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Tards strike again

ID:wCiLXMfk No.1272213 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I've been wanting to tell this story for a while about a special freind of mine.
>be me Amerifag
>sophomore year last week of school
>small group of friends
>have one close friend let's call him Bill
>getting heated for everyone cause summer is approaching
>at the end of the year school throws a party for the autistic kids cause there the real twink in the city
>all autis are real excited so they usually go bananas
>There's one black one that's on a electronic whell chair named Chad
>Chad is one of the good boys but obv gets crazy at the end of the year
>3rd hour
>Spanish class
>dumb fat spic as a teacher can hardly speak English so there is no learning
>ask if I can go to the bathroom
>rlly me and bill just want to go fuck around in there
>she lets me
>hurry out of there cause everyone is fuckin annoying and I can't take it
>go to the bathroom
>wait abt 10 mins
>here door open
>"ayyyy bill that you"
>"nah nigga dis cha cha ch cad"
>dumb nigger can't say his name right
>comes and try to high five me but dumb tard can't cause of his shriveled arms
>can barely fit in bathroom cause of the giant retarded wheel chair
>says he has the urge to piss
>"do it then you lil nigger"
>That's where I make my first mistake
>unleashes tard rage
>ohshit.jpg
>says only blacks can say niggaz
>throwing tp like the extra chromosomed monkey he is
>hear tard wrangler outside
>fuckthat.jpeg
>run out as fast as I can
>see wrangler and ask what did I do
>tard comes out
>pedal to the metal
>flys out of there at the speed of sound
>flys over wranglers foot and rolls away while screaming that whites are all rascist
>Wrangler right behind him running
>see bill
>wave him down and he comes to me
>"anon what the fuck did you do?"
Story's not over folks
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