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Story time /b/uds
5 years ago
>In 8th grade in shitty Texas public school
>Was on the honor roll and student council
>Hear that the hottest girl in my grade likes me, think to myself "no way that's right"
>Over the coming weeks hear that rumor more and more
>until she starts talking to me
>She talks to me a lot now
>Sitting at the lunch table one day, all my friends were the nerds/outcasts, they referred to themselves as the KKK
(Kool Kids Klub)
>she walks up to me and says "mind if I sit with you" say ok
>She sits down and all my friends have the biggest grins on their faces
>They all in unison start singing "Hail Hitler what did you say?! We're members of the KKK. Hail Hitler he's our man, we're all members of the Ku Klux Klan.“
>She looks at them in disgust and leaves
>They explain to me that she was going to ask me to the school dance because her parents approved of me, then once at the dance dump me then go with guy she actually wanted to go with, they found this out by spying on her because they were very dubious of her actually liking me
>I don't believe them at first but then the dance happens and she did the exact thing they said, except with another kid
I miss those idiots
They taught me a valuable lesson
Bros before Hoes