>>1252584you see i believe this is were the useless abos come in handy first we create a giant boomerang to try and trip the bugger up, because, as we all know Godzilla is just a giant kangaroo and we use the boomerang as the useless abos used them. and when that unsurprisingly fails ( fucking useless those abos) we move to Plan B or as i like to call it Plan; Smack The Cunt On The Snooter, now the STCOTS plan relies on a bit of good ol' plagiarism in which we steal the robots from pacific rim and use them to smack the giant kangaroo on the aforementioned snooter and the cunt will fall flat on his arse and we can retire to the pub for a few cold ones.
now if all else fails we all hide in country Australia put all the abos and immigrants in one city a useless hipster city like say, melbourne and attract Godzilla with some good ol' barbecue cos hes really just a giant kangaroo he'll be natural attracted to the smell of some delicious snags and providing those no good abos don't steal the snags Godzilla will kill all the abos destroy a useless city and gets he gets a feed of delicious snags its a win win.