Celery is an extremely abundant and unbelievably underestimated superfood.
Celery is an aphrodisiac that will boost your sexual energy and recovery times and boost your testosterone and sperm production substantially. If you want to enhance your existing fitness regime and become the superman among grain-fed weaklings, eat celery.
Go to your local supermarket right now and buy as much celery as you can. (Just make sure to eat it quickly.
You can almost always find celery on a clearance price because the sheeple will never touch the stuff because of its strong flavour and hard to chew fibers. Be a demigod among the bugmen and EAT YOUR CELERY!