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>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>swole af getting mires from latino and other mixed cuties
>see obese white man with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later
>on vacation in America
>swole af getting mires from latino and other mixed cuties
>see obese white man with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later
