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>>12672816
I have put too much trust in a fart on more than one occasion. Nothing worse than crab-walking from the urinal to a stall at work so I can scoop the shit out of my ass.

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:15:06 No.12672822 Report

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>>12672816
I just sharted typing this hold on BRB change underwear

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:17:03 No.12672823 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:19:07 No.12672824 Report

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SHALL NOT

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:20:00 No.12672825 Report

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>>12672816
bump

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:20:01 No.12672826 Report

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The Virgin Europoor "Hold it in and get rectal cancer" vs. Chad American "Shart where we please"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:23:26 No.12672827 Report

Quoted By: >>12672832 >>12673627 >>12673714

Americans do daily shart outings their local mart
Thought everyone knew this?
I just got back from unloading at mine, there was a line
There are 4 marts in my area, I hit them in a rotation
You guys don't have your designated sharting marts?

I'm a mart sharter
I'm a shart marter
SHART IT, SHART IT
SHART IT OUT LOOOUUUD

here's a documentary on the subject
https://youtu.be/sl2vJHdHDL4

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:24:15 No.12672828 Report

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>>12672816
My entire family in US, including cousins and uncle/aunt are fat as fuck and I get the mart sharter vibe when I'm near them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:24:38 No.12672829 Report

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>>12672816
Hello British man.

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:26:17 No.12672830 Report

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AND I'M PROUD TO BE A MUTTMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST THERE'S NACHO CHEESE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE SIX MILLION
TO WHOM I OWE THESE FEES
AND I'LL GLADLY PLOP DOWN
NEXT TO YOU AND SHART IN MART TODAY
FOR THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE ISRAEL
ZOG BLESS THE USA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:28:55 No.12672831 Report

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>>12672830
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED
FROM THE ANUS LAST LEAKING

WITH ITS BROAD STREAKS OF BROWN
CAST IN PERILOUS BLIGHT
OVER THE AISLES WE WATCHED
SHIT GALANTLY STREAMING

AND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIR,
NEGROES EVERYWHERE
IS PROOF THAT OUR RACE
IS A 56% DISGRACE

OH SAY DOES THAT SHIT-
SPANGLED BUMMER CUT
IN THE LAND OF THE SHART,
AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:29:06 No.12672832 Report

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>cope
AMERISHARTS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>12672820
Lol
>>12672828
You shouldnt compare your family to these subhumans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:29:10 No.12672833 Report

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>>12672816
Unironically have had the problem in the past where if you eat trailer food of then going home and just sharting straight liquid in my pants

this hits pretty close to home eurobros, are diets are fucking terrible

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>>12672830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwR3e2iq9EI

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:34:36 No.12672835 Report

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>based arbiter of the state
Amerisharts get what they deserve

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:36:30 No.12672836 Report

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It’s not so much sharting as it is continual anal leakage of oily canola residue. If I have a round of ten braps or so, I always have to wipe from the cumulative oily discharge. No actual poo, most of the time. Just ass grease. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my morning sewer crawl. I hear there’s a tasty fatberg down there and I want to eat most of it before my fellow lards get at it.

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:38:06 No.12672837 Report

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Lol mutts have no shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:39:24 No.12672838 Report

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>>12672816
Show flag Patel

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:39:59 No.12672839 Report

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>>12672825
I was right lol
Enjoy having poop colored skin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 18:43:31 No.12673268 Report

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all the time, we don't wipe our asses either

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FUCK YOU EUROFAG ASSHOLES WHITER THAN YOU MOHAMMED HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFFF FUCK OIFF LEAF US ALOONE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 18:45:19 No.12673568 Report

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lol op's a poojeet le irony

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Anonymous ID:R/6RPpTf Tue 04 May 2021 18:46:03 No.12673572 Report

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Thread!

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 18:47:06 No.12673580 Report

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>>12673568
Wrong OP Was A Based Indo Aryan Living In Europe So Called "Pajeets" Are Actually Superior To Europeans, Most European Leaders Are Actually Indo-Aryan Rather Than European (From An Afro-Aryan To You)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNSFXUMN Tue 04 May 2021 18:49:57 No.12673598 Report

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Imagine living in a country where you can comfortably shart at a backyard BBQ with your neighbors, where you can enter Walmart with a creamy shart dribbling down your leg, or when you can be confident in yourself and your nation while you gurgle out a New England Bum Chowder at your favourite sporting event. THIS is what freedom is. THIS is what being American is all about.

I bet you can't even let a wet fart go in your country. Seems like jealousy of a superior nation.

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Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 18:51:35 No.12673617 Report

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>>12673580
muh indo-aryans muh chariots

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LOL AMERISHART COPE HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Anonymous

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>>12673627
Fecal matter-coated hands typed this

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Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 18:56:41 No.12673643 Report

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>>12673598
canada is a vassal state of the us
feast your eyes on the truth

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 18:57:33 No.12673690 Report

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>>12673635
>b-b-b-based!!!???
POO POO POO POO EVERIWHEREE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0GCPFpNQs

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Anonymous ID:R/6RPpTf Tue 04 May 2021 19:00:48 No.12673704 Report

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 19:02:34 No.12673714 Report

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POO PARTY LETS GOOOO

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Anonymous ID:LyMk+Fmv Tue 04 May 2021 19:03:49 No.12673729 Report

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All you fucking pajeets, niggers, canucks and yuropoors can go fuck yourselves. Americans, like me, shart whenever and wherever we want while you little sissies shit at home like a little girl

Like Thimas Jefferman said: The right to shart shall not be infringed

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Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 19:04:14 No.12673731 Report

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>>12673714
fuck off sperg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 19:06:29 No.12673745 Report

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>>12673729
it's always cringe when germans try to be funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 19:07:19 No.12673750 Report

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based open defecation vs cringe sharting

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 19:09:44 No.12673764 Report

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POO LOO PARTY 2 BOOGALOO
LETS GOOOOOOO

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 19:12:00 No.12673780 Report

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>>12672816
You infidels need to get this thread to the front page of /bant/

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Anonymous ID:LyMk+Fmv Tue 04 May 2021 19:14:04 No.12673797 Report

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>>12673745
>try to be funny
But I was trying to be cringy

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 19:14:35 No.12673804 Report

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>>12673780
COME ON GUYS WERE CLOSE LETS GET THIS POO PARTY STARTED WOOHOO POOPOO IN MY MOUTH WOOHOO HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOHOO (Brown "Poo-Poo" Sandwiches)
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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yooo

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Anonymous ID:R/6RPpTf Tue 04 May 2021 19:14:43 No.12673809 Report

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Anonymous ID:ux75ltPU Tue 04 May 2021 19:17:39 No.12673825 Report

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BOOLY

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Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 19:18:06 No.12673829 Report

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>>12673797
le shart in the mart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CgsnaNt2 Tue 04 May 2021 19:22:15 No.12673868 Report

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>>12672816
I'm too bourgeois for that. I pay American minorities to shit my pants for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UQq5Od9R Tue 04 May 2021 19:25:23 No.12673880 Report

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>>12673643
A turd Vassal, perhaps!
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PooPooPartttttty!
>>12673714
WE CAN MAKE OUR GREAT CONTINENT EVEN BETTER IF WE SHART TOGETHER
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love when Hans tries to come in with a funny and makes everyone cringe
>>My ancestors are sharting on me, Imperial, can Poo say the same !?!

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Anonymous ID:gLSdlTJO Tue 04 May 2021 19:27:52 No.12673892 Report

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come and find out bigot:
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Anonymous ID:iz9WE/9f Tue 04 May 2021 19:36:35 No.12673928 Report

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has MARE IMPERATOR GETAE LVPVS DACVS ARIANVS FLAME OF GOD DEATH OF BLOOD come out to play?

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