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>want to go see Wonder Woman
>can't find a decent camrip online
>decide to bite the bullet and go to the cinema
>purchase my ticket online so as to minimize human interaction
>I have a touch of the 'tism so conversations are difficult for me
>catch the bus, sit by myself on a 2-seater in front of two 15 year old girls
>they see me, one of them taps me on the shoulder and looks away giggling when I turn around
>I get red-faced and tears start welling
>one of the girls says "hey what's your name cutie?"
>I turn around and yell "I AM JUST TRYING TO RIDE THE BUS PLEASE STOP INTIMIDATING ME"
>tears are flowing by this point
>everyone on the bus is looking at me
>I turn back around and I can hear someone at the back of the bus say "oh my god what a psycho"
>pull my hood over my head to avoid making eye contact with anyone when I exit the bus.
>I arrive at the cinema
>get in line behind two nigras, accidentally scuff the back of one's shoe
>he turns around
>"DA FUCK YOU TOUCHIN' ME FO WHITE BOI YOU BEST BE SUCKING MY DICK NOW NIGGA"
>blubber "o-ok"
>get down on my knees
>he takes out his cock, it's 16 inches
>start sucking the tip
>"OH YEEEEEAH, YO GET A LOAD OF DIS WHYTE BOI YEAH SUCK DAT DICK"
>he nuts in over my face
>some it gets in my eyes
>teenagers are laughing at me
>manager comes over and tells everyone to hurry up and get inside
>doesn't let me wipe the cum from my face
>I go into the theater
>eventually realize I'm in the wrong theater
>It's the Boss Baby
>try to leave, security shakes their head at me and gestures for me to sit back down
>might as well enjoy the movie
>I take out my bread and butter from my coin purse and offer some to the family sitting next to me
>little girl punches me in the balls
>I can't breath
>mother screams at me and calls me a monster
>can't see anything but red flashing, I can feel myself being dragged out by a cheering crowd
>put in a police car and taken to the station
>put in holding cell
>spaghetti falls out of my asshole