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Story of the most embarrassing event of my life
>me be
>15 yo kissless virgin
>bout 2 months ago
>start noticing that left ball is hurting like a sonofabitch in random times throughout the day
>try to ignore hoping it will pass
>left ball starts hurting even more and more frequently
>look at my sack in the mirror one day
>left ball is about 11 times the size of right ball
>panic
>tell mom
>mom tells me to show dad
>aightbutiaintgay
>tell dad, and show him my testies
>looks with the most disgusted face of all time at overgrown left testicle
>freak out even more
>he books a doctors appointment fast forward a week
>day of the doctor appointment approaches
>have a terrible realization
>its winter
>tfw doctor is a female
>tfw the first female to ever look at my sack will have to see my flaccid weird dick
>have decent 7.3 inches when erect but when flaccid shit looks like a thumb that got hit by a bee
>devise a plan to dodge this humiliation
>notice that my pp gets a little bit better-looking for about 10 mins after beating
>decide to beat it off in the doctors office bathroom immediately before appointment so that dick doesnt look like a wet baby bat
>day of the appointment dawns
>we get to the doctors office
>we get there super early bout 40 minutes before our time
>have to wait because if i beat it know the temporary dick inflation effect will wear off before my turn
>wait too long staring at my phone and lose track of time
>they call me in
>oh shit oh fuck
>tell them i have to go to bathroom real quick
>“alright mr anon but be quick“
>go to the bathroom
>whip out phone
>“1990s peter north cumshot compilation“
> insta boner
works everytime
>beat it with the force of a hundred waterfalls, and faster than elon musks rocket
>cum buckets
>wash hands and get off
>get into doctor`s office
>bish is a 10/10 blonde about my height
>but no boner because just beat off 2 mins ago
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>me be
>15 yo kissless virgin
>bout 2 months ago
>start noticing that left ball is hurting like a sonofabitch in random times throughout the day
>try to ignore hoping it will pass
>left ball starts hurting even more and more frequently
>look at my sack in the mirror one day
>left ball is about 11 times the size of right ball
>panic
>tell mom
>mom tells me to show dad
>aightbutiaintgay
>tell dad, and show him my testies
>looks with the most disgusted face of all time at overgrown left testicle
>freak out even more
>he books a doctors appointment fast forward a week
>day of the doctor appointment approaches
>have a terrible realization
>its winter
>tfw doctor is a female
>tfw the first female to ever look at my sack will have to see my flaccid weird dick
>have decent 7.3 inches when erect but when flaccid shit looks like a thumb that got hit by a bee
>devise a plan to dodge this humiliation
>notice that my pp gets a little bit better-looking for about 10 mins after beating
>decide to beat it off in the doctors office bathroom immediately before appointment so that dick doesnt look like a wet baby bat
>day of the appointment dawns
>we get to the doctors office
>we get there super early bout 40 minutes before our time
>have to wait because if i beat it know the temporary dick inflation effect will wear off before my turn
>wait too long staring at my phone and lose track of time
>they call me in
>oh shit oh fuck
>tell them i have to go to bathroom real quick
>“alright mr anon but be quick“
>go to the bathroom
>whip out phone
>“1990s peter north cumshot compilation“
> insta boner
works everytime
>beat it with the force of a hundred waterfalls, and faster than elon musks rocket
>cum buckets
>wash hands and get off
>get into doctor`s office
>bish is a 10/10 blonde about my height
>but no boner because just beat off 2 mins ago
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