Church of hahaha noice
Commandments:
I - Gas the kikes race war now
II - No masturbating
III - you MUST use WD 40 as lube for fapping.
IV - no work friday night for miller time
V - kek
VI - 3D women aren't important
VII - If your flag have colors other than red, blue or yellow, you cannot leave your home
VIII - you must browse r*ddit at least once a day. It will humble you
IX - everyone must wear dope masks and robes
X - And we must also pray to the West every time the sun sets.
XI - Alright fuck you then Argentina is black
Leader:
Benito Mussolini
Uniforms:
Gentleman horses
Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8T7MltzbU [Embed]
Traditions:
All women attending ceremonies and services must come prepared and be ready to wet themselves if given the signal.
Priests: bantfags
The Holy Book: "My twisted world"
The Sacred Text:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312413/1/naruto-expansion The Sacred Dialect:
newspeak
The Holy Day:
july 32
Symbol:
>>1250427 Secondary Symbol:
>>1250488 Main saints:
Saint Ivan Ivanovich Ivanoff
Saint Liberty Prime
Main prayer:
Rei, in the beginning, created my father penis and wooden door. Once upon a time
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>>1251174 reroll for Saint elliot
Anonymous
>>1251174 Archangel Gondola Rolling
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:10:04 No. 1251200 Report Quoted By:
>>1251169 Well I just established (finally) they can't be gay or pedos, so let's get on to duties...
Priestly Duties:
I - Drawfagging as needed
II - Providing images of snacks, tastefully and prudently, upon request
bantfag II !!a2v4gtQWzxp
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Any Walmart in the American south shall be our meeting places
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:10:14 No. 1251206 Report >>1251174 I'm using these dubs
>>1251177 to vote for another tradition: Sacrifice traps to the sun whenever there's a total solar eclipse.
Anonymous
Brother Alex
We had a schism around 1942 where an offshoot called the door defilers vowed to the heretic practice of fucking keyholes and sucking doorknobs and they are the culprits behind the spread of AIDS and another evil diseases.
Anonymous
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priests cant look into other people's eyes or should avoid doing it
Anonymous
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:11:13 No. 1251221 Report >>1251193 Rolling to confirm Gondola as an Archangel, Danny Devito as an Archdemon, and Rei as the Supreme Pantheonic Deity
>>1251206 I approve of this move.
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only legit autists an join the upper echelons of the clergy
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Anonymous
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:12:11 No. 1251239 Report Quoted By:
Bantfag Boris
Quoted By:
>>1251221 Rolling for all again
1st bantfag
Church of hahaha noice
Commandments:
I - Gas the kikes race war now
II - No masturbating
III - you MUST use WD 40 as lube for fapping.
IV - no work friday night for miller time
V - kek
VI - 3D women aren't important
VII - If your flag have colors other than red, blue or yellow, you cannot leave your home
VIII - you must browse r*ddit at least once a day. It will humble you
IX - everyone must wear dope masks and robes
X - And we must also pray to the West every time the sun sets.
XI - Alright fuck you then Argentina is black
Leader:
Benito Mussolini
Uniforms:
Gentleman horses
Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8T7MltzbU Traditions:
All women attending ceremonies and services must come prepared and be ready to wet themselves if given the signal.
Temples are bathhouses, bathhouses are temples.
You must be 18 years of age or older to worship.
Clothing optional but discouraged.
Main public bath is where services are given,
secondary and private chambers including saunas, mud baths, super hot baths, cold baths, etc are all confessionals or clergy-only areas except by special exemption.
Sacrifice traps to the sun whenever there's a total solar eclipse.
Joining requirements:
any gay men must baptize themselves in period blood before joining
You must be uncircumcised,
any man under 6' MUST pass a mandatory penis inspection prior to admission to any given service.
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:12:59 No. 1251255 Report >>1251209 I don't want to because I don't want people on 4chan to know my Google identity, but if someone makes a blank shared sheet and links to it, I'll do my job as bookkeeper and record info whenever I'm around.
Also it should just be a Google Doc not a Spreadsheet desu for this
also rerolling for your idea and also for mine
>>1251221 Bantfag Boris
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>>1251221 I pray to Saint Ivan Ivanovich Ivanoff for Dubs
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every June we isolate the gays into a single chamber :)
Anonymous
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Namefags get a weekly facial by all the other members
Bantfag Boris
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>>1251255 I can make the doc, one sec
1st bantfag
>>1251254 Priests: bantfags
Rules for bantfags:
gays and pedos cannot be in the clergy, this isn't the Catholics
Bantfags duties:
I - Drawfagging as needed
II - Providing images of snacks, tastefully and prudently, upon request
The Holy Book: "My twisted world"
The Sacred Text:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312413/1/naruto-expansion The Sacred Dialect:
newspeak
The Holy Day:
july 32
The Holy Symbol:
>>1251254 The Sacred Paintings
painting (look below)
painting2 (look below)
Main saints:
Saint Ivan Ivanovich Ivanoff
Saint Liberty Prime
Main prayer:
Rei, in the beginning, created my father penis and wooden door. Once upon a time
Days for masses:
Every day that have 4 in it i.e. 4/10, 14/10, every day of april
Call for masses/ceremonies: IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS THREAD, THEN YOUR SOUL WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL!
Recruitment video (?):
Any YouTube video from Jea Santi, Glenn Quagmire, CritiCalSrb, any Family Guy YouTuber.
bantfag II !!a2v4gtQWzxp
1st bantfag
>>1251255 Well I have it all on hard drive, but if you want you can go for it
>>1251278 rol
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our commuters only access 4chan
Brother Alex
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>>1251212 :'B no one checking dubs
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:17:19 No. 1251314 Report Quoted By:
>>1251278 "Eat shit". I like it.
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>>1251299 *computers not commuters
1st bantfag
Ok, one rule that I will force without digits, to add something new you need dubs, to delete/change something secondary you need trips, to change something pretty important quads, quints can change everything besides name. Only one reroll per person, only one reroll per Church for trips+
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:18:31 No. 1251334 Report Kek and Leafgirl round out the Elder Godhead. They are separate gods Hindu-style, and NOT three aspects of one god Trinitarian or Buddhist style.
OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS:
Rei
-power gap-
Kek
-power gap-
Leafgirl
Rei represents Good, Light, Apathy, Sloth.
Kek represents Chaos, Change, Memetics. It is through Kek we generally channel doubles energy.
Leafgirl represents A Cute, Seduction, Innocence, and the Duality of Mortals. The Sacred Undinist Order is primarily concerned with the especial worship of Leafgirl, weakest of the elder godhead.
>>1251287 You could die or something, Kek is unpredictable.
>>1251288 WELL DONE
>>1251278 reroll
>>1251260 Reroll
1st bantfag
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>>1251331 Well I got 4d palis, I guess it counts
Bantfag Boris
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>>1251278 I like this roll
1st bantfag
>>1251334 Add cirno to list and I'll be happy
1st bantfag
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:20:11 No. 1251357 Report >>1251331 Can we not do changes this easily though? Sort of robs the church of stability if everything is changing, though Kek would enjoy.
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:20:14 No. 1251359 Report >>1251331 kk faM if dubs we get another saint: Saladfingers
Bantfag Boris
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:21:55 No. 1251380 Report >>1251334 reroll
>>1251347 Cirno should be an Archdemon even more powerful than Danny Devito.
>>1251275 You forgot to put in the deities and demons we've rolled for so far, senpai
Anonymous
>>1251357 Trips are too common? You know, only one reroll per change.. We have to discuss it
Brother Alex
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>Yaoi fanfics are outlawed >Yaoi doujins on the other hand are not
1st bantfag
>>1251380 Sorry, you were writing stuff down too fast, I am on my way
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:23:45 No. 1251429 Report >>1251380 Rolling for cirnofag. Also for Patrick to be a Saint.
toast !!KcBm/JJrT7d
we must always condescend each other
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:24:09 No. 1251435 Report >>1251381 I guess trips would be okay after all, but what if they take out something that other things are built around?
reroll these:
>>1251334 >Cirno should be an Archdemon even more powerful than Danny Devito. Bantfag Boris
Oh dear first bantfag
>>1251415 we must create a more permanent way of recording these things
I would google docs but private emails and stuff
bantfag II !!a2v4gtQWzxp
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Bill Mahebrew for priest
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can we have a shrine to King Porky?
Bantfag Boris
Quoted By:
>>1251435 >>1251429 Rolling for archdemon cirno
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:25:50 No. 1251461 Report Reply to this post with your rerolls if you want all of this stuff below.
ROLLS LIST:
>>1251334 >Cirno should be an Archdemon even more powerful than Danny Devito >Patrick a saint >Priests must avoid eye contact with anyone including each other whenever possible >>1251434 1st bantfag
>>1251438 I can create fake email just for this Church, but I don't have any experience with google docs
toast !!KcBm/JJrT7d
1st bantfag
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:27:03 No. 1251481 Report >>1251468 If you just make a new default doc and link it I'll do the rest.
>>1251461 roll
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:27:14 No. 1251484 Report >>1251468 What do you have experience with that would allow us to access it?
1st bantfag
Quoted By:
>>1251481 On my way, in the name of Mussolini!
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>>1251448 reroll also put it among the gods
Bantfag Boris
>>1251468 make it so we can edit, i use docs alot
click share and get link
Anonymous
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>>1251484 he can make it viewable but unless you want to compromise your email you cant edit it.
Anonymous
>>1251507 ya but then it will get graffiti and shit
Bantfag Boris
>>1251507 actually make it so we can comment, and add it yourself
Bantfag Boris
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>>1251518 >>1251516 and then specific emails can edit
Bantfag Boris
Bantfag Boris
>>1251461 Rolling.
Am i the only one blasting Lone Star repeatedly?
Bantfag Boris
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:31:56 No. 1251551 Report Quoted By:
>>1251461 reroll
Also, after next thread (the third thread) ends, new additions also require trips, like changes, and take place not as absolutes but in the form of prophecy. The church must interpret what has been shitposted by the witting or unwitting prophet in the post that got trips, as the poster has surely been possessed by Kek or Rei or something. Lots of room for debate, discussion, hurt feelings and micro-schisms competing within the same thread
Anonymous
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On holidays we all partake in drinking the traditional peanuts in coke to signal the coming winter
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:32:50 No. 1251563 Report Quoted By:
>>1251544 Nope. Also if dubs Thoth is a Saint.
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1st bantfag
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our temple will be located over the site of Jonestown, but it's differ net this time we promise
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:35:22 No. 1251596 Report reroll if you agree
>On holidays we all partake in drinking the traditional peanuts in coke to signal the coming winter >You must eat only hot Cheetos to appease the Gods on the third week of October >Thoth is a Saint, and also ascends to minor pantheonic godhood >Lain a pantheon god too >>1251575 I already formalized the Elder Godhead as canonically the highest power rankings SPECIFICALLY because I knew some generic Lainfag would be along soon enough. You're too late, hero, you'll have to settle for B-rank.
toast !!KcBm/JJrT7d
Bantfag Boris
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>>1251596 Roll for everything but thot and lain
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:36:43 No. 1251615 Report >>1251589 Asking us to sign in, did you change to anyone can edit?
1st bantfag
>>1251596 Reroll
Also, you shoul rename yourself to
2nd bantfag, and Noicean Bookkeeper
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:36:51 No. 1251618 Report Quoted By:
>>1251589 Only those who are already signed in can view it. I'm signed out, and thus I can't see the doc.
1st bantfag
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper
High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order of the Church of Hahaha Noice, And Noicean Bookkeeper ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:38:08 No. 1251627 Report >On holidays we all partake in drinking the traditional peanuts in coke to signal the coming winter >You must eat only hot Cheetos to appease the Gods on the third week of October >Thoth is a Saint, and also ascends to minor pantheonic godhood >Lain a pantheon god too >our temple will be located over the site of Jonestown, but it's different this time we promise >different in that the suicide juice this time around is Grape Drank >>1251617 Didn't someone claim that already last thread? 2nd bantfag I mean.
1st bantfag
>>1251627 I don't think so we have me, 3rd bantfag, you and bantfag Boris
Anonymous
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bantfag II !!a2v4gtQWzxp
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This will be our church discord
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:42:38 No. 1251687 Report >>1251640 The 2nd bantfag tripfagged (I should too, hol up), and gave us the sacred text and some other stuff. I think 3rd bantfag may have been in thread before me too. I'll be 3.5e Bantfag.
>>1251627 reroll
1st bantfag
Quoted By:
>>1251687 Be just Bantfag, Noicean Bookkeeper, I think it's good position for you
Anonymous
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:52:33 No. 1251808 Report Anonymous
>>1251808 but who is our god?
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:55:31 No. 1251847 Report >>1251830 Rei, Kek, and Leafgirl are the Elder Godhead, Rei is the Supreme Deity. It's a pantheonic church though, so there can be more, but also there are saints, and Rei/Kek/Leafgirl are the central trinity.
Anonymous
>>1251847 Can I roll for Borche to be included in the pantheon?
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:56:21 No. 1251859 Report >>1251853 You can, and so will I
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:07:30 No. 1251979 Report >>1251859 Dude, you on discord? What's your usermane? 1st bantfag needs to know.
Anonymous
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Rolling to be Altar Boy
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:16:18 No. 1252080 Report >>1251979 Nah, Discord has been pure cancer every single time I've ever visited a room. Also notice how the thread died as soon as it was posted, it's a plague in all honesty.
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:18:56 No. 1252105 Report Quoted By:
>>1252080 Ah. Well, in that case, if you so desire, let us stay here.
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:23:48 No. 1252149 Report >>1252080 Alrighty we're all coming back. In the first ten minutes, we've already found discord to be a shithole filled with fags, kek
1st bantfag
How the "any gay men must baptize themselves in period blood before joining" should be applied to bisexuals?
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Bisexuals are exempt from the blood baptism
1st bantfag
>>1252156 I roll for half-baptisation
1st bantfag
1st bantfag
We also need to discuss the issue of converting non-believers
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:27:33 No. 1252196 Report >>1252156 Bisexuals must be fully immersed and also gargle it for 9 minutes straight.
>>1252149 It's weird how bad it is, it should by all rights be good, but it just isn't.
>>1252191 Bribe them with the special sauce from Goodburger
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1st bantfag
>>1252197 You mean thread to thread?
1st bantfag
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>>1252206 sure thread to thread, reroll
1st bantfag
I think our masses should be loud for every /bant/icoot to hear
1st bantfag
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:30:42 No. 1252227 Report Quoted By:
>>1252196 reroll for these
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thanks 3rd bantfag for kicking that moron
Bantfag Boris
1st bantfag
Ok I think that todays meeting should end now, we will meet again 4th of July. I will call you. Watch out for "IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS THREAD, THEN YOUR SOUL WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL!" thread then brothers!
1st bantfag
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH
Bantfag the Third !!qWeZB/1C/CH ID:F2L4RbQl Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:33:42 No. 1252263 Report Quoted By:
>>1252236 No problems. There is no place for anti-Noicist infidels here.
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y
3.5e Bantfag, High Priest of the Sacred Undinist Order, Noicean Bookkeeper !q88p2JIb4Y ID:p+cr43qj Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:36:22 No. 1252300 Report >>1252250 Okay, I'll just let last thread wind down then and keep it in the watcher
Might only be here for part of 4th of July
1st bantfag
Quoted By:
>>1252300 I'll make the thread that day, will call you traditionally
Shit, it's 7 am here, too much 4chan
