Fuck it, martini time.
The martini is simple and boring as fuck. But damnitbit makes you look like you know how to sling a bar.
Me, I do it a tad different to make it look like I know what I'm doing.
I dont
1 shot vodka
1 shot gin
2 shot dry vermouth
Splash of lemon juice/ squeeze an eighth of a lemon.
Dashes of olive bitters