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When I was leaving the hotel this evening, the hotel's clerk told me I had a package. When I was opening it, some man in the lobby yelled, "A CREDIT CARD!!!," and then I discovered that it was a new card from the account I recently closed. This post will remind me to exterminate the extended family of whoever it was that yelled that heckle at me and also the extended family of whoever was over there hanging out with him at the time.
