OP
>episode 3 Death tournament happens. Jason and Noob kick some ass. A guy named thermo almost kills the arume empress. Jason kills him. Noob and the empress get to know each other a little, before she passes out from trauma.>episode 4 Filler shit.>episode 5 Holy cow! The prisoners have escaped! Jason saved everyone from being killed during the prison break. He got out because of some girl that wanted to "visit" him. They get to an abandoned base. C1g3 tries to snitch on the whole gang. It turns out Jason was a former nazi who fought the arume in 1945. He is 100 years old but still has the body of a 29 year old. Damn.
Bill Billington
>>>1261428 Bill looks around base for anything useful
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Moortuguese Empire +2 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:19:18 No. 1261494 Report >>1261428 >Rolling to Find Some Supplies OP
>>1261468 86
>he finds ammo >some water is left next to the ammo >>1261494 49
>you don't find anything except Jason fixing his tank up Moortuguese Empire +2 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +2 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:21:04 No. 1261524 Report >>1261517 >There's gotta be something Useful So i'm gonna try to find it again Mike
>>1261517 >packing bug out backpacks so Bill are you just gonna forgive her for calling the authorities on us?
Bill Billington
>>1261539 "She was just confused, I'll make sure she doesn't do it again."
>grabs the ammo and water OP
>>1261524 42
>you find a knife >its a bit rusty but it will do >>1261539 93
>you find that you can store more things in your bugout backpack >this backpack is extra big Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:27:37 No. 1261600 Report >>1261584 >Sharpen the Knife with any tools i can find Mike
>>1261581 you know man i sure do hope so, but she still called them, confused or not that happened and we need to sort this out...fast, before the arume come knocking at our door
>i pack more stuff OP
>>1261581 18
>c1g3 gets another call, but it is in her earpiece >she walks off to somewhere alone to talk OP
>>1261600 dubs
>this knife became sharp >it is now strong enough to cut up some metal >this would be good in combat and survival >>1261601 10
>you notice c1g3 walk off >she snuck out without bill noticing her >this is a bad sign Bill Billington
>>1261605 >I see this and follow her "Hey, you're not calling the empress again are you? After what I said in the cabin? "
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Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:30:16 No. 1261635 Report >>1261621 >Store the Knife in My Bag and Look for a first aid Kit Mike
>>1261605 uhm Bill, the fifth element seems to have left the premises of the building...shouldnt you check on her?
>>1261621 Bill she is really giving me some bad vibes...and i dont like accusing people but she might sneak away to talk to the arumes
OP
>>1261629 92
>she looks at you No, no! Another official called me, she needs to see Noob and Jason. She promises to not hurt them.
>>1261635 53
>you find a small first aid kit >it has rubbing alcohol, luckily >>1261641 14
>you hear her talking to someone >she is responding as if she is following orders >this cannot be good Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:34:10 No. 1261688 Report >>1261659 >Spy on C1G3 To see if she is betraying us Mike
>>1261659 Bill...she is lying...i heard her talking about following orders...what if shes a spy
>nervously grip the glock Bill Billington
>>1261659 >Bill gives her a doubtful stare "What does she want with Noob and Jason?"
Bill Billington
>>1261689 >>1261688 >I see these nignogs out of the corner of my eyes "We need to go somewhere more private
>Take c1g3 by the hand and go where they can't reach us OP
>>1261688 dubs
>you spy on c1g3 >she never notices you, and you see what she is doing >thank god, she is just hearing someone trying to speak with Jason and Noob >>1261690 09
>she looks at bill with a worried look She wants to talk with them, and it requires taking them to mars, directly. I don't know what she wants...
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1261716 >looks at huehue im still suspicious of them...i just hope Bill realizes if he is getting played, i dont want to get stabbed in the back
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Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:37:48 No. 1261730 Report >>1261716 >Try to Discover who is the voice that is speaking to her and see if the person wants to jail or kill us OP
>>1261711 dubs
>you two vanish away from them without a trace >you are alone, someone has to get dubs to find you >>1261730 03
>you find nothing >Jason catches you Hey, knock it off. Are you perving on c1g3?
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Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:39:44 No. 1261754 Report >>1261738 ''I'm Doing some Splinter Cell Style Covert work go mind your own business''
>Rolling to Spy on c1g3 again Mike
>>1261738 he isnt perving Jason, we have suspicions that C1g3 might be a spy and that she is ratting us out, where the hell did they go?
Bill Billington
>>1261716 >>1261738 "You're saying there's an arume official who wants to talk to us about going to mars? What for? Why would she help us and not just put us back in prison?"
OP
>>1261754 45
>you can't find them >damn, they're good at hide and seek >>1261756 65
>Jason looks over at you Oh. Hmm, no idea. They've vanished. I was working on the tank.
>>1261773 37
>she shrugs I have no idea what this official wants, but it can't be good.
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Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:42:57 No. 1261807 Report >>1261799 >Try to look again they're over here somewhere Bill Billington
>>1261799 >Bill is stumped "Do you know this official? I mean, do you trust her not to betray us?"
Mike
>>1261799 >put a hand on Jasons shoulder Look man im not trying to sow discord among us, but you gotta admit her actions are questionable, she acted wierd since we escaped...Calling the authorities on us, now this ninja stuff. Come on man, i cant be the only one that gets alarm signals with this crap
OP
>>1261820 02
>c1g3 shakes her head I've known her from before, she's not a trustworthy arume!
>over the earpiece Hello?
>c1g3's eyes widen Oh no, she's going to find us...
>>1261827 72
>jason laughs a little Yeah, no kidding. Say, where'd you find that weird gun of yours with that water tank?
>>1261807 70
>you don't find them at all >you need dubs Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:48:05 No. 1261861 Report >>1261851 >Rolling to find them with these Singlelicious Digits Bill Billington
>>126851 >Bill isn't sure if she's telling the truth >Stare at c1g3 intensely to see if she'll crack under the pressure Mike
>>1261851 somewhere in the house, looks like some fusion gun.
>insist on convincing jason i know this sounds crazy, but i just dont want to go back to prison again, or end up worse, im just suggesting we should keep a closer eye on her
OP
>>1261861 16
>you trip and fall into a hole >they hear you >shit, now is the time to retreat >>1261867 76
>she is sweating >she stutters W-What's that look for?
>>1261868 86
>Jason nods >then he rubs his chin Well, she is someone special to bill, so we would have to make a consensus with him.
Bill Billington
>>1261886 >Bill stares a bit longer, then says "You sure you don't have anything else you want to say?"
Mike
>>1261886 i have no problem with that, hell id tell c1g3 i dont trust her in her face, im an honest man. Im not ill intentioned on this suspicion thing. ill talk with Bill again once they get back.
>looks at tank need a hand? i might be helpful
OP
>>1261912 21
>she laughs a little, nervously I don't know what you're talking about... that stare isn't very comforting...
>>1261920 02
>Jason hears something land >a harpoon comes out and stabs him in the arm >he yells in pain Damn!
>he is being dragged towards an arume ship >he is holding to the ground tightly Mike
>>1261939 Enemies have found us
>i yell >jump to help jason Guys we need backup
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Moortuguese Empire +6 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 21:57:22 No. 1261962 Report Bill Billington
>>1261939 >Bill stops staring "Come on, you can tell me anything. I promise I wont get mad."
OP
>>1261962 26
>trip and fall again >they hear your fall again >>1261953 35
>your help is not doing anything >jason is getting dragged closer to the ship J-Just let go of me. I'll be fine.
>>1261972 27
>she says with a sharper voice No... I don't have anything else to tell you!
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Moortuguese Empire +7 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:00:13 No. 1261990 Report >>1261983 >Shit Run away as fast as i can Bill Billington
>>1261983 "Well if thats how it is, fine."
>Bill turns away and walks off without waiting for c1g3 Mike
>>1261983 god damn it Jason, i wont let them take you
>i look around Sheila, Noob, Huehue, anybody! help me out, man the tank or something
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Moortuguese Empire +7 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:02:30 No. 1262023 Report >>1262003 ''Imma Help you my dude''
>Helps Mike shooting the arume OP
>>1261990 09
>you trip over again >you land on your face when you hit the ground >you are clumsy today >>1262023 >>1262003 >the harpoon on jasons arm yanks him super hard >he flies into the ship >the ship flies away to mars >>1261997 79
>she walks with you D-Don't do this to me!
Mike
>>1262043 Huehue get to cover, there might be more in the woods
>i dive to cover and ready my pistol to fight the arumes Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:06:32 No. 1262082 Report >>1262043 >Dive to cover and Shoot the Arumes Bill Billington
>>1262043 >Bill looks at her again "What are you trying to do? I can't help you if you leave me in the dark!"
>Bill is somewhat frustrated OP
>>1262083 38
>she is looking at you, crying I just told you what was going on!
>sobbing Why don't you trust me?! I just don't want you to go!
>>1262082 28
>you miss the shots >damn, they've taken you by cover >>1262067 76
>shiela comes out with an rpg >she loads the rpg Give my Jason back...
>she fires the rpg at the arumes in the woods >they're sent into the air >their corpses fall, on fire, like meteors Mike
>>1262119 >take aimed shots at the arumes where the fuck are those two goons?
Bill Billington
>>1262119 >Bill hugs her "What makes you think I'm going anywhere?"
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Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:12:51 No. 1262156 Report >>1262119 Fuck There's only one way to do this
>Rush Them in While Yelling and Shooting all of them while Mike Covers me OP
>>1262147 74
>she doesn't hug back The fact you're escaping the prison, that's why...
>she pouts >>1262137 73
>you kill one and injure two >>1262156 65
>you kill one and the others seems to run away >the arume are retreating from you Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:14:50 No. 1262177 Report >>1262169 >Chase Them While Shooting Them Mike
>>1262169 >rush out of cover to help huehue >still shoot at arumes come on they are retreating!
OP
>>1262177 dubs
>you kill a lot of them >the rest have retreated Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:16:09 No. 1262194 Report >>1262186 >Loot Their Corpses Bill Billington
>>1262169 "The prison? Of course I wanted to get of that place, it's a prison."
>Bill says with a bit of suspicion OP
>>1262194 49
>you find ammo >>1262183 38
>your bullets miss >on the bright side they're running away >>1262202 20
Yes, and let the arume come after me! They'll kill me for treason! Do you even care about me?
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Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:19:00 No. 1262229 Report >>1262216 >Continue Looting to find Valuables Mike
OP
>>1262229 92
>you find a couple of arume pistols >>1262241 14
>when you try to loot for stuff, you get shocked from static electricity Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:21:51 No. 1262271 Report >>1262258 >Equip Them and Look for a hat and a Cigarrete OP
>>1262271 17
>you hear your name called by shiela Hey! Get over here! We need you at the meeting, asap!
Bill Billington
>>1262216 "Of course I do, I'll protect you. Besides, you're strong, you can hold you're own against other arumes."
>Bill remembers Noob has a date with the Empress "I don't think you'll be considered a traitor anyways once Noob and the Empress are together."
Mike
>>1262258 god damn it man
>keep looting Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:25:27 No. 1262310 Report >>1262286 >Just wait for me to find my Ciggaretes and a cowboy hat >Look for them OP
>>1262292 29
>shiela grows impatient >she starts walking to you Did you hear me?!
>>1262291 19
>she laughs nervously About that... I forgot my weapons...
>>1262310 01
>corpse explodes >you get launched over back to the base >you have burns all over you Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:27:44 No. 1262333 Report >>1262326 >Treat myself with the First aid Kit Mike
Quoted By:
>>1262326 oh shit, sorry i didnt hear you
>turn and walk towards her a yo hue hue you ok?
Bill Billington
>>1262326 "What do you mean? I gave you one of my weapons when we left. Don't you remember?"
>Bill is suspicious again OP
>>1262333 TRIPS
>get healed >you become buff >you find a cowboy hat and cigar next to you >>1262338 83
>she has a perfect explanation I dropped them when I got in the tank... I'm clumsy, sorry.
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1262358 hot damn dude, nice biceps
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Moortuguese Empire +9 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:31:48 No. 1262373 Report >>1262358 >Equip Them and go to the Meeting with my Cigar,Cowboy hat and 2 revolvers Equipped Bill Billington
>>1262358 "So what, you're going to get them now and risk being caught?"
>something doesn't feel right OP
>>1262388 dubs
Don't you trust me?!...
>you notice that she is telling the truth >she is on your side >>1262373 37
>late to meeting Mike
>>1262411 >look at sheila ok i know we have to get jason back, but should we wait for Bill and C1 to get back? Speaking of them, isnt it suspicious that they disappeared right before the attack?
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Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:38:14 No. 1262440 Report >>1262411 >Looks at everyone Why do ya fellas need for the biggest gunslinger in these bands to do?
Bill Billington
>>1262411 >Bill is not suspicious >Bill looks her in the eyes "I trust you."
>long pause "But I don't like the idea of you putting yourself in danger. And for a dumb reason like grabbing a gun you dropped. We have plenty of guns at base."
OP
>>1262429 92
>shiela's eyes widen You're right...
>>1262440 04
>choke on cigar >>1262460 06
>you hear everyone in the other room talking smack about you at the meeting Mike
>>1262474 so whats the plan then?
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Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:43:46 No. 1262513 Report >>1262474 >Takes Cigar out of mouth and light other So What's da plan?
Tony Slavison
>>1262474 >Squats in Adidas >Drinks vodka >Rolling for equipment OP
>>1262489 98
>shiela looks at you We will find the airship that is at the outskirts of the city. We will get there using the tank. Who will be manning the machine gun?
>>1262513 31
>you hear the conversation between shiela and mike >>1262518 81
>you come with a revolver, a medkit, and some vodka Bill Billington
>>1262474 >I hear them talking about us "You stay out here for a second, I think they're talking about us."
>Bill opens the door and stands in the doorway >>1262429 "So... what's going on exactly?"
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Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:47:19 No. 1262553 Report >>1262528 >So what's happening why do ya need the biggest gunslinger to do? Mike
>>1262528 >looks at the brazilian well he can be topside since he likes to go full huehue
>>1262530 oh look who finally decided to join the party!
>i say pretty mad how was the honeymoon fellas?
>my fist is clenched OP
>>1262553 >shiela looks at you We need you to man the machine gun on the tank
>>1262530 03
>you walk in >shiela is glaring at you Tony Slavison
>>1262528 >Go out to look for supplies Bill Billington
>>1262570 "What the fuck are you talking about, Mike"
>Bill gives Mike a sour look >>1262581 >return the glare back at shiela Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:50:18 No. 1262596 Report >>1262530 >Say With an angry tone Get that Bitch out of here or i'll have myself some good little Target Practice
>>1262581 ''I can man more than that''
OP
>>1262593 So, what were you two doing, by the way? Did you know that Jason would be captured?
>>1262582 28
>can't find anything >come back, theres a meeting >>1262596 69
>shiela smiles at you Now thats what I like to hear.
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1262596 >Bill gives huehue the same look he gave Mike. >He will remember this later... Mike
>>1262593 you fucking left right before we got attacked! Jason got captured, you couldve helped us but you seem easily driven away by a pair of open legs
>point at c1g3 she probably planned this all along, to lead you away and let us get butchered out here
Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1262615 >Drink vodka >Walk into meeting playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU on the radio Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +14 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:53:58 No. 1262641 Report Quoted By:
>>1262618 I Agree with him and i would Like to act quick
>Looks at c1g3 then points at my Revolver Bill Billington
>>1262615 "Jason was captured? Was there some kind of attack?
>Look around and see everyone is alright, except for huehue. He is burnt to shit "huh, what exactly happened?"
>>1262618 >c1g3 is outside Mike
>>1262650 (then forget about pointing at c1g3 but the rest stands)
come on Bill focus for fucks sake, shes been sweet talking her way out of everything. Each time we caught her red handed she sweet talked you out of judging her, now she is gonna pull the same 'i did nothing' bullshit card as she does. See the fucking truth already man
Bill Billington
>>1262677 "She's not a traitor!"
>Bill shouts at mike, he's pretty pissed Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:59:29 No. 1262701 Report >>1262690 She is and i'm gonna put a bullet in her head the next time she pulls this stunt
Mike
>>1262690 how can she not be a traitor Bill, she disappears everytime there is a firefight! she called the arumes on our head!
Bill Billington
>>1262701 "You better be ready to die once you pull the trigger!"
Tony Slavison
>>1262690 >>1262701 "Vat is zis all about? Who es traitor?"
>Squats and drinks vodka Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 23:01:21 No. 1262721 Report Quoted By:
>>1262711 ''Try Me Chimp''
OP
>>1262650 05
>shiela turns her head away from you You already know this. You knew about it all along...
Bill Billington
>>1262706 "We disappeared! And that was once.
>>1262706 >>1262701 "Get it through your thick fucking skulls that she is not the enemy, and if you can't, then maybe I've been looking at the wrong enemy myself this whole time."
Mike
>>1262735 >mike is insulted and saddened by what you said >mike will remember this >mike looks at Bill in pure disappointment and goes silent,turning away from the conversation Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 23:06:36 No. 1262769 Report >>1262732 >Can we get some Sleep before we go? I'm tired Tony Slavison
>>1262732 "CYKA BLYAT, vat is zees all about? Tell me, zenschina!"
Bill Billington
>>1262714 "No one is a traitor"
>>1262732 >Bill looks at shiela and is disgusted by her look "At least c1g3 isn't a degenerate bitch like you."
>>1262757 >Bill is glad Mike finally shut his mouth Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA
Moortuguese Empire +17 !IFGqBieKGA ID:wLxWdrfx Sat 01 Jul 2017 23:09:36 No. 1262790 Report >>1262783 MIKE NOW
>Punches Bill To Knock him down Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1262790 >Grab huehue and put him in a neck lock, but don't kill him OP
>>1262769 96
>you leave the scene without getting involved >you sleep well >>1262781 18
>shiela ignores you >she is busy arguing >>1262783 Oh, indulging in personal attacks? You forget who's on your side, and now you stoop as low as this? Your girlfriend is making you turn on your own kind. Stop letting her control you and get a grip.
>>1262790 09
>you miss >you also fall down Mike
>>1262790 >Mike darts out to find C1G3 i cant let this group die because of one individual
Anonymous
How do I join the rp? Is it full or something
OP
>>1262810 01
>you can't find her >you bonk your head into a pole >>1262812 (just roll for equipment and do stuff, its not full, have fun)
Bill Billington
>>1262808 "Ha! Tuen on my own kind! You're not even human, don't give me that, Shiela! We're not traitors."
>>1262810 >trip mike Mike
Quoted By:
>>1262812 (invent a character and try to blend in with the group i guess)
Bill Billington
Mike
>>1262818 >>1262820 >regain my balance >keep looking for c1g3 while bill is busy with hue hue C1G3 get over here!
Bill Billington
>>1262839 >release the gorilla and stop mike in his tracks "Dont fucking do this you little cunt, SHE is NOT the enemy!"
>Bill is enraged by Mike's Bullshit Hans Wilhelm
>>1262808 >Rolling for starting equipment Anonymous
>>1262818 I'm binge reading the thread, I will start when I catch up
Mike
>>1262843 >push Bill off back off
OP
>>1262839 93
>c1g3 complies and comes over to you What is it?...
>>1262820 02
I may not be human, but I'm more human than you are!
>she throws vodka in your face >>1262849 94
>you spawn with an AK-47 >you have good armor >>1262853 (ok)
Tony Slavison
>>1262862 "BLYAT! YOU WASTED PERFECTLY GOOD VODKA!"
>slap Shiela "CYKA!"
Bill Billington
>>1262862 >Wipe the vodka from my eyes "You need to listen, we aren't the enemy. We're here to help. If you kill us, you lose more allies"
>>1262857 "Dont touch her, Mike!"
Mike
>>1262862 >>1262885 >look angry at c1g3 you got a lot of explaining to do miss! gotta give me some good reasons not to act uncivil
>i grip my glock but i dont point it at her or Bill OP
>>1262905 50
>she backs up against a wall >she looks at you with the look of fear D-Don't hurt me...
>>1262877 dubs
>shiela is slapped >she rubs her cheek Ouch.
>she grabs your wrist Do that again...
>she tightens grip on wrist >it starts to hurt And you won't be able to do it anymore!
>>1262885 58
Allies?! You didn't help us back there! They captured Jason!
Bill Billington
>>1262905 >Bill puts his hand on his pistol grip, the same as Mike does. He doesn't draw on him though. "c1g3 get behind me now!"
>Bill thinks he should name c1g3 later, it's kind of impractical to call her that Mike
>>1262885 >br action >hue hue tries to imobilize Bill Tony Slavison
>>1262920 >Tear away from Shiela "IF YOU WASTE VODKA AGAIN I FUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE THE COW YOU ARE YOU HEAR ME? BLYAT!"
>Angry Russian screaming Mike
>>1262928 fuck my life
>point gun at Bill I will shoot Bill if you dont prove me you are trustworthy
>i do this to see her reaction, if its genuine or not Billy Mays
>>1262920 >Rolling to try to immobilize Bill OP
>>1262937 >shiela punches you across the jaw >you fall down on the floor >>1262930 03
>cramps >>1262971 17
>you get cramps too Billy Mays
>>1262979 >AAAAAAAARGH ROLLING TO USE BRAINFORCE TO IMMOBILIZE BILL OP
>>1262948 >c1g3 gets on the floor >she is begging Please! Don't kill him! I'll do anything!!
OP
>>1262993 39
>you are getting a headache Mike
>>1263009 PROVE ME YOURE INNOCENT!
Billy Mays
>>1263015 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I CAN DO THIS >USE MY POWER TO SHOOT C1G3 >>1263018 >I DON'T CARE ANYMORE THIS BITCH IS GOING DOWN Bill Billington
>>1263009 "c1g3, I told you to get behind me now!"
>Bill screams with all his might, he fears Mike or huehue will kill her Tony Slavison
>>1262979 "Cyka..."
>Down bottle of vodka to heal wounds. pull out revolver and shoot her in a non-lethal area of her body OP
>>1263018 >she is in distress How?! I don't know how!
>>1263032 I can't, you'll die!
>>1263027 72
>you hit her in the chest >she falls Billy Mays
>>1263041 >UNLOAD MY BULLETS IN HER EASTWOOD STYLE Bill Billington
>>1263027 >>1263041 >Bill is fueled by rage when c1g3 is shot >Bill jumps on huehue and starts beating the living fuck out of him Mike
>>1263041 FUCK!
>i holster my gun and rush to aid her OP
>>1263038 83
>you hit her >she just gets more pissed >she pulls out the dual barrel shotgun >she shoots you in the chest >you fly into the wall (roll to survive)
>>1263050 05
>you miss all of them >>1263057 75
>you beat him bad >his jaw is broken >>1263062 26
>she is bleeding in the chest Billy Mays
>>1263057 >Punch Bill in the Nose and Break it Mike
>>1263080 >roll to patch her up or stop the bleeding, anything Tony Slavison
>>1263080 >Rolling to survive (op what the fuck is this Arume a t-1000?) Bill Billington
>>1263080 >continue whaling on him until he can't move, try not to kill him though >If i roll dubs, continue beating him until death Billy Mays
>>1263097 >Rolling to Dodge and Punch Bill OP
>>1263096 69
>you barely survive >you take long breaths >you can't get up (she is a GMO arume, made by Jason)
>>1263093 39
>bleeding stops >bandage is weak though, you need to reinforce it >>1263092 29
>you punch yourself in the face >>1263097 79
>you break his collar bones >>1263115 51
>you hit him Billy Mays
>>1263125 >Punch Bill to Incapacitate him Bill Billington
>>1263125 >I get off huehue and rush to c1g3's aid with mke Mike
>>1263125 >reinforce bandage, do my best to stabilize her Billy Mays
>>1263135 Desconsider This action Instead Fix my Jaw
OP
>>1263139 93
>she gets good bandages >she is healing, and still conscious Ow...
>>1263135 53
>you punch him right in the chest >>1263145 54
>bandage reinforced >>1263149 94
>you fix your jaw Tony Slavison
>>1263125 >drink more vodka, pull out shotgun pellets OP
>>1263166 dubs
>you pull all of them out >shiela hands you some rubbing alcohol Get yourself cleaned up.
Bill Billington
>>1263145 "Thanks for taking care of her, sorry about what I said in there"
>>1263165 "Are you okay sweetie?"
Mike
>>1263165 >brush around an ifak to find some painkillers to give her Bill bring me the medical satchel from the house, i need it to help her
Tony Slavison
>>1263188 "Blyat, I only need vodka!"
>Put some vodka on a towelette and dab it on wounds, put a bandage over the wounds OP
Quoted By:
>>1263195 59
>you find it >>1263192 29
>she looks at you >she nods Ow... it hurts
Bill Billington
>>1263195 "On it"
>Bill gets the med supplies Mike needs Billy Mays
>>1263165 >Shoot C1g3 While Bill is Distracted OP
>>1263200 dubs
>your wounds heal well >you are free to get up >>1263204 40
>you find medical supplies >>1263205 50
>she is shot in the leg >she yells in pain Billy Mays
>>1263208 >Shoot Her again and this time for the kill Bill Billington
>>1263208 >Put the supplies on the ground next to her >>1263205 Kick huehue in the face before he can shoot
Mike
>>1263208 Dude what the hell?
>try to fix her leg OP
>>1263228 >intercepted >>1263219 >c1g3 is okay and not shot >>1263231 13
>leg bones are broken Billy Mays
>>1263243 But i Rolled Higher
>>1263208 Kill C1G3
Bill Billington
>>1263243 >Bill breaks billy mays'neck >He feels like he's done this before Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1263208 >>1263219 >>1263243 >Watch Billy Mays try to shoot c1g3 as he gets up "Чтo, чepт вoзьми, ты дeлaeшь? (what the hell are you doing)"
>Tackle hue and disarm him Billy Mays
Mike
>>1263243 >try to stop the bleeding, and make her some improvised leg brace guys she is gonna die, she is losing too much blood...the trauma might kill her
Hans Wilhelm
>>1263243 >Fire a shot into the air in an effort to get everyone's attention Bill Billington
Quoted By:
(OP is gone for now, we're just waiting for him to come back)
Anonymous
Mike
>>1263720 on what exactly?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1263727 Never mind, OP is gone so I can catch up on reading
OP
>>1263251 15
>fail >>1263255 dubs
>billy mays is now dead >>1263283 38
>losing a lot of blood >>1263311 dubs
>gets everyones attention Bill Billington
>>1264433 >Now that fuckboy is dead, I go and help c1g3 again Billy Mays
>>1264433 >Rolling to Contact the Devil to get Him Some Oxicrack so i can come back to life Tony Slavison
>>1264433 >Walk over to c1g3 and offer her some vodka "Drink this, it vill help you"
Mike
>>1264433 >>1264463 Bill she is losing too much blood man, give me a hand
Bill Billington
>>1264484 >I try to stop the bleeding OP
>>1264463 36
>she is moaning in pain It hurts...
>>1264481 18
>she rejects it I dont need it...
>>1264475 >you come back, blind in one eye >>1264496 69
>you stop it Hans Wilhelm
>>1264502 >Search around for any medical supplies. Billy Mays
>>1264502 ''Hey Mike Since i'm fucked up in one eye from Oxicrack Overdose here it's yours ''Gives Machine gun''
>Try to find some good meele weapons Bill Billington
>>1264475 >Bill makes sure the demon doesn't hurt c1g3 anymore, if he does Bill breaks his neck again Tony Slavison
>>1264502 >Notice Billy Mays rise from the dead "кaкoгo чepтa!? (what the hell!?) He's back from the dead!"
>Punch Billy Mays in the rib Billy Mays
>>1264520 >Knifes his hands Mike
>>1264517 the bleeding is stopped but we cant transport her in this state
>also i take the machine gun from huehue OP
>>1264520 02
>you punch yourself >>1264516 61
>you find a metal pole >>1264513 31
>you find some alcohol Billy Mays
>>1264536 >Take the Metal Pole and look for something better than that Tony Slavison
>>1264525 >>1264536 >Dodge and kick in the balls OP
>>1264540 04
>metal pole explodes >>1264542 24
>you miss the kick Bill Billington
>>1264531 "You guys do what you need to, I'll take care of her until she heals."
>Bill is still on alert from demon huehue Billy Mays
>>1264545 >Kick Slavshit in the dick Muricans are better
OP
>>1264555 >c1g3 is fully healed >you find a shotgun on the floor >>1264557 75
>he is kicked hard in the dick Bill Billington
>>1264555 >>1264545 (use these trips to heal c1g3)
Hans Wilhelm
>>1264536 >Look around for some bandages Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1264569 >Look for Meele Weapons Tony Slavison
>>1264569 >Break May's fucking jaw in return Mike
Billy Mays
>>1264583 >Dodge and kick him more in the balls OP
>>1264577 dubs
>you find a big bag of bandages >you find antiseptics >>1264583 38
>you miss >>1264594 49
>you were hit only slightly in the balls again Bill Billington
>>1264569 >Bill takes the shot gun and slings it around his chest. Then he picks up c1g3 and carries her to a nearby bed so she can rest. Billy Mays
>>1264604 >Knockout the Slavshit and then Look for Guns Tony Slavison
>>1264604 >>1264608 >dodge like hell and kick Billy in the spine Mike
>>1264605 >i stand in the doorway look Bill, im sorry for what happened, this shouldve never occured
OP
>>1264608 80
>you knock him out >you find a pistol >>1264612 21
>you miss >you are KO'd >>1264605 50
>you successfully pick her up >you find a nice bed to set her down on Hans Wilhelm
>>1264605 "Bill,I found some medical supplies.Use what you can to help the arume."
Billy Mays
>>1264622 >Shoot Hutch in the head OP
>>1264628 82
>because of your shitty eye, your high roll is the equivalent of a medium roll >you hit him in the leg Bill Billington
>>1264622 >I sit by the bed and guard it, not letting anyone get too close >>1264615 "I know man, I don't blame you for this."
>>1264623 "I think she's alright now, I'm just going to watch over her."
Billy Mays
>>1264639 >Fugg Just Knife Him Instead then Tony Slavison
>>1264622 >>1264646 >Wake up, roll out of the way OP
>>1264646 64
>your shitty eye limits you to only scratching his hand >>1264641 14
>c1g3 is coughing >>1264657 75
>success Billy Mays
Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1264663 >Grab the knife out of May's hand and punch him in the gut Bill Billington
>>1264663 >Bill looks at c1g3 with concern "Are you okay? Do you need some water?"
Mike
>>1264641 i just hope i couldve done more to help
OP
>>1264667 76
>blind him while blind in one eye >that won't work >blind eye reduces 76 to 46 >you miss >>1264675 57
N-No, I'm fine. I choked on my own spit.
Bill Billington
>>1264678 "could you get some water for c1g3?"
Billy Mays
Mike
>>1264684 yeah sure
>bring her some water just be sure its not too old, the whole fight messed all the bottles
Tony Slavison
>>1264682 >Use the opportunity of May's arm being out to grab on to and judo throw him >>1264689 >Lolno dodge OP
>>1264689 98
>you just injure him bad >>1264695 59
>you throw him on the ground Billy Mays
>>1264700 >Make Hutch Bleed Bill Billington
>>1264694 "Thanks man"
>Bill takes the water >>1264700 >Bill gives the water to c1g3 "Drink this, you'll feel better."
Tony Slavison
>>1264700 >Take May's knife while he's down OP
>>1264717 71
>she drinks it >she pants >>1264706 60
>success >>1264723 32
>you pick up the knife >then you drop it due to low roll Billy Mays
>>1264725 >Leave and Look for Socks,Gunpowder and Glue Bill Billington
>>1264725 "Feel any better"
>Bill tries to comfort her Tony Slavison
>>1264725 >pick up the knife again, patch up wounds and drink some vodka Mike
Quoted By:
>>1264741 >Mike stays in the doorway looking at Bill and C1G3 OP
>>1264728 82
>you find them all >>1264741 14
>water is dirty >she spits it out Yuck.
>>1264742 24
>drop it again >((Sheila)) >sheila starts up the tank >she yells Everyone in the tank, now!
Billy Mays
>>1264760 >Proceed to Make some damn Fine Sticky Explosives and if possible find some Rope OP
>>1264767 >sheila yells at you Hey eyepatch! Get in here!
Tony Slavison
>>1264760 >Get on the tank, try to pick up the damn knife again Bill Billington
>>1264760 "hmm, maybe not..."
>Bill sits next to her on the bed "Hey, do you have a name other than c1g3? I've been thinking it's kind of weird to just call you that..."
Billy Mays
>>1264784 ''Don't call me that Bitch or i'll make you wear one too''
>Intimidation Check OP
>>1264790 09
>you hear sheila in the distance Hey! Get your ass in the tank!
>>1264792 29
>she laughs You can't even stab right.
>>1264785 58
>you pick up the knife >sheila tells you You're manning the machine guns.
Billy Mays
>>1264801 >Enters the Tank and work on my Explosives Mike
Quoted By:
>>1264801 hey Bill, we have to go, Sheila is waiting for us in the Tank
OP
>>1264809 90
>damn, your explosives are good >you might actually be the best at this Hans Wilhelm
>>1264801 "Oh shit what?"
>Grab my AK and run towards the tank Tony Slavison
>>1264801 "Machine guns! DA, BERY GUUD!"
>Drinks more vodka and hops in a turret Billy Mays
>>1264819 >Try to make some Grenades and C4 With the Objects That i can find OP
>>1264820 02
>you trip and bonk your head on the metal of the tank >you have a big, bleeding scratch on your head >>1264821 12
>vodka is old >>1264825 52
>you make some explosives, they're a bit more sloppy, but they work Bill Billington
>>1264801 "You know what, we might have to continue this conversation later."
>Bill kisses c1g3 on the cheek then gives her the pistol he was using for protection >Bill jumps on the tank with his shot gun "Where are we going, captain?"
Billy Mays
>>1264830 >Make Incendiary Grenades Using Found Material Hans Wilhelm
>>1264830 >Quickly wrap those bandages from earlier on my head and run some alcohol in the wound "Fuck me."
Tony Slavison
Mike
Quoted By:
>>1264830 where to captain?
OP
>>1264837 73
>you make a lot of grenades >>1264833 dubs
>sheila turns to him You can operate the big gun. We're heading to a ship to mars.
>>1264841 14
>alcohol drips into your eyes Billy Mays
>>1264858 >Work on Some C4 Then await for instructions Bill Billington
>>1264858 "Nice"
>Bill mans that big gun, ready to tear apart his enemies Hans Wilhelm
>>1264858 >Rub it off my eyes Tony Slavison
>>1264858 >Drink more vodka Mike
>>1264858 >look at photo i have stored in one of my pockets OP
>>1264864 46
>the c4 falls apart >but it doesn't explode >>1264866 dubs
>sheila takes her foot off the brake >the tank starts driving fast has hell, 120 mph >>1264869 96
>you get in the tank before it leaves >>1264876 >>1264881 >((Sheila)) Hold on, boys!
>tank drives off fast Billy Mays
Mike
>>1264887 >look at the cyclops yo man take care with those things
>look back at the photo OP
Quoted By:
>>1264899 dubs
>the c4 is top quality >you make a ton of it >>1264900 dubs
>you feel stronger today Hans Wilhelm
>>1264887 >Read on medicine in the meanwhile Bill Billington
>>1264887 >look for enemies in the trees while I man this bfg OP
>>1264910 01
>big gun gets knocked off by some tree >>1264909 90
>you learn a lot about medicine Bill Billington
>>1264918 >try to grab the fucking thing in mid air Mike
>>1264918 >get on the turret and mount the machine gun from Huehue >also inspect the guns to see if they are functional OP
>>1264927 72
>you catch it (its a big ass metal beam, lol)
>you drop it >tank rolls over it >bump >>1264933 dubs
>best damn turrets in the universe >you can tear some shit up Mike
>>1264947 >looks at Bill am i supposed to unsee that?
Bill Billington
>>1264947 "shit"
>Bill looks for a replacement on or in the tank >If there's nothing he readies his shotgun instead Bill Billington
>>1264952 "heh heh...."
>Bill is slightly embarrassed Mike
>>1264956 how about you man one of those turrets i mounted
OP
>>1264956 65
>all good to go >((Sheila)) >tank stops >sheila gets out We're here.
Mike
>>1264964 so whats up? how are you holding up? hows c1g3?
Bill Billington
>>1264969 >>1264966 "She should be okay, by the way, I think we're here... where ever here is. Come on"
>>1264968 >Bill hops off the tank Billy Mays
>>1264968 >Read About alchemy To Possibly discover how to regrow Limbs Mike
Quoted By:
>>1264978 yeah
>i hop down too and look around man this reminds me of Ukraine
Tony Slavison
>>1264968 >Hop off tank >Drink vodka "Da, ve are here!"
OP
>>1264990 09
>you loose the book >>1264978 87
>its an abandoned ship >the door to it is open >sheila walks into the ship Billy Mays
>>1265008 >Fuck Look for it and read it again Hans Wilhelm
Quoted By:
>>1265008 "This seems fishy..."
>Ready my AK Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1265008 >I follow shiela into the ship, shotgun ready in case arumes are inside OP
>>1265007 70
>you notice the ship is 10 times the size of the tank >>1265012 21
>still gone Billy Mays
>>1265020 >Look for it again i must find it Tony Slavison
>>1265020 "Cвятaя мaть бoгa (Holy mother of god), this ship is huge!"
>Ready revolver, peek through any doors and windows Mike
>>1265020 >follow Sheila and Bill This has some bad vibes guys
OP
>>1265034 >>1265036 >we find control room >shiela sits in a chair >>1265029 92
>success Billy Mays
>>1265072 >Enter the Ship and Begin Reading Mike
>>1265072 >inspect control room Tony Slavison
>>1265072 >Look out the door of the command room, revolver in hand "Shiela, vhere to next?"
Bill Billington
>>1265072 >Bill waits for shiela's instructions OP
>>1265085 >its quiet, the walls and floor don't make sounds when things hit them, its all painted black >the electronics are in the arume language, hard to figure out how to work them >>1265105 >>1265121 >she looks over her shoulder >she says quietly Take a seat, you two.
>>1265077 Dubs
>alchemy comes to you naturally Mike
>>1265132 >keep investigating Tony Slavison
>>1265132 >He sits and drinks more vodka Billy Mays
>>1265132 >Use My Newly Known Alchemy Knowledge to Try to regrow my eyes Bill Billington
>>1265132 >Bill sits and looks at the screen to see if he can tell what's on it Hans Wilhelm
>>1265132 >Take a seat,and lowr my gun. OP
>>1265137 >you see some sort of dusty screen >you wipe it off and find a play symbol on it >its a video >>1265144 Dubs
>you are now immune to pain for a day >>1265146 64
>an evil force stops the process of the alchemy >you hear a voice Remember the deal...
>>1265158 >its full of symbols, weird ones >you don't know what they mean or how to sound them out >>1265174 >you notice a seat belt next to your seat Billy Mays
>>1265183 >Fuck it Try again Mike
>>1265183 yo guys i found something
>press the play button Bill Billington
>>1265196 >Continue to sit in my chair, but look over to see mike found Tony Slavison
>>1265183 >Stand up, squat next to my seat and drink more vodka OP
>>1265190 09
>nothing happens >you forget about alchemy and the book is blank, all of a sudden >>1265196 >>1265209 >>1265213 >its a black and white video >tanks and artillery are firing at something >they're firing at arume ships >the ships crash into a sheet of ice, men are running across the frozen field >the Nazi flag is being waved Billy Mays
>>1265226 >Try to Learn About Alchemy again so i can make better explosives Mike
>>1265226 uhm Sheila, care to shed some light on this?
Bill Billington
>>1265226 "Rad"
>Bill feels like the pic Tony Slavison
>>1265226 "Vaht is zees? Nazi tapes?"
>Drink more vodka OP
>>1265234 >>1265238 >>1265243 >>1265250 >a man climbs up a huge chunk of ice >camera focuses on the man, its Jason >he pulls out an Uzi, camera moves to arume soldiers running towards him >they all get mowed down, blood on the ice >Jason jumps down >he burns incoming arume with a flame thrower >video cuts to a scene where Jason has a gun point blank to the head of an arume >he blows her head off >he says the words "never come back here, ever" >video stops Billy Mays
>>1265295 >While everyone wastes time watching this i'm gonna study some more bomb making Bill Billington
>>1265295 "What a legend"
>Bill leans back in his chair. He feels good. Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1265295 >>1265305 >watch Billy Mays closely and drink more vodka George Niles
Alright, I've caught up finally. I'm a lone refugee whose escaped from a different concentration camp/prison. I've been living in the back of the abandon ship and I hear the gang. i go to investigate>roll for a good starting kit It's fairly late so when I leave, I will die out of no where from a heart attack or something
OP
OP
>>1265325 52
>not a bad start >revolver >find a big arume ship George Niles
>>1265336 >Roll to find the gang and confront them while they are here Mike
>>1265312 well that was a nice piece of michael bayhem
>look at sheila now what?
Billy Mays
>>1265336 >Study the Art of Bomb Making OP
>>1265344 >>1265349 >>1265369 >sheila looks at you all >she smiles a little Hold on to something.
>she presses a button >the entrance locks closed >ship engines start up Mike
>>1265392 ok Han Solo, where are we going?
Billy Mays
Tony Slavison
>>1265392 "Oh blyat we're taking off"
>Resquat Bill Billington
George Niles
>>1265392 >Looks terrified at Sheila What the fuck? What are you doing? There could be Arume around! Do you even know how to fly or are you just pressing shit?
OP
>>1265433 I AM an arume.
>>1265428 >>1265426 >>1265412 >>1265407 >ship lifts off the ground We're going to Mars.
Billy Mays
>>1265450 >Sit down and find a comfy place to relax while i study Bombmaking Mike
>>1265433 >looks at the new guy have a little fate Chewie, this bucket of bolts still has a couple of tricks up her sleeve
George Niles
>>1265450 Have they colonized Mars?
Bill Billington
>>1265457 >Bill chuckles at the Mike's comment >>1265450 "How long will it take, captain? To get to Mars í mean."
OP
>>1265466 >>1265457 >>1265456 You'll find out.
>>1265490 A minute.
>ship flies off at almost light speed Mike
>>1265490 This bad boy can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
Tony Slavison
>>1265503 "Oh blyat! So fast!"
>hold onto vodka Anonymous
using this post from last thread
Anonymous
>>1265550 Hey! Gimme some of that booze!
OP
>>1265550 >>1265508 >ship stops Take a look at mars.
>>1265563 >empress W-wait, Noob. I need to take you somewhere.
Billy Mays
>>1265601 >Hey Captain is there anything i can do to help out? Mike
>>1265601 how surprising...its still red ladies and gentlemen
Anonymous
>>1265601 "what? look at all these fish i caught!"
Bill Billington
>>1265601 >Bill looks out the window "It's just a bunch of red rocks"
Tony Slavison
>>1265598 "You vant vodka, da?"
>Give an entire bottle "Drink up, my friend!"
>>1265601 "Za red planet, Mars! We're here, boys!"
Anonymous
>>1265601 Don't we need gear? We can't just walk on Mars without anything on us! Why did we stop here anyway? And why is this bitch helping us? I feel like this place has been colonized and this bitch is trapping us! (One of you kill me I need to go)
Mike
>>1265642 (you can catch up with us later tho)
Anonymous
>>1265654 I'll stay in the ship and keep guard, I'll try to catch up with y'all later.
>>1265636 I drink until I knock myself out with vodka.
I lay on the floor sleeping.
Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1265669 "Blyat, weak liver!"
>Drinks more vodka OP
>>1265608 >>1265610 >>1265605 >>1265636 >>1265642 >you see mars >it has satellites and space ships flying around it >millions of tall arume bases >the planet has never been seen this lively, ever You won't need gear. The arume fixed this planet up for life.
>>1265609 Come with me!
>she presses something on her wrist >you both are teleported to the control center of mars, you are outside >the sky is red >dust fills the air >another arume of royal status is sitting on a throne >she sees you two Ah, you've arrived.
>your weapons are gone >she stands up Jason, dear, look who it is.
>you see Jason chained to a wall Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1265609 also forgot name
Billy Mays
>>1265699 COME TO ME BITCHES SNORT ON THIS OXICRACK
>ATTACKS BY THROWING EXPLOSIVES AT THEN Tony Slavison
>>1265699 >Hide revolver, walk up to the door leading out to Mars Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1265699 "jason! what the heck!"
Hans Wilhelm
>>1265699 >Exit the shop with rifle in hand Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1265717 >see this fucking maniac throwing grenades "Well, the arumes should take care of him"
>Wait for arumes to blow his head off Mike
>>1265699 >get out of the ship and stare in awe at the cool infrastructure man this sure is different from Romani
>look at Huehue acting like a Huehue im not with him, dont shoot,im just a tourist
Mike
OP
>>1265719 >>1265717 >>1265743 >>1265752 (You guys are only viewing mars, it is heavily guarded)
Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1265769 >Wait for now then enter in Roidrage later Well Sure i am gonna be making more nades
>Rolling to make grenades Mike
>>1265769 So Sheila, you want us to sneak in there? the place is huge? how will we ever find Jason?
OP
>>1265724 >Jason is grunting in pain >the royal arume general of mars My name is Riko. I see you've met my cousin. She is Aikko. I sense you have feelings for her... That is perfectly fine. I can get you two married.
>>1265790 We can't go directly to mars. We must go to its moon, Deimos, there is a portal there to where Jason is.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1265724 (should add a question)
"what the heck are you doing here?"
Billy Mays
>>1265814 For What can i be of service ma'am?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Tony Slavison
>>1265814 "So, we're off to the moon, eh?"
>drinks more vodka Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1265814 "let jason go! he dindu nuffin"
Bill Billington
>>1265814 >Bill loads his shotgun "What are we waiting for, then? Lets get going."
Mike
>>1265814 >>1265846 im happy for your enthusiasm gents, but dont we need a plan? We can use C1G3 to honey talk some guards maybe?
OP
>>1265846 >>1265835 >>1265867 >sheila nods >>1265830 You are essential for our plan. You will blow up the main arume base on mars. They'll be retreating after.
>>1265845 Oh, him? Of course he didn't do anything! But he's still my prisoner of... Love. He won't be doing anything now except what I tell him to do.
>she laughs and covers her mouth Anyways, you want to be emperor, yes?
Billy Mays
>>1265892 Alright Ma'am count me in
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1265892 "what? no! i just want to go on a date with aikko! the first time i wanted to talk to her she was in a coma for a day! then when i finally get to talk to her, i plan a date a few hours later! then when i'm on my way to her i get tranquiized! then i'm at the beach with my shirt off look hot as fuck! and i get teleported here!"
Tony Slavison
>>1265892 "Eheh, Zis veel be fun!"
>Loads revolver, drinks more vodka Bill Billington
>>1265898 >Looks at Billy Mays "I won't be anywhere near this guy when he starts throwing explosives"
>>1265892 "So once we get to the portal, then what? We go in guns blazing?"
Mike
>>1265911 i suggest stealth while Hue hue goes on his rampage
OP
>>1265906 >Riko smiles Well, have fun on your date. I see you're not ready yet. Just press that button again and you're back. More time for me and Jason, ufufufu...
>>1265911 >>1265907 >>1265898 Yes. Now let's get to Deimos!
>steer the ship to Deimos >land on Deimos >arume check for inspection >she cocks shotgun Let's rock and roll.
Billy Mays
>>1265907 ''YA WITH ME TOILET CLEANER? I WILL GO ON A DIDDLY GOOD RAMPAGE THAT WILL LEAVE ONLY CARNAGE BEHIND AND I'LL MAKE THOSE BITCHES SNORT OXICRACK ONE LAST TIME''
>>1265959 SNORT ON THESE OXICRACK BITCHES
>Throw every Explosive i've got on them Tony Slavison
>>1265959 >Shoot closest arume and finish off vodka. Smash bottle across another Arume's head and jab their throat "DAAA, VERY GOOD!"
Bill Billington
>>1265950 >Bill smirks at Mike "Looks like stealth is out the window"
>>1265959 >Aim my shotgun at a nearby arume and pull the trigger Mike
>>1265959 once again we go the Rambo way
>take aimed shots Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1265959 "what? i can't just resume a date like that!"
>i look at aikko "why did you bring me here?"
OP
>>1265995 She called me to bring us here...
>>1265989 >>1265988 >>1265977 >>1265967 >all kills >sheila runs towards the Deimos command center dodging arume fire Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1266012 i look at riko
"why did you bring us here?"
Mike
>>1266012 >follow sheila while shooting at Arume Rush B blyat!
Billy Mays
>>1266012 WORSHIP MY JUPITER JACK AND GLANCE AT THE POWER OF MY HERCULES HOOK
>EXPLODE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM Tony Slavison
>>1266012 >shoot 5 more arume, slash one's throat and reload >Scream "RUSH B CYKA BLYAT" with Mike Bill Billington
>>1266012 >charge after sheila, shooting a round at the arumes firing on us while running OP
>>1266030 >>1266031 >>1266039 >>1266026 >absolute destruction and carnage >sheila gets an RPG >she blows the door of the building down >she fires more rockets at arume destroying them >>1266024 >Riko smiles Oh, I was going to make a deal with you. But it looks like you're not ready to hear it yet.
>she caresses Jason's cheek >she laughs Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1266088 "okay! i'm ready what's the deal?"
Billy Mays
>>1266088 >FOLLOW MIKE WHILE BLOWING EVERYTHING Mike
>>1266088 >keep up with Shaila and Bill and cover them come on guys lets find that teleporter already
Tony Slavison
>>1266088 >Rush into the doors, playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w and slaughtering Arumes with my vodka bottle and revolver Bill Billington
>>1266088 >Rush into the newly formed wall, blasting the first arume I see. Bill Billington
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>>1266110 hole* not wall whoops
OP
>>1266096 You marry aikko, and in return, you guide us to then destruction of the human race! We'll end this war! You and Jason will be fine, just not everyone else.
>she grins Deal?
>>1266110 >>1266107 >>1266106 >>1266104 Guys! The teleporter is 30 stories above us! Let's go!
>she goes up the stair case Billy Mays
>>1266140 >RUN AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE TO BE THE FIRST TO ENTER Tony Slavison
>>1266140 >Rush up the stairs, screaming "GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA!" and stabbing any Any Arume in the way to death Mike
>>1266140 >running up the stairs Mother...*wheez*...fuckers...couldnt they *wheez* put a fucking elevator here?
Bill Billington
>>1266149 >>1266140 >Follow Mays into the elevator Hans Wilhelm
>>1266140 >Rush after the group up the stairs.Time fir some cardio Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1266140 >i look at jason >i give him a look of "don't worry i got this shit" "hmm you're right i'm not ready..."
>i press the button to go back Bill Billington
>>1266140 >Run up the stairs Noobleone "The Butcher"
OP
Mike
>>1266211 >pew pew pew >aimed pew pew pew Bill Billington
>>1266211 >Blow their heads off Billy Mays
>>1266211 TASTE THIS ZOORBES BITCHES AND SEE IT STICK AND BURN
>THROW INCENDIARIES AT THEM Tony Slavison
>>1266211 >Shoot each arume directly between the eyes, slaughter any left with my vodka bottle Hans Wilhelm
>>1266211 >Fire at them with my AK OP
>>1266222 >>1266227 >>1266230 >>1266231 >>1266232 TRIPS
>the arume are fucking massacred >an elevator pops down >sheila Come on! There's an elevator!
>she gets in >>1266193 How do you fish again?
Tony Slavison
>>1266275 >Rush into the elevator like I rush B Billy Mays
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1266275 "c'mon i'll show you"
>i grab her by the wrist, asserting my dominance >we go into the water >i grab one with my hands Hans Wilhelm
>>1266275 >Run full speed into the elevator. Mike
>>1266275 >get into the elevator yo guys check my k/d
Bill Billington
>>1266275 >Get in the elevator and reload my shotgun OP
>>1266286 >>1266293 >>1266299 >>1266305 >>1266307 >elevator goes slow >elevator music >going up a floor a second >>1266297 >she tries grabbing fish >she misses or it slips out Awwwwww
>frowns Bill Billington
>>1266360 >I stand in the elevator awkwardly as the realization kicks in that I'm listening to elevator music right after going on a killing spree Mike
>>1266360 So you guys come here often?
Tony Slavison
>>1266360 "BLYYAAAT! ZIS MUSIC IS BORING"
>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E as we go up the elevator Billy Mays
YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT MIGHTY PUTTY IT HAS THE POWER AND THE MUSCLE TO PUSH A 80.000 POUND TRUCK
Hans Wilhelm
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1266360 "don't worry i only make it look easy, you know before the arume invaded us, i was fighting in death matches, except they weren't to the death, it was more of a sport."
>i say trying to impress her >i catch enough fish for both of us to eat (i'm not ignoring jason, this is part of the plan op.)
OP
>>1266415 Oh! Neat! What was it called?
>>1266387 >>1266395 >>1266385 >>1266381 >>1266379 >elevator door opens >hundreds of arume blocking the portal Mike
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>>1266460 time to go back to work
>start shooting and advancing towards the portal Bill Billington
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>>1266460 >quickly get behind a wall and blind fire at the arumes Tony Slavison
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>>1266460 "OH BLYAT!"
>shoot Arumes with revolver, charge the closest one and slash her up with vodka bottle Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1266460 "it's called mma, it stands for mixed martial arts. it's kinda a coincidence that we met in a death match and all."
>i start cooking the fish on a bonfire i made >also trying to impress her while cooking i ask her
"who is that riko chick?"
Billy Mays
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>>1266460 WITNESS THE POWER OF OXI-CLEAN
>BLOW THEM UP WITH INCENDIARIES Hans Wilhelm
>>1266460 >Rush to cover and begin firing "It never ends does it!"
Bill Billington
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>>1266504 "Nope!"
>Bill takes another shot around the wall