In Mexico you go to the town's alameda (public park) on Sunday and ask a girl if she wants to go have lunch with you. Then you take her to a nice restaurant and let her order whatever she wants. After she starts getting a bit drunk, you ask her if she wants to go take a nap at your house. Once that's done, you allow her to sleep and give her a kiss while she's asleep.
After she wakes up, you ask her for her cellphone number and take her back to her house.
If she calls you back next week, you've found yourself a girl.
After a long while. ask for armpit and thighs pics so you can perform your daily onanistic ritual to them.
