>>12755536its a nice warm sunday morning
op just cant get trannies off his mind. he woke up and hasnt stopped thinking about them, its nibbling at his brain like a little tumor, thumping at it, begging for release. where will he go? what will he do? should he go to /lgbt/? god no. should he go to /pol/? no, the board moves too fast and his retarded post will be buried. should he write in his diary like his therapist suggested? no mooooooom thats gay! what will he do.
he knows! he logs onto /bant/, locates his wojak folder and scours it for the perfect face. next he googles 'trans anime girl'. his blog is the first result. he switches to google images and picks the first picture, editing them together into a masterpiece. he gets on /bant/, already twitching for release. with a heavy panting he creates his post. whats it gonna be about? nothing at all. whats the caption? doesnt matter. he just needs this. he types up something irrelevant, posts his picture, and oh! how good it feels! his mind is off the thought of trannies for the first 2 minutes. but oh no, its creeping back in, so he checks the thread. he checks it again. hes considering making another one. normally hes not satisfied until all 3 of his threads per day are dedicated to tranny posting. he might even use a vpn and up that number. 'this is normal' he assures himself. trannies are everywhere. theyre in his walls, creeping from under the floorboards, trying to make him take estrogen. wear the tranny colored thighhigh socks. get on discord and change his icon.
yknow this comment was just supposed to be one or two lines takin the piss out of ya but im actually havin fun ngl.... i should write a book
