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Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:48:07 No.12561755 View View Reply Original Report

Ugh i have an hour to clean up the whole apartment until the landlord comes over to take a look at a door i broke. Pls help. I‘m lazy and weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:55:47 No.12561768 Report

Quoted By: >>12563227

Help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:57:37 No.12561770 Report

Quoted By: >>12563227

Help ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0hb/vZ/L Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:59:19 No.12561774 Report

Quoted By: >>12561776

yes, keep posting on 4chan, ignore responsibilities, consume and acquire dopamine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:00:42 No.12561776 Report

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>>12561774
Thank you that was my plan all along. I‘ll just close my eyes when he‘s here and pretend it‘s not happening and there‘s no mess. Works every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:05:58 No.12561780 Report

Quoted By: >>12561785

Pls a good song i can blast on full volume to get me through this. I‘ll just shove everything into another room but pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K1aI7HXp Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:09:04 No.12561784 Report

Quoted By: >>12561816

Do you like the song A Mi Manera by Gipsy Kings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0hb/vZ/L Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:09:12 No.12561785 Report

Quoted By: >>12561816

>>12561780
listen to this and stop being lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZu37HvAciw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:32:08 No.12561816 Report

Quoted By:

>>12561785
Oh that was not cute but thank you for trying

>>12561784
Listening to that rn whilst frantically shoving stuff into bags to hide in bedroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2cHmclb Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:46:10 No.12561827 Report

Quoted By:

>>12561755
Put on some headphones, and blast hiphop/any upbeat music while cleaning your place. It always works for me, anon. Kanye West does it for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:53:00 No.12561839 Report

Quoted By: >>12561848 >>12561921

Ok. I did it frens. I did it. Now wish me luck that they don‘t want to see any other room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T4y6P9HC Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:57:34 No.12561848 Report

Quoted By: >>12561856

>>12561839
Shit on the floor the minute they leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:59:25 No.12561856 Report

Quoted By: >>12561899

>>12561848
But that would only be more shit i had to clean up myself. Why would i do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:00:25 No.12561859 Report

Quoted By: >>12561899

Oh god i can hear them coming please just let me die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T4y6P9HC Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:12:48 No.12561899 Report

Quoted By:

>>12561856
>>12561859
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:13:18 No.12561900 Report

Quoted By: >>12561916

Fml they also went into the kitchen, the bedroom and the basement. Brb going to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T4y6P9HC Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:19:30 No.12561916 Report

Quoted By: >>12561948

>>12561900
You are a total looser. Welcome to a life lived on the streets.
You will now become a male prostitute to make money so you can survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2cHmclb Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:20:22 No.12561921 Report

Quoted By: >>12561951

>>12561839
Good one, swiss anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:33:17 No.12561948 Report

Quoted By: >>12561957

>>12561916
Eh i‘m fine. I already have a new apt lined up plus i‘m not male.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:34:30 No.12561951 Report

Quoted By: >>12561970

>>12561921
Thank you based emu

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8KFX3CEU Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:36:04 No.12561957 Report

Quoted By: >>12561964

>>12561948
uhhh are they kicking you out for dumb doorknob?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90gy8/MC Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:36:09 No.12561958 Report

Quoted By: >>12561964

Imagine being mentally ill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:39:04 No.12561964 Report

Quoted By: >>12561978 >>12562008

>>12561957
No i am moving out because no money

>>12561958
I don‘t have to imagine it. I‘m living it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G2cHmclb Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:40:32 No.12561970 Report

Quoted By: >>12561989

>>12561951

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90gy8/MC Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:41:23 No.12561978 Report

Quoted By: >>12561992

>>12561964
Are you schizophrenic?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:44:26 No.12561989 Report

Quoted By: >>12561997

>>12561970
I know. My brain refuses creativity because overloaded. I‘m sorry i failed you fren.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:45:17 No.12561992 Report

Quoted By: >>12562010

>>12561978
Brb going to look up the symptoms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2cHmclb Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:46:06 No.12561997 Report

Quoted By: >>12562010

>>12561989
No no no no, I thought it was funny anon. You misunderstand me!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8KFX3CEU Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:48:10 No.12562008 Report

Quoted By: >>12562021

>>12561964
swiss too expensib

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:48:45 No.12562010 Report

Quoted By: >>12562023

>>12561997
I used the same lame joke in another thread that‘s why i am apologetic

>>12561992
Looked it up and no i‘m not but i‘m a fuck up anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:50:58 No.12562021 Report

Quoted By:

>>12562008
Absolutely

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90gy8/MC Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:51:22 No.12562023 Report

Quoted By: >>12562047

>>12562010
Can you tell us about your symptoms?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:56:38 No.12562047 Report

Quoted By: >>12562051 >>12562055 >>12562061

>>12562023
>definitely racist
>will beg you to destroy her asshole
>wants you to dominate her
>plays vidya
>no particular interests
>thinks you‘re weird but doesn‘t care
>listens to popular music
>e sex
>sends you memes
>not a faggot
>will play vidya with you
>will listen and care for you
>will understand you
>is happy taking care of you
>sub, not even a question
>sensitive
>affectionate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:57:07 No.12562051 Report

Quoted By: >>12562055 >>12562061

>>12562047
>will threaten to kill yourself if you leave her
>will lash out at you for (apparently) no reason
>extremely insecure
>will not say no
>will love you if you believe it
>completely reliant on you to be clean
>will never run away
>will do drugs
>knows how to shoot guns
>has a police record
>wildest sex imaginable
>do NOT get on her bad side
>passive aggressive
>schizo autist
>“wanna watch some anime“
>depressed
>“you should find someone better“
>never goes out
>wrestle fight
>insults are her love language
>wants to be the center if attention
>try not to get cucked challenge
>doesn‘t shave
>give her a hug :)
>anon wtf
>anon get help
>into ageplay
>threatened to kill your family to get with you
>was abused as a kid
>ready to give her life and body to you
>is ok to be beaten and abused to a degree
>sorry bro
>will bring the best out of you
>will always love you for who you are
>won‘t judge you
>will always be there for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0hb/vZ/L Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:58:53 No.12562055 Report

Quoted By: >>12562064

>>12562047
>>12562051
jesus christ you are cringe, shouldn't have left twitter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90gy8/MC Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:00:30 No.12562061 Report

Quoted By: >>12562071

>>12562047
>>12562051
Why are you like this?
Also
>im not schizo
>schizo autist
Is that some kind of meme list?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:00:36 No.12562064 Report

Quoted By:

>>12562055
Relax it‘s just a compilation from pic rel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:02:00 No.12562071 Report

Quoted By: >>12562079

>>12562061
I mean, i‘m probably a bit schizo but not diagnosed.
It is now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90gy8/MC Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:03:39 No.12562079 Report

Quoted By: >>12562087

>>12562071
Well one thing is for sure. You are autistic desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:05:30 No.12562087 Report

Quoted By: >>12562098

>>12562079
Sind wir nicht alle ein bisschen autistisch?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90gy8/MC Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:09:23 No.12562098 Report

Quoted By: >>12562108

>>12562087
Will you be a regular bantu poster? How did you find this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:11:56 No.12562108 Report

Quoted By:

>>12562098
I‘m on here on and off whenever i feel especially desperate since it was created.
Probably by some thread of mine getting move here from pol. What about you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pV6Iys7p Sun 18 Apr 2021 17:41:04 No.12563220 Report

Quoted By: >>12563224

>>12561755
One time I spilled paint on the floor before my landlord came to do a routine check before we renewed our lease.
I just put a shoe over it lmao.
Can you put a shoe over the mess, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 17:42:36 No.12563224 Report

Quoted By:

>>12563220
Unfortunately i wasn‘t able to put a shoe over my door but thanks for the suggestion. I‘ll just throw money at it though and the problem will solve itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LuDYquW Sun 18 Apr 2021 17:43:42 No.12563227 Report

Quoted By: >>12563230

>>12561768
>>12561770
I helped. You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gredfyxc Sun 18 Apr 2021 17:45:10 No.12563230 Report

Quoted By: >>12563241

>>12563227
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LuDYquW Sun 18 Apr 2021 17:48:36 No.12563241 Report

Quoted By:

>>12563230
Always keep your space clean. Quit being lazy.

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