I am the 3rd Grand Wizard of the Great Hermetic Order, I come to offer you a gift and a challenge.
Look upon these words users of 4Chan for they are of immense importance. My objective is to give you the ability to break the cycle of actuality and ascend to divinity.

The universe is made of objects contingent on other objects, the atom requires the electron to exist, the child and the mother, etc. Those things are actual or semi-actual, they will always be except in the beginning or be contingent in the creation of another, where at some point there must have been nothing. Something cannot be be contingent on nothing, thus demonstrating the need for something infinitely actual. You may have heard this before, let me continue into that which you haven't. Something that is infinitely actual cannot create something or be contingent in the creation of something which is also infinitely actual, Something slightly less actual perhaps but not the same, a god cannot create another god. Thus the cycle continues eternally until nothingness occurs again, never hold worry friends you will die long before that.

Now that is what I am willing to share until you make some progress. I will share no more because the experiences of my fellows, to give you everything I know would be to guarantee that you accomplish no more than me, I demand more. As to my identity if you do not believe my title act as if I am a man under a bridge. As for why? This line of study is not without its risks and I would sacrifice a thousand of you in pursuit of this. I will gain from you succeeding or failing. Why us? Because you in your plebeian political games accidentality came close once before, causing turmoil in my world. I have left all the pitfalls and breakthroughs in there for you, I would like you to enjoy the excitement.

The challenge I have for you is this: find a way to make something infinitely actual.