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Feels thread time...
>be me
>be impoverished boy from Eastern Europe
>father herded sheep for a living
>had to abandon family farm
>great grandmother died on the way here
>now in America
>entire extended family packed in one suburban house
>family keeps a small farm in the backyard
>four Goats, two cows, chickens, about two dozen sheep, and rabbits
>yes, we keep that many animals in a backyard.
>keep a tank of blowfish, several eels, and my pet clam Bobo
>it's so difficult to adjust to American life
>family traditions are seen as weird by the neighborhood kids
>my local cuisine is outlandish to them
>big sausages, sea cucumbers, and stuffed head cheese is weird to them
>they mix bologna and salami like barbarians
>they see my religion as obscure, boring, and scary
it gets even worse
>three kids in my neighborhood keep dicking around with the animals
>one even dressed one of my pigs in their dads' suits
>they offered to work for me once, but the simplest of tasks has to be some elaborate project for them
>it always is
>I told them to peel potatoes, they make French fries
>my family hates French fries, so the entire harvest of potatoes was wasted
>potato is a staple food where I come from, and once you cut potatoes into French fries, you can't make them scalloped, etc. so they fucked us over
>they wrecked the neighborhood over three times causing blackouts, thousands in collective property damage, and mocked the country I came from by pretending to be from my village like stereotypes.
[spoiler:lit]>mfw these Ed-Boys mock the Son of a Shepherd[/spoiler:lit]
>be me
>be impoverished boy from Eastern Europe
>father herded sheep for a living
>had to abandon family farm
>great grandmother died on the way here
>now in America
>entire extended family packed in one suburban house
>family keeps a small farm in the backyard
>four Goats, two cows, chickens, about two dozen sheep, and rabbits
>yes, we keep that many animals in a backyard.
>keep a tank of blowfish, several eels, and my pet clam Bobo
>it's so difficult to adjust to American life
>family traditions are seen as weird by the neighborhood kids
>my local cuisine is outlandish to them
>big sausages, sea cucumbers, and stuffed head cheese is weird to them
>they mix bologna and salami like barbarians
>they see my religion as obscure, boring, and scary
it gets even worse
>three kids in my neighborhood keep dicking around with the animals
>one even dressed one of my pigs in their dads' suits
>they offered to work for me once, but the simplest of tasks has to be some elaborate project for them
>it always is
>I told them to peel potatoes, they make French fries
>my family hates French fries, so the entire harvest of potatoes was wasted
>potato is a staple food where I come from, and once you cut potatoes into French fries, you can't make them scalloped, etc. so they fucked us over
>they wrecked the neighborhood over three times causing blackouts, thousands in collective property damage, and mocked the country I came from by pretending to be from my village like stereotypes.
[spoiler:lit]>mfw these Ed-Boys mock the Son of a Shepherd[/spoiler:lit]
