So basically last week I was at the bar and noticed that there was a good looking girl behind me (maybe she came close to me intentionally) and I interrupted the chat she was having with her friend asking her if she knew about Sneed's Feed and Seed
She obviously didn't know so I explained her about this episode where you could notice a subtle joke in the name (Sneed rhymes with feed and seed, but the store's former owner was Chuck: keeping the F and the S one would imagine that said store had fuck and suck written on the sign because that would rhyme with Chuck)
After explaining her this clever innuendo I kept looking at her in the eyes and had a sip, eventually (after a few seconds of confusion) she laughed out loud and I basically had her
I managed to make out with her within a few minutes with the help of my wing that distracted her friend
Hoped I could get to the fuck and suck part but I found out she was married...