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Roasted for accounting?

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 02:12:43 No.12555992 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12555993 >>12555995 >>12555997 >>12556000 >>12556002 >>12556005 >>12556010 >>12557407

>Be me
>In University
>Switch from humanities to accounting because I discovered a love for maths and bookkeeping
>Forced to take a sociology class to graduate, professor starts talking about career choices.
>"Who here wants to be an accountant?"
>Only two hands go up
>"Ladies, who here would actually want to marry an accountant?"
>Everyone starts laughing

What's wrong with being an accountant? I just like seeing all the numbers match up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 02:22:08 No.12555993 Report

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>>12555992
Watch the movie and see the potential.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 02:25:46 No.12555994 Report

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>>12555993
The comical thing is that accounting amounts to basic arithmetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 02:52:16 No.12555995 Report

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>>12555992
Bitches will take turns to suck your dick when they see you on that honda civic on your way to work while all the humanities niggers are jobless. Your professor is a coping faggot

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:00:06 No.12555996 Report

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It's just a joke la. You'd make the same joke later in life when your accounting career gets going

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:26:39 No.12555997 Report

Quoted By: >>12555998 >>12556003

>>12555992
>>Forced to take a sociology class to graduate
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:34:47 No.12555998 Report

Quoted By: >>12555999

>>12555997
School has GEFs; basically classes every student is required to take in order to round out their education

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:38:12 No.12555999 Report

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>>12555998
And sociology is required? I had to take 'humanities' classes but I just took economics since they counted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:38:54 No.12556000 Report

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>>12555992
Nothing particularly wrong with being in accountant. It's a good career path and makes decent money. I've heard the possibility of accounting becoming more automated in the future but that's it. You'll be making money off all the humanities majors in your class that will come to your tax office trying to figure out how to fix up their fucked up finances due to their student loans and nonexistent job prospects. Godspeed, OP.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:39:51 No.12556001 Report

Quoted By: >>12556007 >>12556044

A is 6 years older than the youngest
B is 5 years younger than D
C is 4 years older than D
D is 3 years older than E

How many years is the difference between the ages of A and E?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:40:28 No.12556002 Report

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>>12555992
So you found a task that:
1. Is useful (in the sense that enough people pay other people to do it)
2. That you get satisfaction out of doing it.

Not everyone can find something like that.
Don't let anyone take that away from you.
Don't let anyone shame you out of doing what you find satisfying, especially if you can make a living out of it..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:40:34 No.12556003 Report

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>>12555997
these humanities departments wouldn't stay afloat if they didnt force stemchuds to take them as electives

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:41:02 No.12556004 Report

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>>12555999
This but moonrune studies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:47:27 No.12556005 Report

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>>12555992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrsB1RfksEA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:50:43 No.12556006 Report

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>>12556004
Yeah, language is another good option. Something useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:52:47 No.12556007 Report

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>>12556001
4 years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lAU/Ss+0 Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:08:59 No.12556010 Report

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>>12555992
accounting is awesome, i wish i became one

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Anonymous ID:aTx7ZHj3 Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:36:08 No.12556044 Report

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>>12556001
4 years,
Specifically, you make equations of D , compared to B,C and E
Then you determine the smallest which is B, because its the smallest
Then you use the main equation,
replacing x + 6= A, with B + 6 = A
Then you replace B with its equivalent compared to D,
then you replace this D with its equivalent of E
so you get :

D + 1 = A
E + 3 + 1 = A
E + 4 = A

Thus, A is 4 years Older than E

I'm french and this is literally basic 8th grade test Equations

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aTx7ZHj3 Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:36:59 No.12556048 Report

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>>12556010
how old are you ?
its never too late...
I'm 18 and a Neet so I dont know what I will do desu
I just wanna do something i love

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tPQ4dkT5 Sat 17 Apr 2021 14:30:54 No.12557407 Report

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>>12555992
>What's wrong with being an accountant?
Nothing! It's a good career that you can be proud of.

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