>>12700172Flatten your penis until it is 2 dimensional
>>1270020Sometimes I fantasize about abducting women and then holding them hostage in a dungeon to use them as perpetual breeding machines so that I can attempt to genetically engineer and selectively breed the children I make with them to have features closer and closer to my anime waifu until I get something resembling a 3d version of my waifu. I would also breed the children to love me so that the end result waifu child would also love and want to have sex with me.