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>I pooped today
That's nice, did you enjoy it? I haven't been pooping very much the last week because I've been constipated. The last good poop I had was a week and a half ago, it must have been three logs, all at least nine inches long. I've been taking Miralax, but no luck. Hell, I even tried drinking a whole pot of coffee and smoking a pack of cigarettes, and those stubborn bastards still won't come out. I'm going to the doctor in a few days so I can get prescription medication because I can't deal with this anymore, the pain is immense. I don't even know what caused it to begin with.
Anyway, how was your day?
