch the interrogation with them Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1250884 >Use Interrogation Finishert™ To make Aki Talk Mike
>>1250884 i have no idea
>looks clueless around, gideon and some wierd templar knight are eating popcorn, bill is pissing on a corpse man this is out of my league
>look at pvt aki try to remember something else
>i try to search her backpack Brother Alex
>>1250908 >hands another bucket of popcorn Gideon Crawforde
>>1250908 "Hey, Bill, can I ask you something?"
Bill Billington
>>1250921 >takes popcorn graciously >>1250922 "Sure Gid, what's on your mind?"
Schlomo Shekelstein
Jimmy McTavish
>>1250908 Ooh, popcorn
>Grabs a handful >>1250921 >>1250951 >walks by and casually punches the Jew Schlomo Shekelstein
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>>1250968 *OY VEY IT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH*
>Call The Arume Police Master
>>1250913 31
doesn't work
>>1250918 81
you already checked all bags when you were looting
"hmm her name was matsuki. and she has brown hair... tall, and has a scar under her right eye..."
you realize that the description matches one of the dead arume
"can you help me find her mister?"
>>1250968 86
the can dodge if he rolls higher than this
Gideon Crawforde
>>1250942 "Did you know we're planning on going to mars?"
>Gideon looks kinda sad >He eats some more popcorn Schlomo Shekelstein
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>>1250979 >Rolling to Contact Ultra Giga Nigger Mike
>>1250979 >look at dead arume >look at aki >look at dead arume >look at aki C1G3, Bill! uhm can you come here a bit, i figured since she is kin with C1G3 maybe they can talk a bit
>points at dead arume oh look there she is
>casually walk towards Brother Alex and ask for some popcorn Master
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>>1251030 03
"what that isn't my sister! i want to go home..."
Bill Billington
>>1251001 >Bill isn't too surprised "Yeah, I think I heard Jason say something like that earlier..."
>He notices Gideon looks sad "Is this about a woman?"
>Bill isn't sure if he's sad about c1g1 or his wife >Bill takes some popcorn Mike
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>>1251030 (disregard pointing at dead arume0
gay !tlnogQII2.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1251054 "While I was getting close to one of the arume. I questioned her about the women that were taken from earth... They're still alive, all of them. My wife was amongst them, but she apparently escaped the arume. And the only place she would go is back to earth..."
Brother Alex
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>popcorn bucket is end >makes two holes on popcorn bucket and puts bucket over helmet for extra protection >takes out another bucket of popcorn
!x.1xE6GKY6
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testing tripcode
Master
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guys the thread is at a holt for now until the original op returns
John !x.1xE6GKY6
Bill Billington
>>1251081 >Bill thinks for a bit. He knows it must be rough to be in gideon's shoes "If you ever decide to do something crazy... you'd better let me in on it before you do it."
>Bill smirks to try and cheer him up Gideon Crawforde
>>1251180 "I've been thinking of something... but I'm kinda stuck."
Bill Billington
>>1251180 "You wanna talk it out? It could help..."
Mike
>>1251180 >>1251198 yo guys havent you heard me? come give me a hand.
Bill can you ask C1g3 to talk to Aki?
Gideon why the long face man?
Bill Billington
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>>1251220 this was meant for
>>1251198 Jimmy McTavish
>>1251226 >Jimmy walks over to Mike It seems they're a bit preoccupied fer now. What do ye need help with?
Mike
>>1251264 i need some help talking some sense into that arume prisoner
>whisper to him i think her sister was killed by us
Jimmy McTavish
>>1251281 Ah, hell... It can't be too long ago... I'll try ta do CPR on her. Which one is it?
Mike
>>1251332 she has a scar under her right eye, brown hair, she is tall
Gideon Crawforde
>>1251220 >Looks at Bill "Sure. Here's what I've got. We use the arume that's lost her memories to pretend to take me back to the prison. When she takes me there we can have her tell the prison that she and her patrol killed all but one of the prisoners and also that she was the only survivor from the patrol. That way you guys shouldn't have anymore arume come looking for you. From then on I want to be able to meet up with Leila, sorry I meant C1G1, and see if she would help me get back to earth. But I can't know for sure what they'd do with me. At least it'd help you guys out."
>looks over to C1G3 "I do say, I don't suppose you'd know what they'd do to me. Considering I killed a few of the guards there..."
Billy Mays
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*Billy Mays Rises from the grave with his burnt corpse Restored* BUT I'M NOT DONE YET
Noobleone "The Butcher"
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i wake the fuck up and go downstairs
Jimmy McTavish
>>1251348 I'll get right on it. Don't you worry.
>Jimmy finds the body and attempts CPR Mike
>>1251430 i dont think thats how you do CPR man
Bill Billington
>>1251362 "hmm, I don't like the idea of you going back to that prison alone.... then there's the issue that the arumes we captured might just rat us out when they get back to the prison..."
>Bill looks at c1g3 and waits for her input Jimmy McTavish
>>1251443 Damn it.... It's 30 compressions and two breaths, right?
Mike
>>1251488 yup, you got that one right, but try not to crush her chest
OP
>>1251465 >she looks at bill >she then glares at Jason You're taking him away...
>she reaches in her pocket >pulls out revolver >points it at Jason I can't let you...
Billy Mays
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>>1251511 I'VE TOLD IT YOULD HAPPEN FAGGOTS
>SHOOTS C1G3 Mike
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>>1251511 >taps Jim on the shoulder uhm Jim...might want to duck cause shits about to get hairy
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1251465 >Also awaits C1G3's input Bill Billington
>>1251511 >I get in front of the gun and cup her hands with mine. I don't try to hurt her at all, just make it so she can't control the gun. "You need to get a grip! I'm not going anywhere, I'll be with you no matter what. So put the gun down."
Brother Alex
>>1251511 >snaps out of popcorn trance >rage >breacks her neck Gideon Crawforde
>>1251511 >>1251554 "Yes, calm down dear. He's not going anywhere."
>Remain calm Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1251574 "yes hes staying with you, calm down"
Bill Billington
>>1251554 >>1251511 (USE STORED DUBS FROM EARLIER)
>Bill picks up c1g3 in his arms and starts running from the faggots, he doesn't care where he goes, just anywhere else but here. Mike
Billy Mays
>>1251598 >Shoots Bill in the Ankle to stop him PAYBACK BITCH
OP
>>1251565 56
>Jason trips you before you do Fuck off, I got this.
>>1251554 >>1251574 >Jason snatches the gun out of her hand Pull that shit again... and this is going up your ass
>points to the revolver >>1251598 89
>Jason let's you run off Yeah, we'll see how long they last
>>1251620 02
>gun pointing other way >you shot your leg Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1251620 i take my dual wield pistols out
while he is distracted i shoot him in both achilles heels. his heels are already fucked so this should prevent him from ever walking again
Billy Mays
Jimmy McTavish
>>1251488 >>1251501 >>1251631 >Jimmy frantically continues CPR Brother Alex
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>>1251658 try with the car battery as a defibrillator !
Mike
>>1251658 >go to aki to see how she feels so uhm whats up ? remember anything else?
Tony Slavison
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>>1248165 >A slav of slavs wakes up with 5 bottles of vodka near him "Blyaaaaat, where am I?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
"well see you lads later! i have a date with an empress!" i proceed to the empress's location
Bill Billington
>Bill is unsure wtf is happening
OP
>>1251698 89
>she scratches her head Who are you?
>>1251935 >Jason Bill, get the water
Mike
>>1251954 im Mike, one of the guys who found you, you are private Aki, we already talked about this, did you manage to remember anything about the surrounding area?
Tony Slavison
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>>1251954 >drink entire bottle of vodka, walk out of cell and then squat while shouting "AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMVKE" Billy Mays
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>>1251954 >Try to (((Convince))) the Prisoner of talking Bill Billington
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>>1251954 >Bill gets the water, he feels like he's in a dream state, or rather, nothing around him seems real... >... >... Jimmy McTavish
>>1251658 >>1251954 After 5 sets of CPR, Jimmy checks Matsuki's vital signs
>>1250979 OP
>>1251975 57
Ehhh? No.
>>1251988 Dubs
>she's alive >she wakes up >she sees Jason >backs up against wall Noobleone "The Butcher"
Mike
>>1252007 >points at the arume that woke up looks thats Matsuki,your sister, you told me that
Billy Mays
>>1252007 >Once Again (((Convince))) The Prisoner to talk Tony Slavison
>>1252007 >Walk out of prison while playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU on a slav radio powered by vodka Gideon Crawforde
Jimmy McTavish
>>1252007 Shh... Don't strain yerself. You'll open yer wounds. Stay still while I patch you up.
OP
>>1252016 >its a nice day >flowers smell good >empress is on a royal carriage >>1252028 82
>she only gives out fun facts about mars >>1252037 (Dude you're in our base)
>>1252026 62
Oh yeah... Why is she so scared?
>>1252060 06
Why don't you fuck off?! That killer is here! We're all dead!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1252060 >Goes over to Jimmy after seeing him revive the arume "I'm guessing you've got a plan?"
Billy Mays
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>>1252071 >Alright Goy but don't you wanna tell me who sent you? not even the name? Mike
>>1252071 she just woke up, probably got startled by Jimmy, do you want to go talk to her?
Tony Slavison
>>1252071 oh fugg :D
>Dance into where the hostage is kept and offer her a vodka >Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdI5y3iwhLU Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1252071 >i wave at them "empress! i missed you!"
OP
>>1252101 10
>guards don't know you >they start shooting >>1252088 Dubs
>she remembers everything >she is silent >>1252100 Dubs
>she accepts >dances with you Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1252117 i dodge
"hey stop you idiots! it's me Noobleone!"
Mike
>>1252117 are you upset?
>watch her not to reach for a gun or to hit me dont do anything hasty
Tony Slavison
>>1252117 "Yes, this vodka is very good, da?"
>He asks, and drinks half a bottle of vodka Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252117 >Try to Convince the Prisoner once again of talking about her superior Jimmy McTavish
>>1252071 >>1252073 >Jimmy motions to Gideon Just keep watch over her. If you know how to bandage her, go ahead. I'm going to talk ta Mike
>Jimmy walks over to Mike OP
>>1252122 Dubs
>they stop >empress comes out Oh! Pardon that!
>>1252125 52
>she remains still >silent >>1252132 23
Eh...
>>1252135 53
She is on mars... you won't find her...
Tony Slavison
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>>1252170 "Nyet! Vodka es very good!"
>Drinks other half of the bottle Mike
>>1252170 >>1252144 yo Jimmy i think she remembers what happened and she aint happy about it
>try to comfort her not to do something stupid now now, relax there lady im not gonna hurt you but i beg of you not to do something stupid
Gideon Crawforde
>>1252144 >ok.jpg "I suppose I can do that."
>Slowly approach her "Oi mate, we should fuck er'... No. We shouldn't. Hold still I'll bandage your wounds."
>Attempt to bandage her wounds "So, you got a name?"
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252170 >Goy you will Either Talk or i'll find means of making you talk Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1252170 "pardon that!? do they just shoot whoever they want without thinking? sheesh anyways you look wonderful today."
i bow
"where would you like to go now?"
OP
>>1252189 98
>Jason comes in his tank >points big gun at her >she is in fear OK! OK! She used this map...
>she hands you a map >>1252202 20
I forgot my keys to my house...
>frown >>1252186 68
>silent >Jason Bill, splash water on her.
Jimmy McTavish
>>1252186 Uhh... [coughs] Sorry about duffin' ye over the head with the bat and all... I hope yer head isn't too sore [chuckles nervously]
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252243 >Thank you for collaborating *Makes Signal for Jason to fire as i get away as soon as possible*
Tony Slavison
>>1252243 >>1252262 >Turn to Jew "Blyat! That isn't how you interrogate somebody! What are you, a Jew?"
>Try to call off Jason's fire Gideon Crawforde
OP
>>1252262 26
>Jason fires the big gun >he misses and hits a pillar Fuck...
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1252243 "that's alright hmm how about the beach? we can eat there, and i'll show you how to fish too."
Mike
>>1252247 nice moves mister smooth
>>1252243 how about we dont treat her like the taliban?
>looks at Bill you wouldnt do this to C1G3, would you?
>looks at Aki now please can you give me some relevant information? on how to get to the nearest town, where we can find vehicles or food?
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252275 *She already talked everything now we dispose of this Goy Shalom Style
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252288 >Fuck! Shoot the Prisoner Myself and Run away before i get crushed Tony Slavison
>>1252296 >>1252302 >Break the Jew's nose to deactivate his Jew magic Schlomo Shekelstein
OP
>>1252292 29
I hate sand.
>>1252302 20
>miss >>1252293 39
I wish for you to rot! Die!
>>1252286 Dubs
>she looks at you W...Wait... What is fuck?
Tony Slavison
>>1252336 >Once again go for a nose break on the Jew to deactivate his magic Gideon Crawforde
>>1252336 "Oh ya know mate it's li-... Nothing don't mind him."
>Did I bandage her? If not then keep trying "I really wish I could get a cup of tea out here..."
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252336 >Well Shoot again and this time right Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1252336 "cmon it'll be fun. sand castles! swimming! fish! doesn't that sound like fun?"
Mike
>>1252336 how cute, im not a fan of this situation myself but id rather you cooperate please...for your own sake
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252350 >Dodge and Punch him in the face to knock him out Bill Billington
>>1252355 >Walk up behind the jew and try to break his neck, like i did to the gorilla Schlomo Shekelstein
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>>1252367 Dodge and Shoot His Leg
Tony Slavison
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>>1252366 >Block and whack him in the stomach OP
>>1252355 Dubs
>bam >she's dead >>1252359 95
>she is silent >the says softly There is a ship nearby.
>>1252366 >k-k-ko! >>1252357 75
Well... I do like water...
Schlomo Shekelstein
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>>1252388 >Dodge around everyone that's trying to hit me and K-O Then Gideon Crawforde
Mike
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>>1252388 a ship? where exactly? is it guarded? is it in good condition?
>i kneel by her Tony Slavison
>>1252388 >Wake up and kick the Jew's nose Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252406 >K-O Him For good Bill Billington
Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1252418 >>1252388 "that's the spirit!"
>we stop by somewhere to pickup bathing suits once we arrive at the beach i take my shirt off revealing my ripped body from all those years of mma
"we should get something to eat"
i go into the water and try to catch some fish
Schlomo Shekelstein
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>>1252420 >K-O This Filthy Senile And Tie him up Tony Slavison
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>>1252418 >roll out of the way and slam a bottle of vodka over the Jew's head OP
>>1252401 (Dude just off her, I'm too busy)
Jimmy McTavish
>>1252388 Wait, no!
>Jimmy's eye twitches That was... completely unnecessary...
>Jimmy charges the Jew and attempts to bash his head against the wall Gideon Crawforde
>>1252449 >Fine whatever >Shoot her in the head Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252456 >Dodges and Shoots his Ankles Bill Billington
>>1252479 >Punch the kike so hard, his head flies off and lands on the moon Mike
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>>1252473 >sees what Gideon is about to do >Grab Aki tightly to shield her from the execution dont watch kid, just dont watch...
Schlomo Shekelstein
>>1252491 >K-O This Gentile Bill Billington
>>1252497 >Punch the kike again, this time its so hard his head flies off and lands on saturn Jimmy McTavish
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>Rocks fall and everyone dies >Turns out it's just a horrible, horrible dream (OP got behind on replies and now everything's a clusterfuck. We're calling the thread after the jew dies)
Bill Billington
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okay fuck this thread, none of it counts except noobs date gg niggers
Jimmy McTavish
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>>1252511 Dubs
>The Jew's head separates from his shoulders, launching at an impressive velocity towards the stratosphere >A second later, his body keels over