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Redpill me on dating the retarded

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:37:49 No.12843325 View View Reply Original Report

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>immediately compliant
>sufficiently clean
>likely virgins
>don’t have to spend a lot of money on them, can just buy them some candy and a soda
>enjoy iPads and other stimuli
>won’t bother you at work or during the weekend, they are just happy to see you like a friendly dog

I mean it seems like a no brainer? That extra chromosome makes your life extra better. Have you dated a retarded adult /pol/?

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:38:49 No.12843326 Report

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is that the stranger things kid with a wig

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:40:01 No.12843327 Report

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I did in highschool, for 2 days and then it ended really badly.

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:41:08 No.12843328 Report

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Lots of drool and slob on your knob, too

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:42:11 No.12843329 Report

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Here's a pornstar with down syndrome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:42:52 No.12843330 Report

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>>12843327

Go on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:43:47 No.12843331 Report

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>>12843325
>immediately compliant
fuck no
>sufficiently clean
if they're only mildly retarded or autistic, then MAYBE. if it's more than very mild they often have terrible hygiene as well
>likely virgins
not necessarily, and they all masturbate so it's not like you'd be able to tell
>don’t have to spend a lot of money on them, can just buy them some candy and a soda
they aren't children dumbass, and even if she's happy with whatever, her parents won't be and she'll likely obey her parents
>enjoy iPads and other stimuli
so do normies
>won’t bother you at work or during the weekend, they are just happy to see you like a friendly dog
kek i can't believe I seriously replied to this

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:44:42 No.12843332 Report

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>>12843329
name of sperm receptacle?

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:45:03 No.12843333 Report

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>>12843325
The future is retarded

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:45:14 No.12843334 Report

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>>12843327
STORY TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:45:18 No.12843335 Report

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>>12843329
this is why women should be treated like property, her dad could have sold her to a respectable gentleman and saved her soul.

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:45:23 No.12843336 Report

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>>12843327
Whoa what? What happened? You just can come in here and go, "i dated a retard" then dip out.
Details. I have to know this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:46:01 No.12843337 Report

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if you didnt, you would be homosexual or asexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:46:13 No.12843338 Report

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> they aren't children dumbass, and even if she's happy with whatever, her parents won't be and she'll likely obey her parents

Mom says you have to take me somepwace nice!

>Chucks Cheese it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:46:30 No.12843339 Report

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>>12843332
https://yandex.com/images/search?text=hannah%20hays

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:46:33 No.12843340 Report

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>be autist
>have 0 good genetics
>wants to breed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:49:21 No.12843341 Report

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>>12843330
She didn't look retarded and she was kind of able to behave in a semi-normal way. (Honestly you wouldn't be able to tell unless you had a conversation longer than 2 minutes with her.) This was all a façade however. Allow me to explain briefly.
>I met her when I was running the mile during P.E as the retard wrangler hotboxes were right next to the track outside.
>After the mile we'd have to do a cooldown walk around the track for 15 minutes and this happened to coincide with when the tards were let off their leash by their wranglers to do "aerobic exercise".
>I didn't even know she was retarded at first, like I said I only caught on after I started talking to her and then it was confirmed when I saw her walk back into the tardbox when the wranglers wrangled her.
>Was desperate for human affection at this point and horribly bullied for a good portion of my middleschool/highschool career so I did a lot of mental gymnastics to justify this.
>After about a month of talking to her during P.E I ask her out and she was super excited, it was honestly pretty sweet looking back on it.
>First time she comes over to my place to play Game cube she excuses herself to the bathroom.
>Playing on my own and all of a sudden hear screaming.
>Rush to the door which is locked and she's crying inside but won't let me in
>smell smoke
>start banging on the door and screaming for my mom to come
>Mom uses a paper clip to unlock the door from the outside and we barge in to see this bitch lit our roll of TP on fire and tried dousing it in the sink which wasn't working so she had the bright idea to try to carry it to the tub and dropped it on our bath mat instead.
>luckily fire didn't catch on and we put it out.
>Pissed off and already done with her, tell her I'm breaking up with her.
>She starts crying tears of sorrow first that rapidly turned to tears of rage.
>She starts hitting me, hard, and finally socks me in the jaw giving me permanent TMJ
Fuck downies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:50:26 No.12843342 Report

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>>12843339
God she's a little sweetiepie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:50:28 No.12843343 Report

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>>12843325
It's kind of retarded

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:51:52 No.12843344 Report

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>>12843341

Fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:52:41 No.12843345 Report

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>>12843341
who the fuck gave her access to fire

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:53:29 No.12843346 Report

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>>12843325
All women are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:54:14 No.12843347 Report

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>>12843325
>likely virgins
this is completely wrong
used to live around some factory that would only hire retards to do menial jobs
they are the horniest people you would ever meet
they would sit on the bus to ride back to their retarded coliving space shouting how they would fuck each other through the whole bus
one would sit in the front, right next to the bus driver, the other in the back and they would just casually shout how they would fuck when they get back home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:54:21 No.12843348 Report

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>>12843345
At the time my mom smoked a lot of cigarettes and she had a bic lighter in our bathroom cabinet above our sink, after that incident she threw that shit away and over the course of years I actually it's what led to her quitting altogether.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:54:23 No.12843349 Report

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>>12843325
Its like making good money just pushing a broom all day at work, not mentally stimulating enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:56:16 No.12843350 Report

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>>12843341
Anon, I think you might be retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:57:23 No.12843351 Report

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>>12843341
>tard wranglers
I'm picturing social workers on horses with random looking downies and autists walking around a field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:59:04 No.12843352 Report

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>>12843351
Nah they were seniors who volunteered to be wranglers under the supervision of a special ed paraed. I actually got in trouble with the school for the incident because apparently they encourage limited interaction except if you're a volunteer in the program. Basically they said I should have known better and I brought it on myself.

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:59:14 No.12843353 Report

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>>12843341
>it was honestly pretty sweet looking back on it.
You're a good egg anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 22:59:27 No.12843354 Report

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>>12843348
>literal retard gf almost burning your house down gave you 20 mores years of your mom
who would have thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:00:06 No.12843355 Report

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>>12843338
Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:00:50 No.12843356 Report

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>>12843335
he's obviously bears no small amount of responsibility, but whores're gonna whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:02:35 No.12843357 Report

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>>12843352
http://tard-blog-mirror.blogspot.com/2002/11/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:03:27 No.12843358 Report

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>>12843325
Dude. They are retards FFS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:05:11 No.12843359 Report

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>>12843325
my fucking sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:05:30 No.12843360 Report

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>>12843341
I dunno anon. Regular girls are that retarded too. You should have put up with it and took her virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:06:00 No.12843361 Report

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>>12843341
>desperate for affection
Understatement of the week. Thanks for the laugh and the term retard wrangler

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:06:08 No.12843362 Report

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>>12843325
Downy Leah Remini

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:07:10 No.12843363 Report

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>>12843347

Great story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:07:12 No.12843364 Report

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>>12843341
This is why I love this fucking place. I am never bored hearing crazy shit like this. I laughed so hard when I read this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:07:37 No.12843365 Report

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>>12843329
She doesnt have Downs you pathetic shill. She has brain damage from a car accident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:07:46 No.12843366 Report

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>>12843341
>rejecting aspie gf
you just ruined your life, you had thw perfect setup and you fucked it up
congrats

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:09:30 No.12843367 Report

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>>12843325
>I mean it seems like a no brainer?
I guess you could say that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:10:12 No.12843368 Report

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>>12843341
>Take a shit
>light toilet paper on fire
This is on par with that Simpsons bit where homer is trying to cook for himself and burns a bowl of cereal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:10:14 No.12843369 Report

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All the retarded girls I have seen weigh at least as much as a minivan. That's two strikes already. I might have dated one but I'm no chubby chaser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:10:16 No.12843370 Report

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>>12843361
My dad still doesn't let me live it down. Not the retard part, I refuse to ever let him find out that I dated a retard, but the fact that she hit me so hard she permanently displayed my jaw joint. It's honestly fucked up my dating life even to this day as I can't bring anyone home to meet him without fearing he'll bring it up. I also can't even tell him that I'm dating someone because he'll say shit like.
>"Oh, good for you! Don't let this one fuck you up."
or
>"You sure you're ready to get back in the ring, Rocky?"
I fucking hate him. The dentist I went to initially thought it was because I was grinding my teeth in my sleep but my dad told him, loudly in the middle of the Dentist's office, "nah he got beat up by his girlfriend". The dentist audibly laughed and I had to deal with the awkwardness of sitting in the chair while he cleaned my teeth and x-rayed my jaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:10:38 No.12843371 Report

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>>12843334

Fucking legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:12:26 No.12843372 Report

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>>12843370
You're a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:12:49 No.12843373 Report

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>>12843341
Jej. Nice work. Did ya bang?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:14:54 No.12843374 Report

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>>12843373
No, I don't even think she had much of a concept of what it meant to fuck. Those couple days were kinda just like having a really nice friend who was super clingy to me, it was kind of cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:14:56 No.12843375 Report

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>>12843370
Dude, you're hilarious. How funny is your dad?
> " ready to get back in the ring Rocky!"
that's gold!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:16:52 No.12843376 Report

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>>12843326

Yes that is Millie Bobby Brown, age 13

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:17:08 No.12843377 Report

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>>12843327
She dumped you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:17:10 No.12843378 Report

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>>12843325
If you’re happy with a broken laptop, why not. Seems to me like you have the lowest self confidence that you would the one girl that you wouldn’t think had enough intelligence to reject you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:19:35 No.12843379 Report

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>>12843325

If you feel the need to date a assburgers retard, you’re obviously a pedophile kid fucker.

>attempting to imprint onto someone with the mind of a child

You make me sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:19:50 No.12843380 Report

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>>12843365
Potato patado

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:20:04 No.12843381 Report

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>>12843325
Ok, here's the truth about this. I've dated 2 women who were born normal but had brain injuries from car accidents and I also volunteered to help people with down syndrome at one time. People who are kind of fucked up tend to have this behavioral disorder where they think they'll always be excused or forgiven, for everything. Down syndrome people tend to act really spoiled because their families always gave them special attention and always excused their tantrums and weird selfish behaviors. The 2 women I dated were similar in that their families dismissed them as being a little fucked up and always excused their lies and excuse making. It's not that they weren't good people and fun to be around, they just thought they could get away with any kind of bullshit without repercussions. So if you want to date a retard be aware, they aren't used to the standards we all live by and will expect to get away with a lot of bullshit.

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:23:26 No.12843382 Report

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>>12843380
kek

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:25:34 No.12843383 Report

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>>12843354
Kek

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:30:36 No.12843384 Report

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>>12843370
dad sounds based

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:31:18 No.12843385 Report

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>>12843364
>This is why I love this fucking place. I am never bored hearing crazy shit like this. I laughed so hard when I read this.

You got that right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:34:08 No.12843386 Report

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>>12843325
Unironically would. Shed be sweet as a can be I bet. If she got bitchy just scream at her. Her pussy still gets wet just the same as a fat girls does

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:34:31 No.12843387 Report

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Threads like this are why I keep coming back to this shithole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:36:59 No.12843388 Report

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>>12843362
Why do they use that little freak for St Judes when hes like 37 years old now and a registered sex offender??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:37:08 No.12843389 Report

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>>12843387

Teaching
And
Respecting
Down syndrome adults

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:37:46 No.12843390 Report

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>>12843341
Kek

All fields be sagin’

All fields be sagin’ Sat 29 May 2021 23:39:08 No.12843391 Report

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>>12843325
I dated a mildly retarded girl. She had money from a inherited property she lent. Even though She was it gets boring pretty fast. You can pretty much use her as a fucktoy though, that was cool.

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:40:10 No.12843392 Report

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>>12843347

>ywn ride the retard fuck bus

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:40:50 No.12843393 Report

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>>12843370
I'd like to buy your dad a beer

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Anonymous Sat 29 May 2021 23:42:31 No.12843394 Report

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>>12843325
They have bad genes. Your kids will be retards.

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Anonymous ID:v8tdAJaa Sun 30 May 2021 03:04:12 No.12843891 Report

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>>12843325
kot

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Anonymous ID:ZEzLdHjX Sun 30 May 2021 03:06:16 No.12843910 Report

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>>12843332
Hannah Hayes

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They cum like crazy!

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>>12843325

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