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Anonymous ID:e5EYQyT/ Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:39:14 No.1258923 View View Reply Original Report

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How do I kill myself without being in excruciating pain?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zzebIXS Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:41:12 No.1258939 Report

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Why would you kill your self unless you were in excruciating pain?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LcioKNi5 Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:41:22 No.1258941 Report

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>>1258923
don't consume any vitamin B for a month and all your nerve cells will die off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WaBuI17b Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:41:23 No.1258942 Report

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>>1258923
I've been wondering the same thing. Try a couple methods and report back, let me know how bad they hurt so I can decide which one to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5RixnGTd Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:43:00 No.1258956 Report

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Have someone behead you, or you could just buy some smuggled animal anesthetic from the black market.

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Anonymous ID:rVYin0A/ Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:44:25 No.1258967 Report

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Kill yourself in your sleep.
Trust me, it's painless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fwEH42tK Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:45:55 No.1258983 Report

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>>1258923
the ultimate guide

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Anonymous ID:e5EYQyT/ Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:50:10 No.1259024 Report

Quoted By: >>1259048 >>1259064

>>1258983
Heard that's extremely terrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fwEH42tK Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:52:30 No.1259048 Report

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>>1259024
what why

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:o0ud5n+F Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:53:14 No.1259056 Report

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Anonymous ID:gXhNSFWD Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:53:26 No.1259058 Report

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don't kill yourself, stays alive and shitpost on /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U3MJ6H4M Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:53:53 No.1259064 Report

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>>1259024
Only terrifying thing I can imagine is when you open the bottle since pressurized gas released makes a bit of noise that can be unpleasant. other than that it should becompletely painless. You won't even feel anything since as long as you use nitrogen or helium. Humans don't react to lack of oxygen but react when there is too much CO2, that's when the panic starts.

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Anonymous ID:LmXu43An Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:54:21 No.1259067 Report

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>>1259048
because you know youre going to die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C50fgDWn Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:54:54 No.1259073 Report

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tie a big heavy rock to your feet and throw yourself in a pool

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Anonymous ID:ueBHixVx Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:59:08 No.1259123 Report

Quoted By: >>1259184 >>1259369 >>1264804

>>1258923
Buy some fentanyl off the deep web and snort it. You'll be very high and die in your sleep,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SP3ZRAUn Sat 01 Jul 2017 18:59:54 No.1259133 Report

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>>1258923
Blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zzebIXS Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:01:44 No.1259155 Report

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>>1259133
This guy gets it

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Anonymous ID:dEUOyYcg Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:04:35 No.1259184 Report

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>>1259123
more like die in one of the most terrifying manners possible via respiratory depression
>>1258923
don't kill yourself op....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ueBHixVx Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:07:01 No.1259209 Report

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>>1259184
You pass out before you die though. It's really not a bad way to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ueBHixVx Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:08:16 No.1259226 Report

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>>1259209
Also to make the experience more pleasant you should take some xanax with it.

Nice

Nice ID:xjSYN2f3 Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:10:18 No.1259248 Report

Quoted By: >>1259258 >>1261646

>>1258923
Shoot yourself in the mouth it would sever the brain stem killing you instantly believe me a doctor said he has seen multiple failed suicides but none who shot themselves in the mouth failed, all the mouth shots where D.N.E.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IZu4ygKd Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:11:28 No.1259256 Report

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>>1258923
>>>/r9k/ and stay there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zzebIXS Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:11:37 No.1259258 Report

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>>1259248

...

Do you mean D.O.A, bud?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xNF3Wq9 Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:13:13 No.1259277 Report

Quoted By: >>1259350 >>1259376 >>1259629 >>1261646

>Want to hang myself
>Put my head in the self made slip knot
>Chicken out and tell myself I'll do it tomorrow

What I'm afraid of is not doing it right and being left as a vegetable, which is a real possibility with hanging. You're depriving your brain of oxygen when hanging, and the longer that goes on the more you fuck your brain up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SP3ZRAUn Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:18:31 No.1259331 Report

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>>1259155
It's just that easy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SP3ZRAUn Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:19:46 No.1259350 Report

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>>1259277
Yup. I have a cousin who hung himself, he did it right but was found after 8 minutes. Now he's not a vegetable but he's got the brain of a 14 year old and has seizures and mobility issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4zDcMyvX Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:21:15 No.1259369 Report

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>>1259123
how to get drugs off deep web?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zzebIXS Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:22:01 No.1259376 Report

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>>1259277
Even if you do it right, you're retarded by the time you die.

Imagine spending your last moments on earth with the mind of an Australian.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YiayWEN7 Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:22:37 No.1259386 Report

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Vote for Hillary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4zDcMyvX Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:23:00 No.1259389 Report

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>>1259376
BANTZ
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xNF3Wq9 Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:23:34 No.1259395 Report

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>>1259350
Yeah, I know someone who ended up with similar results and now needs round the clock care to even function. That's more scary than death itself to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SP3ZRAUn Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:24:16 No.1259404 Report

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>>1259395
You could always do it the slow, Irish way and just drink yourself to death over the next 30 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xNF3Wq9 Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:29:08 No.1259627 Report

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>>1259404
Duh, that's my plan b man.

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Anonymous ID:pBUWFIKk Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:29:14 No.1259629 Report

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>>1259277
>>1259350
>>1259395
Shieet, sounds terrible.
That's why you use a gun, friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ueBHixVx Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:31:01 No.1259700 Report

Quoted By: >>1259753 >>1264804

>>1259369
There is a subreddit dedicated to buying drugs on the deepweb but basically it involves using tor and bitcoin. It's actually really easy and safe, you can get drugs shipped directly to you.

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Anonymous ID:e5EYQyT/ Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:36:07 No.1259753 Report

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>>1259700
>reddit

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Anonymous ID:VaqPnZyx Sat 01 Jul 2017 19:36:48 No.1259766 Report

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>>1258923
Buttchug ammonia or bleach OR both :^). If you would like to know how I can walk you through.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ueBHixVx Sat 01 Jul 2017 20:04:02 No.1260029 Report

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>>1259753
It's really the only place I could find that has a decent guide desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VaqPnZyx Sat 01 Jul 2017 20:38:48 No.1260377 Report

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>>1260029
I already said how, buttchugging cleaning chemicals or even alcohol will kill anyone very quickly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7Cg1VzRg Sat 01 Jul 2017 20:53:31 No.1260561 Report

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>>1259048
God your a fucking freak. Barotruama is your lungs exploding from to much pressure. That would be a horrific way to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KKh+xokf Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:30:58 No.1261646 Report

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>>1259248
There is 5% survival rate to shooting in the mouth. I guess people aim sideway when pressing the trigger or something.
Your doc don't understand science or statistics.

>>1259277
You have to fall a few feet and break the neck. Hanging without fall (or with a too short fall) is a shit way to die.

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Anonymous ID:12m+RWk7 Sat 01 Jul 2017 23:48:33 No.1263154 Report

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>>1258923
Shove a chainsaw up your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+5IVOy8 Sun 02 Jul 2017 00:27:52 No.1263500 Report

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>>1258923
> Exit bag.
> Make sure you get 100% helium and not that oxygen'd down Jew stuff.

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Anonymous ID:XEbDybeG Sun 02 Jul 2017 00:28:56 No.1263507 Report

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>>1258923
Why do you even care? Pain is temporary.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2/BchpEC Sun 02 Jul 2017 02:36:43 No.1264659 Report

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Anonymous ID:ZkFgH+fm Sun 02 Jul 2017 02:55:28 No.1264804 Report

Quoted By: >>1264816

Where to people find drug dealers? Which drug would most likely be laced with fentanyl or carfentanil?

>>1259123
>>1259700
>Buy from the FBI- I mean online goy
>reddit
Try harder (((suicide hotline))), you can't trick me to going back into the psychward again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:26oXXNcL Sun 02 Jul 2017 02:56:32 No.1264816 Report

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>>1264804
psycward is pretty comfy

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Anonymous ID:ZkFgH+fm Sun 02 Jul 2017 03:15:11 No.1264945 Report

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>>1264816

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But seriously that fucking place does more harm than good especially to your health record.

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Anonymous ID:zC39L4+P Sun 02 Jul 2017 04:21:21 No.1265404 Report

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>>1258923
Why does this look so much like my uncle's doggo?

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Anonymous ID:6d96Lrux Sun 02 Jul 2017 04:23:54 No.1265427 Report

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>>1265404
maybe he is your cousin

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