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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:40:45 No.12802661 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12802662 >>12802663 >>12802665 >>12802666 >>12802668 >>12802669 >>12802675

>shit out turkish takeaway
>squirt sewer water in your ass
>walk around with wet swamp ass all day
>"hurr americans are so unsophisticated XD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:42:04 No.12802662 Report

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>>12802661
dude i bought a bidet and i hate taking shits anywhere but home now
bidet is the way to go (not that stupid 2 toilets shit that europeans do though)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:43:38 No.12802663 Report

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>>12802661
bro it's clean water, not fucking shit water... JFC are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:43:48 No.12802664 Report

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>>12802662
>anally raped by water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:44:11 No.12802665 Report

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>>12802661
>he doesn't know about the three seashells

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:45:30 No.12802666 Report

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>>12802661
>he thinks water in the tank is pumped from the sewer
ameritard moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:45:46 No.12802667 Report

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>>12802662
It builds up bacteria on your asshole if not cleaned properly and will if you an infection in you develop hemorrhoids and probably die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:45:50 No.12802668 Report

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>>12802661
you ought to kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:50:56 No.12802669 Report

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>>12802661
It's honestly great not having to wipe hard a million times for the poo to stop showing by using these marvels. Only downside is that it makes you feel initially a little gay having it go up your anus until you get used to it. Explains why euros tend to be a bit more faggier since they use these things from childhood probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:55:19 No.12802670 Report

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>>12802669
The under seat ones shoot up your butt and make the seat all uneven.

Get the handheld sprayer, like putting your butthole under a waterfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:55:31 No.12802671 Report

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I just let my dog clean up my bum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 21:56:16 No.12802672 Report

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>>12802669
>Only downside is that it makes you feel initially a little gay having it go up your anus until you get used to it.

Yea, i was a bit disturbed after I bought one too. My neighbor came over and showed me how to use it. I was mortified to know that a bidet involves sticking a hose up your ass, but I feel alot cleaner now, and my neighbor and I are becoming very close

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 22:01:29 No.12802673 Report

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>>12802662
Just take a shower you flaming fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 22:04:26 No.12802674 Report

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Most of Europe still use TP though. Never tried a bidet. It's probably superior though. The fancy jap ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 22:08:46 No.12802675 Report

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>>12802661
First time i ever saw a bidet was when i was in Rome, Italy a few years ago. The hotels i stayed at had one right next to the toilet. It took me 3 or 4 days to figure out what it was because I thought it was a urinal.

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