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Anonymous ID:FV3MWOAW Sat 01 Jul 2017 02:03:36 No.1250170 View View Reply Original Report

>bump into lady in grocery store
>she says sorry
>try to say "Sorry, I wasn't looking"
>Say "I wasn't sorry"
I'm sorry grocery lady!!

Chicanon

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Chicanon ID:IaBZu+FE Sat 01 Jul 2017 02:08:41 No.1250227 Report

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>>1250170
>be at grocery store
>hear some fucking leaf mutter
>"I wasn't sorry"
>everyone looks at him
>he's completely oblivious to his autism
>runs out of the store without even paying for his groceries
>he's deported back to leafland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K/YwTJ2B Sat 01 Jul 2017 02:11:21 No.1250251 Report

Quoted By: >>1250266

>>1250170
This had to be fake, copying the soccer greentext story.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FV3MWOAW Sat 01 Jul 2017 02:12:18 No.1250266 Report

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>>1250251
I'm retarded but not fake, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7qst7O4i Sat 01 Jul 2017 02:20:49 No.1250397 Report

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>be at grocery store
>bump into handsome leaf boy
>apologize to him
>kid stumbles over his words
>so cute
>feel earth tremble
>trickle of shite starts running from other aisle
>p.a. system: We've got a sharter in aisle 7
>shartburger in aisle 7 starts shooting
>accidentally shoots himself and dies
>no one attends funeral
>tips funeral director

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