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>>12490348
>Duuuuuuude, the universe was created in 7 days by a desert genie, who was the father of a jew carpenter, who was born of a virgin and spent his time turning water into wine and walking on the surface of sea until he was crucified by an angry mob in order to save mankind from some vague, nebulous concept known as "sin" which is present in all of mankind because a full grown woman, who was a few days old and made out of a rib, was tricked by a talking snake into eating a cursed piece of fruit from a forbidden tree!!

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:24:50 No.12490354 Report

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Fuck these niggers

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:25:46 No.12490355 Report

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>>12490354
CUTE!

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:25:54 No.12490356 Report

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>>12490346

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:26:23 No.12490357 Report

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>>12490346
>Why did he do it?
To eat the bugs that ruled the surface world.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:26:47 No.12490358 Report

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>>12490353
Yet, that makes far more sense than macro evolution kek

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:26:54 No.12490359 Report

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>>12490346
To get pussy and to get away from water niggers.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:27:10 No.12490360 Report

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>>12490346
He didn't

>>12490348
spbp

>>12490353
No, it was six days, retard

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:27:15 No.12490361 Report

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>>12490354
I think your alligator has autism

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:27:20 No.12490362 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:28:39 No.12490363 Report

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>>12490346
First documented case of white flight. Less evolved organisms moved into his neighborhood so it was time to move.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:29:08 No.12490364 Report

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>>12490358
this
>bro 14 billion years ago nothing exploded faster than the speed of light, and 3 billion years ago lighting hit soup which created a little organism that later grew legs and wings over bajillions of years

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:30:08 No.12490365 Report

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>>12490346
This gay fucking fish has such a smug look on its face.
Things like this shouldn't be making me so angry

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:30:10 No.12490366 Report

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>>12490360
>No, it was six days, retard

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:31:32 No.12490367 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:31:36 No.12490368 Report

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>>12490366

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:32:21 No.12490369 Report

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The ancestor of the Florida Gator.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:32:56 No.12490370 Report

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>>12490346
It didn't, we evolved from mycelium networks underground.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:33:29 No.12490371 Report

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>>12490346
he did it for a better tomorrow
he did so he could secure a future for his offspring
he did it because he was strong, he was capable
he did it for us

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:33:54 No.12490372 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:35:14 No.12490373 Report

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>>12490346
he did it because "he couldn't breathe", quite literally.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 23:35:27 No.12490374 Report

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>>12490372
cute

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