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>buy expensive cat
>the best pet i've ever owned
>realize from previous experience that cats can just straight up disappear
>buy it a GPS collar
>it goes missing one day
>we'll see about that, i'm not losing another one of these shits thank fuck i bought that stupid collar
>manage to track it down
>it was hit by a car and the ants were already eating it
>the best pet i've ever owned
>realize from previous experience that cats can just straight up disappear
>buy it a GPS collar
>it goes missing one day
>we'll see about that, i'm not losing another one of these shits thank fuck i bought that stupid collar
>manage to track it down
>it was hit by a car and the ants were already eating it
