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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:01:07 No.1251387 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1251388 >>1251391 >>1251392 >>1251394 >>1251395 >>1251396 >>1251404 >>1251407 >>1251408 >>1251949 >>1252364 >>1252408 >>1252518

ay man, can I use your phone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:02:09 No.1251388 Report

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>>1251387
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:02:35 No.1251389 Report

Quoted By: >>1251404 >>1252408

ay, got a dolla?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:03:36 No.1251390 Report

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If you look nice and wear a suit these types don't even try to bother you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:03:42 No.1251391 Report

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>>1251387
No, now be gone from my presence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:05:15 No.1251392 Report

Quoted By: >>1251397

>>1251387
I don't have a phone sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:05:35 No.1251393 Report

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No, but you can have these bullets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:06:38 No.1251394 Report

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>>1251387
No, it's made for humans only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:07:07 No.1251395 Report

Quoted By: >>1251398

>>1251387

this actually happened to me in paris once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:07:34 No.1251396 Report

Quoted By: >>1251400

>>1251387
Yeah sure, why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:07:37 No.1251397 Report

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>>1251392
*phone is heard vibrating through your pocket*

You are now robbed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:07:54 No.1251398 Report

Quoted By: >>1251405

>>1251395
you give it up?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:07:58 No.1251399 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:08:44 No.1251400 Report

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>>1251396
*Drug dealers call you for weeks pending you even get your phone back*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:09:51 No.1251401 Report

Quoted By: >>1251409

> gimmedat phone, nikkuh ...you bitchass white boi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:10:15 No.1251402 Report

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>>1251400
lole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:10:36 No.1251403 Report

Quoted By: >>1252690

Niggers don't try that shit down here. Southern boys would hand them a country ass-whooping if they tried, and no one's dumb enough to pull a gun on a white in Dixie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:10:39 No.1251404 Report

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>>1251387
>>1251389

Fuck off, niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:10:41 No.1251405 Report

Quoted By: >>1252326

>>1251398

I actually had no phone at the time, it was like 2003
He then got mad and said "are you taking the piss?" and looked into my backpack which was on the metro seat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:12:30 No.1251406 Report

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uh....uhhh ok..okay but don't use any of my data okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:14:51 No.1251407 Report

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>>1251387
If you can pull it off, pretend to be a cop by asking them their name. Like this, "Yeah, you can use it, just tell me your name." They'll stutter and make up a name... and then ask, "Is that your first name or your last name?" Get's them every fucking time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:17:04 No.1251408 Report

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>>1251387
one time i let a nigger use my phone and he stole it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:21:40 No.1251409 Report

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>>1251401
LOL i can't stop laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPbGtjOg Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:23:16 No.1251421 Report

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first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBCc4gaL Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:25:11 No.1251453 Report

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second

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0gRlzdKh Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:25:18 No.1251454 Report

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Shiet man u knows i jus be bout to get out I meanch i wuld luv to help u out bro but shiet a mothafucka gatta git out I got a communities to get to they need me my brothers and sisters in the streets. I got 12 kids and u know ima be around cuz im different dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZElXwjbG Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:26:29 No.1251473 Report

Quoted By: >>1251534

mods move my thread to /bant/

jokes on them, I run /bant/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0gRlzdKh Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:30:32 No.1251534 Report

Quoted By: >>1251720

>>1251473
Welcome this related can show you a little about what we are all about here at /bant/. We hope you enjoy your stay and leave here with as much nihilism and immaturity as possible

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZElXwjbG Sat 01 Jul 2017 03:45:44 No.1251720 Report

Quoted By: >>1251899

>>1251534
go on...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0gRlzdKh Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:00:19 No.1251899 Report

Quoted By: >>1251929

>>1251720
Well here on /bant/ your edginess is not so welcome. Here on /bant/ it is rare to see something unseeable but it can happen and the mods won't do shit to help you. 4chan is not your personal therapist. When someone calls you a leaf its out of sarcastic love, not really but kinda. There's your rundown and i hope you enjoy your stay

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A !LEAF1qze/g ID:ZElXwjbG Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:02:43 No.1251929 Report

Quoted By: >>1251946

>>1251899

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0gRlzdKh Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:04:23 No.1251946 Report

Quoted By: >>1251976

>>1251929
I have literally been here for a day. Saved me from toxic /pol/ . kek have a good one leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WwVaNpM1 Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:05:08 No.1251949 Report

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>>1251387
sorry, /bant/ is a nigger-free board. please remove yourself posthaste

A !LEAF1qze/g

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A !LEAF1qze/g ID:ZElXwjbG Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:07:21 No.1251976 Report

Quoted By: >>1252023

>>1251946
>I have literally been here for a day
I know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0gRlzdKh Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:11:27 No.1252023 Report

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>>1251976
You mad cuz /pol/ cummed out the_donald and the_don forced out /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7zZaLFxv Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:39:25 No.1252326 Report

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>>1251405
France sounds so blacked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sc5BYqCb Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:39:38 No.1252328 Report

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8164890576

He will let you slap him in the face with it for a potato. Fuck with him please :P

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E1eFkq/z Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:42:42 No.1252364 Report

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>>1251387

All niggers should be exterminated.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pb1xKTg Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:46:35 No.1252408 Report

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>>1251387
>>1251389
i don't want to purchase your rap CD, go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tnhe2QN2 Sat 01 Jul 2017 04:58:04 No.1252518 Report

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>>1251387
Just gonna leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsUK1h8mBQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7zZaLFxv Sat 01 Jul 2017 05:22:41 No.1252690 Report

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>>1251403
I could already hear the inbreeding coming from your "voice" while I read that. (No offense, you guys just talk really funny)

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