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my fat coworker is friends with the boss, so he can sleep all day on the job and not get fired and thats no exaggeration, snoring in a chair while the rest of us do backbreaking work
it annoys the fuck out of me and id call him out but he'd involve the police, hes fat and he knows he cant win a fight, so I could call corporate to get them both fired but i feel thats a bitch move, maybe I'll piss on his uniforms in the break room, in this way he'll still have a job and my lust for violence will be satiated by his disgust and disturbance
