>>12578381because they unironically are lol
take /fit/'s last janny for example, he literally applied just so that he could avatarfag and harass the aussies by banning them and deleting their threads
generally all janitors are like this, they apply just so that they can powertrip, influence the board in some way and delete stuff that they arbitrarily don't like and the only people that have this much time to spend online and this much mental retardation are trannies